Porsche 911 Jokes

Funniest Porsche 911 Short Jokes

Short porsche 911 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The porsche 911 humour may include short sports car jokes also.

1. On my way for the latest porsche presentation.. the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight.
   I wrote down "I'm here for the newest 911".
   Best regards from Guantanamo.
2. What does a Porsche 911 and the smallest possible forest have in common? They're both 2 cedars (seaters).
3. So Porsche released a Jewish Car... The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911
4. Did you hear about the insomniac car-enthusiast conspiracy theorist? He stayed up all night debating whether Porsche did 911.
5. What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common? They both have their trunks in the front.

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Porsche 911 One Liners

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1. What is a terrorists favorite car? a Porsche 911
2. Whats a Muslim's favourite car? A porsche 9/11
3. Why can the Tesla cybertruck go faster than a Porsche 911? It renders faster
4. I bought a Porsche 911 but I regret it now... ... It was in catastrophic condition.
5. What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11
6. Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again.
7. What is a t**...'s favorite sports car? Porsche 9/11
8. What is o**... Bin Laden's favourite car? Porsche **911**

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