The Best 12 Porridge Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Porridge jokes. There are some porridge grizzly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these porridge grace puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Porridge Jokes and Puns

I always wondered how in Goldilocks, the same serving of porridge could be too hot, too cold and just right at the same time.

Then I remembered Hot Pockets

An old man sets up three beds in his room...

and lays out three chairs. One day, a friend comes over and the old man serves three bowls of porridge.

The friend asks "Why do you have all this random stuff in your room?"

and the old man replies "Well, it worked for the 3 bears!"

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?


Goldilocks gets lost wandering in the woods and happens upon the three bears' house

She walks in and sees a table with three bowls of porridge and three bottles of liquor. She's hungry so she eats the big bowl of porridge. She's thirsty so she drinks the medium bottle of liquor. She gets tired so she goes to sleep in the little bed. The bears get back home and the big bear exclaims: "Hey someone ate my porridge!" To which the medium bear responds: "Who cares about your porridge - someone drank my liquor!" The little bear turns to the two and says calmly: "Let's all just relax and call it a day."

The Scots are updating the perception of traditional Scottish fare.

Oatmeal porridge will now be known as a Highland Smoothie.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?


I dropped my phone in my porridge this morning,

It took a while to sink in.

I found a bear in the woods with only six teeth.

He clearly has too much sugar with his porridge.

What do you call 10 lepers in a hot tub?


I left my chicken feed out in the rain and it turmed into porridge overnight.

Could I be accused of gruelty to animals?

Why do 80s music fans get their porridge from the Netherlands?

Because it's made with Holland oats.

You can explore porridge cereal reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean porridge ladle dad jokes. There are also porridge puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why is porridge kitsch?

Because it's tasteless!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the porridge cupcakes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working porridge breakfast piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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