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  1. How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint? She released the video on pornhub.
    (Too soon?)
  2. What's the biggest difference between Google and Pornhub? I'm willing to go to the 2nd page of search results on Pornhub.
  3. Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for "stuffing" on Google than on PornHub.
  4. Ever since I got Pornhub Premium local women in my area haven't been interested in me. Help what do I do?
  5. What's the difference between Disney and PornHub? Disney teaches you to hate your stepmother.
  6. I must have a huge family. Whenever I click related on PornHub is all people I've never seen before.
  7. Tik tok < pornhub I met a cute girl at bar recently she told me she was a tik tok influencer,
    I said cool I'm on pornhub, maybe we should collab,
    either way its only gonna last 10 seconds.
  8. What do you trust more than the government? The ads on Pornhub telling me girls within 3 miles of my location want to hook up.
  9. So PornHub recently revealed what people all over the world were searching most frequently; finally answering a question I've always asked... What is this world coming to!?
  10. Which is the better deal, YouTube Red or PornHub Premium? PornHub Premium; you get far more bang for your buck.
Pornhub joke, Which is the better deal, YouTube Red or PornHub Premium?

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Pornhub One Liners

Which pornhub one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pornhub? I can suggest the ones about ads and folder.

  1. Pornhub premium users are like jesus They pay for our sins.
  2. No pornhub, I don't want to play online poker. I'm at work.
  3. Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  4. Skyrim guards and Pornhub share a similar rule No Loli Gagging
  5. What section on Pornhub do people from Alabama go to the most? Related
  6. I know a guy who works for Pornhub Says it's the hardest he's ever worked.
  7. Writing "no hookups" on Tinder is like going to PornHub for the ads.
  8. I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia
  9. Your momma so fat She posts on Grubhub instead of Pornhub
  10. Roses are red, violets are blue Pornhub's down, your Instagram will do.
  11. Putin to be ousted within 3 days Now that pornhub is blocked in Russia
  12. I asked an atheist "How do you view homosexuality?" He replied "Mostly on pornhub"
  13. Found an old video I used to watch on pornhub It was a blast from the past
  14. "Why are you single?", She asked. "I have Pornhub premium, He replied
  15. Pornhub: "We've lost 20% of our traffic last week." Yeah, sorry, I was travelling.

Pornhub joke, Pornhub: "We've lost 20% of our traffic last week."

Hilarious Fun Pornhub Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about pornhub you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean film jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pornhub prank.

I showed my grandad how to use YouTube and he was blown away. He was like, "I never would've imagined seeing something like this in my lifetime"

It took everything in me not to show him Pornhub.

I tried to upload the Brazil vs Germany game to pornhub...

But they removed it for r**...

Pornhub has banned submissions of the Germany-Brazil game.

They don't allow r**... videos.

I tried uploading my s**... tape to PornHub.

They told me to try Vine.

New s**... technique

A man and his wife are in bed and things start to heat up. After a little bit of foreplay the man suddenly stops. His wife asks "What's wrong? Is it me?" The man replies " No I learned this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."

My wife asked me why I suddenly froze in one position during s**....

I said: "It's a new move I learned from PornHub. It's called 'buffering'."

Why does PornHub have a share button? I don't everyone to know I use Facebook.

I wanted to upload the Mexico-Chile game to PornHub...

... but PornHub said they don't accept r**....

PornHub is releasing a dating app.

It's called Pokéahoe Go: Std edition. Gotta catch them all!

My professor called me into his office.

"Your essays are good", he said. "But you need to come up with more reliable sources for the quotes you use."

"But sir," I started, "a man once said 'It is not the speaker that defines the merits of the words, but the words themselves.'"

He sighed. "Who did? Who said that?"

"Dave69 on Pornhub."

A recruiter asked me if I wanted to be a h**... developer

I said sure, I've always wanted to work for PornHub

Why is pornhub so busy today?

Because it's e**... day!

Nothing says you're in the Christmas spirit

quite like searching 'Christmas' on Pornhub.

Pornhub now makes you view an ad before you can watch your video.

