Pork Pie Jokes
3 pork pie jokes and hilarious pork pie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pork pie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pork Pie Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pork pie joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head.
The barman asks, "Why are you wearing a pork pie on your head?"
The man replies, "It's a family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday."
The barman remarks, "But it's Wednesday."
Sheepishly, the man says, "Man, I must look like a real fool."
Pricey Pies
Did you know a pork pie in Aruba costs $1.50? A cheese and spinach pie will cost you $2.60 in Barbados. An apple pie is only $1.30 in Jamaica whereas a pecan pie will set you back $3.50 in Grenada.
And those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
What do old women and pork pies have in common?
You have to break through the crust to get to the pink.
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