The Best 71 Porn Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Porn Jokes and Puns

How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I skipped the intro.

So PornHub recently revealed what people all over the world were searching most frequently; finally answering a question I've always asked...

What is this world coming to!?

Pornhub has banned submissions of the Germany-Brazil game.

They don't allow rape videos.

Porn joke, Pornhub has banned submissions of the Germany-Brazil game.

Pornstar Lisa Ann has retired...

I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting screwed...

No pornhub, I don't want to play online poker.

I'm at work.


What does a Pornstar Ghost make when he goes to the Bathroom?

Bukkake

when pornstar drinks grape juice

Porn joke, when pornstar drinks grape juice

What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common?

They've both swallowed boatloads of seamen.

Why does PornHub have a share button? I don't everyone to know I use Facebook.

You know pornstar are really violent people...

Everything always comes to blows.

What was the pornstar doing in school?

Analogy

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What is Dracula's pornstar name?

Vlad the Impaler

What does a pornstar say after a short day at the set?

I just came!

What are pornstars paid?

Income.

What's Keemstar's pornstar name?

Creamstar.

How many porn-stars can screw in light bulbs?

None. Porn-stars cant fit in light bulbs.

Porn joke, How many porn-stars can screw in light bulbs?

PornHub is releasing a dating app.

It's called PokΓ©ahoe Go: Std edition. Gotta catch them all!

Why aren't pornstars of noble birth?

They common people.

How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, and a really big lightbulb.


How do pornstars get paid?

Incum + tips

Porn-hub opened a new sandwich fetish page...

You could say they created a new sub-genre.

Why is pornhub so busy today?

Because it's erection day!

What did the pornstar say to the midget cartographer?

I don't usually come this way

Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses?

Because they always get the tip

Pornhub now makes you view an ad before you can watch your video.

Is this what the world is coming to?

What is a pornstars favorite drink?

7 up n cider

Where are the best pornstars from?

Bangkok

If you go on pornhub in Chernobyl

Is there still hot singles in your area?

What does a PornHub developer get deducted from their pay?

Syntax.

Pornhub

During sex I suddenly stopped, my girlfried asked why.

Shhh i said, i saw this on pornhub, its called buffering!

Welcome to PornHub!

We will be looking forward to you hard at work here!

Ever since I got Pornhub Premium local women in my area haven't been interested in me.

Help what do I do?

My girlfriend's a pornstar.

But for the life of me, I don't know how to tell her.

Pornhub: "We've lost 20% of our traffic last week."

Yeah, sorry, I was travelling.

What do pornstars do to avoid getting nervous on set?

They picture everybody dressed.

Why do pornstars never overheat?

Because they keep their fans turned on

Pornhub

tells me there are hot singles in my area, ready to date me. Tinder is the exact opposite of that. There are hot singles, yet none of them want date me.

Pornstars love Irish baristias

They always after that irish cremè

Where will a pornstar launch her new tech startup?

Silicone Valley

A Pornstar went to a Halloween party with no costume

He won best dressed for his portrayal of a tripod

Pornhub was sued a few months ago by xhamster

The trial was long and hard, but ended with a hung jury

What do pornstars do in Thailand?

bangkok

Pornhub are masters of clickbait...

..you may as well go and call them masterbaters

Why are so many pornstars so rich?

They get paid loads.

"Why does this pornstar attract a lot of fans"

They just keep coming to her

Why did the Pornstar get fired from his job at the gas station?

Because every time the tank was almost full he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gas all over the car.

Why does pornhub run faster than Netflix?

Because speed throttling is there kink.

Pornographic Magic Cards!

I'd tap that.

porno_collection.zip

\* sigh \* *unzips*

Your pornstar name is:

Your first name + your last name.

Bc it's you. You're a hoe.

What do pornstars get for sponsors.

Oral B.

I'll walk myself out.

What's a pornstars favourite nut?

CHESTnut

How do you tell apart pornstar and a painter?

you look at their clothes, if theres only white stains, theyre a pornstar

How do you know when a pornstar is pumping gas?

After the tank is full, he pulls the nozzle out and sprays gasoline all over the trunk.

If I was a Pornstar

I would suck

What's a pornstars favorite beverage?

Squirt

The PornHub workers have one of the most riskiest jobs.

After all their jobs are NSFW.

What's a pornstars favourite Christmas carol?

Oh come on my face full...

Pornhub has managed to take over the adult video industry...

And they've done it single-handedly!

Pornhub premium users are like jesus

They pay for our sins.

Pornhub is better than Youporn

Hands down.

If pornhub has taught me anything...

It's how to have a good father-daughter relationship

*Remade post cause spelling error in title was killing me*

Did I ever tell you the one about pornstar?

Its okay it sucks anyway.

How does a pornstar say good bye to a client?

Nice business doing pleasure with you.

PornHub now requires all visitors to watch at least 5 minutes of dwarf MILF content before accessing other videos.

That's the bare mini mum.

What does PornHub and Politics have in common?

Jerk-offs

Why did the pornstar say thank you?

Because she was well-cummed.

Pornhub is making a big change

Due to rising tensions, Pornhub has decided to change the category 'Masturbation' to 'Equalbation'

Pornhub hired a guy who could come in 3.14 seconds

He would make for an amazing cream Ο€ video

What do pornstars and gamers have in common?

They both aim for the head

My pornstar friend recently passed away.

Per his request, we had his ashes scattered over his wife's face.

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