The Best 30 Porcupine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Porcupine jokes. There are some porcupine racoon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these porcupine cactus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Porcupine Jokes and Puns

What do you call a bald porcupine?

Pointless.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree

A porcupine

How is a crossing of a tree and a pig called?

Porcupine

Porcupine joke, How is a crossing of a tree and a pig called?

My grandmother's opinion of my sister's slutty friend.

I once heard my Nana say of my sister's slutty friend: "If she'd had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, that girl'd look like a porcupine."

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.


Turtle + Porcupine

= Slowpoke

What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?)

A Porcupine!

Porcupine joke, What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?)

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What do you call the cross between a tortoise and a porcupine?

Slowpoke

What's a porcupines favorite state?

Maine

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

"Sir" from a distance.

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What do you call a porcupine with no legs

a pufferfish

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

My porcupine committed suicide,

He quilled himself.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine?

An animal that knits its own sweaters.

What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus?

A porcupine.

Porcupine joke, What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus?

How do porcupines make love?

c a r e f u l l y

What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a balloon?

*Pop*

What do you call a mix between a turtle and a porcupine?

A slow poke


How do porcupines have sex?

Carefully.

Some people use their hands to protect themselves from getting punched. I use the head of a porcupine and two crayons.

It's an avant-guard

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?

A slow poke

Why did the porcupine cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause he was stuck to the porcupine...

Why did the porcupine stab the petshop owner

He rubbed him the wrong way

What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch?

Spiny the welder.

Courtesy of my five year old son... What do you get when a turtle and porcupine have a baby?

A slow poke!

What tree does bacon grow on?

Porcupine

What do you call a porcupine who got lost on the way home?

A taxi

What do you call a porcupine riding a turtle?

A slow poke.

I took my kid to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine who lost all its quills.

I said, That's completely pointless.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the porcupine oinkment jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working porcupine shucker piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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