Pork Chop Jokes
10 pork chop jokes and hilarious pork chop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pork chop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.
"Ma'am," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar.""Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?""My babysitter's boyfriend."
So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant
The woman says to the waiter, "Two pork chops, and make them lean." And the waiter says, "Yes, ma'am. Which way?"
Two snipers are going through the desert when all of a sudden they come under fire...
"Spotter"... says the shooter, "find out where those shots are coming from!"
So the spotter takes out his scope and starts panning round... "I think I found them. There is a small shrub, covered in bacon, gammon, and pork chops"
"That's them..."says the shooter... "it's a ham-bush!"
What is the ultimate Jewish conflict?
Pork chops at half price
Pork Chop
Most people are confused when I tell them that me and my dad had a falling out over him cutting up my little Pork Chop.
I guess that they don't understand the bond between man and dog.
What's Kevin Bacon favourite meal?
Pork Chops
Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?"
Waiter: "Can’t you tell the difference by taste?"
Customer: "No, I can’t."
Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"
Why did the farmer name his pig "pork Chop"
Because 'Bacon' was already taken.
What did Kermit eat after he got divorced?
Pork Chops
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