The Best 66 Pornstar Jokes

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My favorite pornstar died last night.

I woke up today with mourning wood.

What kind of bird is the best pornstar?

A swallow.

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How did the Asian porn-star become president?

By Generar Erection!

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How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I skipped the intro.

Did you hear about the pornstar in court that was tried by a group of his peers?

They had a hung jury.

Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar?

Because the competition is stiff.

What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a pornstar with a bout of diarrhea?

One shucks between fits.

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Pornstar Lisa Ann has retired...

I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting screwed...

I recently enrolled in pornstar school.

The first day was a lot to take in.

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How much money does a gay pornstar earn?

A buttload

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What did the Native American pornstar call himself?

Spread Eagle

What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common?

They've both swallowed boatloads of seamen.

You know pornstar are really violent people...

Everything always comes to blows.

What was the pornstar doing in school?


What is Dracula's pornstar name?

Vlad the Impaler

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What do you get when you use the 3rd Unforgivable Curse on a pornstar?

Erotic cadaver.

My girlfriend is a pornstar

She will kill me if she finds out.

What's the best reason to date a pornstar?

You never have to meet her father.

What are pornstars paid?


How many porn-stars can screw in light bulbs?

None. Porn-stars cant fit in light bulbs.

"Dress for the job you want," they said.

Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option.

How do pornstars get paid?

Incum + tips

Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name


What did the pornstar say to the midget cartographer?

I don't usually come this way

Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses?

Because they always get the tip

What is a pornstars favorite drink?

7 up n cider

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Feminist: women get paid less than men for the same job

Me: `*shows pornstar income for men and women*`

Feminist: `*Triggered*`

What do you call an Indian gay pornstar?

Ram Amandeep

The girl next door to mine is a pornstar

But she is going to be really mad if she finds out

Did you hear about the Lego alien pornstar?

He came in pieces.

My girlfriend's a pornstar.

But for the life of me, I don't know how to tell her.

What do you call a midget pornstar?

A quarter pounder.

What does a politician have in common with a pornstar?

Both are experts in changing positions in front of a camera.

What do pornstars do to avoid getting nervous on set?

They picture everybody dressed.

Did you hear about the pornstar that died while on the set?

Her co-workers have been taking it pretty hard.

Why do pornstars never overheat?

Because they keep their fans turned on

I had a dream in which my favorite pornstar died.

I woke up with mourning wood.

What do you call a bareback male pornstar?


What person is always hard at work?

A male pornstar

What do you call a Spanish pornstar who agrees with everything you say?

A Si man.

What do you call a Mexican male pornstar who works for free?

Pro Bono

What do you call a reliable male pornstar?

A solid performer.

Did you hear about the male pornstar who accidentally put explosives in with his laundry?

He blew his load everywhere!

A European pornstar was filming, after 3 minutes of recording they were done, the lady turned around and said 'is that all?'

He said sorry but I'm Finnish

I must have the body of a pornstar

Because all of my clothes say XXX

Why are so many pornstars so rich?

They get paid loads.

"Why does this pornstar attract a lot of fans"

They just keep coming to her

My wife is a world famous pornstar.

She was furious when she found out.

What does a young white female pornstar and my laundry have in common?

We're both doing a load of blacks

Why did the Pornstar get fired from his job at the gas station?

Because every time the tank was almost full he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gas all over the car.

If I was a Pornstar

I would suck

I really wanted to become a pornstar but I had heard that all the popular ones were circumcised.

I guess I just wasn't cut out for it.

Being dyslexic is a huge problem as a female pornstar recruiter.

Everytime I ask people to send me their videos on a physical format, they come to my office and give me sloppy dicks.

When I complain they tell me, "Can't you just let US B."

What does a little cezars pizza and a pornstar have in common?

They are both hot and ready.

Did I ever tell you the one about pornstar?

Its okay it sucks anyway.

How does a pornstar say good bye to a client?

Nice business doing pleasure with you.

What do an insane asylum guard and a pornstar have in common?

They both bust nuts

How do you recognize a (former) pornstar on twitch?

They are clothed.

Why did the pornstar say thank you?

Because she was well-cummed.

What do a chess player and a pornstar have in common?

Thinking long and hard

Why did the female pornstar get fired from her job?

She had a fap sheet a mile long!

Why is Medusa such a good pornstar?

Anyone who looks at her will get rock hard immediately.

What do call a cheap male pornstar

5$ foot long.

What do pornstars and gamers have in common?

They both aim for the head

My pornstar friend recently passed away.

Per his request, we had his ashes scattered over his wife's face.

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