Porn Jokes

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What are pornstars paid?

Income.

PornHub removed my sex tape

They told me to try Vine

My girlfriend's a pornstar.

But for the life of me, I don't know how to tell her.

Pornhub premium users are like jesus

They pay for our sins.

What is a pornstars favorite drink?

7 up n cider

Ever since I got Pornhub Premium local women in my area haven't been interested in me.

Help what do I do?

No pornhub, I don't want to play online poker.

I'm at work.

How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I skipped the intro.

What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common?

They've both swallowed boatloads of seamen.

Why do pornstars never overheat?

Because they keep their fans turned on

Pornstar Lisa Ann has retired...

I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting screwed...

What was the pornstar doing in school?

Analogy

Why are so many pornstars so rich?

They get paid loads.

If pornhub has taught me anything...

It's how to have a good father-daughter relationship

*Remade post cause spelling error in title was killing me*

Did I ever tell you the one about pornstar?

Its okay it sucks anyway.

So PornHub recently revealed what people all over the world were searching most frequently; finally answering a question I've always asked...

What is this world coming to!?

Pornhub was sued a few months ago by xhamster

The trial was long and hard, but ended with a hung jury

Pornhub has managed to take over the adult video industry...

And they've done it single-handedly!

Why is pornhub so busy today?

Because it's erection day!

How does a pornstar say good bye to a client?

Nice business doing pleasure with you.

How do pornstars get paid?

Incum + tips

Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses?

Because they always get the tip

How many porn-stars can screw in light bulbs?

None. Porn-stars cant fit in light bulbs.

"Why does this pornstar attract a lot of fans"

They just keep coming to her

Pornhub

During sex I suddenly stopped, my girlfried asked why.

Shhh i said, i saw this on pornhub, its called buffering!

Pornhub now makes you view an ad before you can watch your video.

Is this what the world is coming to?

What is Dracula's pornstar name?

Vlad the Impaler

Welcome to PornHub!

We will be looking forward to you hard at work here!

Pornhub: "We've lost 20% of our traffic last week."

Yeah, sorry, I was travelling.

Pornhub

tells me there are hot singles in my area, ready to date me. Tinder is the exact opposite of that. There are hot singles, yet none of them want date me.

What does a PornHub developer get deducted from their pay?

Syntax.

Why did the Pornstar get fired from his job at the gas station?

Because every time the tank was almost full he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gas all over the car.

You know pornstar are really violent people...

Everything always comes to blows.

What did the pornstar say to the midget cartographer?

I don't usually come this way

If I was a Pornstar

I would suck

What does a pornstar say after a short day at the set?

I just came!

Pornhub is better than Youporn

Hands down.

How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, and a really big lightbulb.

What do pornstars do to avoid getting nervous on set?

They picture everybody dressed.

What's Keemstar's pornstar name?

Creamstar.

Pornhub has banned submissions of the Germany-Brazil game.

They don't allow rape videos.

Why does pornhub run faster than Netflix?

Because speed throttling is there kink.

Pornhub is the most stable website.

It can handle the biggest load.

when pornstar drinks grape juice

What does a Pornstar Ghost make when he goes to the Bathroom?

Bukkake

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