Porcupine Jokes

Funniest Porcupine Short Jokes

Short porcupine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The porcupine humour may include short porpoise jokes also.

1. What’s the difference between an accordion and a porcupine? A porcupine has better musical taste.
2. What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? An animal that knits its own sweaters.
3. I took my kid to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine who lost all its quills. I said, That's completely pointless.
4. Courtesy of my five year old son... What do you get when a turtle and porcupine have a baby? A slow poke!
5. What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine? A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS
6. What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? "Sir" from a distance.
7. Some people use their hands to protect themselves from getting punched. I use the head of a porcupine and two crayons. It's an avant-guard
8. How do porcupines make love? Very, very carefully.
9. How is a crossing of a tree and a pig called? Porcupine
10. What do you call a porcupine with no legs a pufferfish

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Porcupine One Liners

Which porcupine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with porcupine? I can suggest the ones about platypus and squirrel.

1. What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless.
2. What tree does bacon grow on? Porcupine
3. What do you call a porcupine riding a turtle? A slow poke.
4. What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? A slow poke
5. What do you call a mix between a turtle and a porcupine? A slow poke
6. Why did the porcupine stab the petshop owner He rubbed him the wrong way
7. Why aren't porcupines allowed at the school dance They always spike the punch
8. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? "Ouch."
9. What do you call the cross between a tortoise and a porcupine? Slowpoke
10. What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch? Spiny the welder.
11. What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a balloon? *Pop*
12. What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree A porcupine
13. What noise do porcupines make when they kiss? "Ouch."
14. What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus? A porcupine.
15. How do porcupines hug? Carefully!

Rib-Tickling Porcupine Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about porcupine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pelican jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make porcupine pranks.