Is this what the world is coming to?

If you go on pornhub in Chernobyl

Is there still hot singles in your area?

What does a PornHub developer get deducted from their pay?



During s**... I suddenly stopped, my girlfried asked why.
Shhh i said, i saw this on pornhub, its called buffering!

Welcome to PornHub!

We will be looking forward to you hard at work here!

I noticed that youtube video thumbnails now play an animated gif when you hover over them.

When i noticed this, i was laying in bed with my conservative, traditional girlfriend, but without thinking, i say out-loud, "Oh, youtube finally caught up to pornhub with that awesome feature."
My girlfriend: What?
Me: What?

Why are i**... videos so popular on PornHub right now?

Because West Virginia finally got internet access.

What do Julius Caesar and Pornhub have in common?

Caesar started the group p**... trend.

I was standing just next to Aj1t Pa1 when he was using Tor Browser ...

I peeked at his PornHub account and his username was AJ1T_3.14Inches

I saw an ad for a php developer at Pornhub the other day

It was really attractive but I don't know if I could bring myself to admit before my friends and family that I do php

Since the c**..., I haven't been able to use my hand properly.

Hopefully Pornhub will be up and working again soon.


tells me there are hot singles in my area, ready to date me. Tinder is the exact opposite of that. There are hot singles, yet none of them want date me.

It's ridiculous that Pornhub has a share button for Google+.

I mean, why would I ever let anyone know I have a Google+ account.

Pornhub was sued a few months ago by xhamster

The trial was long and hard, but ended with a hung jury

Pornhub are masters of clickbait... may as well go and call them masterbaters

A study has revealed that curvy hips indicate smart women who deliver intelligent children.

So that's what my son's been looking for on PornHub, a smart woman.

I tried uploading Eminems response to MGK on pornhub

But it doesn't allow r**...

Pornhub has managed to take over the adult video industry...

And they've done it single-handedly!

This is a bad one

I was once at a party. After some time I noticed that I lost my watch. I was looking for it everywhere. I finally saw it laying on the floor on the other side of the room. When I got there, I witnessed how some guy stepped on it, while harassing a girl. Filled with rage I went up to him and punched him on the nose. No one treats a girl like that. Not on my watch!
P.s.: not mine I found it in the comments on pornhub

I thought I'd surprise my new girlfriend after a recent movie talk we had. So, tonight when she came over, I had a Pornhub movie with a p**... scenario on. She saw it, told me to never talk to her again, and stormed out.

I am starting to think she told me she likes horror movies ...

Roses are red, violets are blue

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't have a Valentine
But PornHub will do

If pornhub has taught me anything...

It's how to have a good father-daughter relationship
*Remade post cause spelling error in title was killing me*

We just found out that my grandfather left all his money to Pornhub.

Apparently it was there for him during the hard times.

PornHub now requires all visitors to watch at least 5 minutes of dwarf m**... content before accessing other videos.

That's the bare mini mum.

Pornhub is making a big change

Due to rising tensions, Pornhub has decided to change the category m**...' to 'Equalbation'

Pornhub hired a guy who could come in 3.14 seconds

He would make for an amazing cream π video

My girlfriend is mad because I told her I wanted to show our love to the world

She found it adorable at first but now wants me to remove that video from pornhub.

Son: Dad, why is my newborn sister named instagram?

Dad: Because your mom loves instagram and I found out that she spends enormous amounts of time on it. So, it was my way to get her off her addiction.
Son: Ok Dad, Thank you.
Dad: You're welcome.
Now go to your room, Pornhub.

I heard that pornhub was shutdown in Russia over the weekend...

Guess you could say things are out of hand over there.

Russia has been cut off from CNN, CBS, ABC Pornhub, Facebook...

US is working depriving Russians of McDonalds, Coca-Cola and US fastfood. They continue with these sanctions and Russian people will probably be the most healthiest, well adjusted, spiritual and well informed people on the planet.

Pornhub joke, Russia has been cut off from CNN, CBS, ABC Pornhub, Facebook...

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