The Best 31 Porcelain Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Porcelain jokes. There are some porcelain steelers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Porcelain Jokes and Puns
Kermit Jagger needs a loan.
Kermit Jagger needed to take out a large loan, so he went to his bank and met with a banker named Patricia Wack.
Patricia asked, "Do you have something you can offer as collateral?" Kermit responded by placing a little porcelain figurine on the desk. Patricia was not impressed, but she went to her manager to explain the situation. The manager laughed, and replied,
"It's a knick knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
A hitman was caught by the police one day.
After a long interrogation he confessed that he was hired beat to a man to death in a rice field and he did it using 2 small porcelain figures. Police say that this was the first case in town of a knick knack paddy whack.
Kermit Jagger walks into a bank
and walks up to the teller, Patricia Whack and asks for a loan. The teller asks for something as collateral. Kermit produces a tiny porcelain elephant. The teller doesn't understand so Kermit asks to see the manager. The manager comes out and looks at Kermit and the tiny porcelain elephant. Patricia asks the manager what to do with the elephant? Manager says "it's a knick-knack Paddy Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?
He was dethroned.
From where do we obtain the porcelain?
From the porcesheeps.
'The victim was beaten with a porcelain angel figurine, suspect confirmed to be an Irishman'
'I guess you could say he was Knick-Knack Paddy Whacked.'
A man was killed in a rice field by a small porcelain doll....
It was the very first knick-knack, patty whack
A mobster killed an Irishman with a porcelain doll
He was accused of knick-knack paddy whack
Did you hear about that guy who got killed in a rice field by a hitman with a porcelain doll?
Police are saying it's the first known case of a knick-knack-paddy-wack.
Colin Mochrie's best joke.
Our top story today: Convicted hitman Jimmy 'TwoShoes' McClardy confessed today that he was once paid to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this might be the only case of a knickknack paddywhack.
What would Chewbacca be called if he worked with porcelain?
Hairy Potter
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Hitman is hired to kill a cow
A hitman was hired to murder a cow in a field using only a porcelain figurine. This is the only known case of a knick knack patty whack.
A man was killed by an assassin
An Irishman was killed by an assassin in his own home Thursday. Sources say the assailant was armed only with 2 porcelain figures. After beating the man to death, the assassin threw the body to several mongrel dogs that lived in a nearby wooded area.
Police claim it's the first known case of a Knick-Knack Paddy whack, give a dog a bone.
Why did Chewbacca get sued over the title of his book on porcelain?
He called it "Hairy Potter"
Had a porcelain santa on a shelf....
one day he fell off and his hands broke off.
From then on we called him Canta Plause.
Vandals arrested for murder in a field using porcelain miniatures
Detectives report it was the first case of a nick back paddy whack
Police were called to the scene of a murder
A man escaped a mental hospital and stole some porcelain figurines. Later that night he snuck into a farmers field and used them to beat a cow to death with them.
It was the first documented case of a nic-nac patty wack
A man was recently convicted of beating another man's cow to death using only two small porcelain figures...
Police report that it was the first case of a knickknack paddywhack
A hitman beats a cow to death in a ricefield using two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this is the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack.
Did you hear Chewbacca started working with porcelain?
They call him Hairy Potter.
A friend calls his engineer friend
A friend calls his engineer friend. What are you doing? He asks. The engineer answers "I'm in the middle of the project hydro thermal behavior of porcelain glass and metals under a controlled high-pressured environment". I am not sure I understand, can you explain it in plain language?. And the engineer answers "I'm washing the dishes and my wife is watching me"
The other day I used a very high urinal
I didn't like it: if I was 5 centimeters shorter (or longer ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)) I would have touched the porcelain.
A man was arrested for killing a cow in a rice field using only 2 small porcelain figures.
Police say this may be the first known case of a Knick-knack paddy whack.
State troopers arrested an alleged assassin accused of bludgeoning a man to death with two small porcelain figurine in a rice fieldโ
Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack.
Where did the king of rock and roll die?
On the porcelain throne.
Did you hear Chewbacca took up porcelain?
They call him the Hairy Potter.
Convicted hit man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClarty.
Confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using on two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first know case of a knick knack paddy whack.
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A big porcelain basin was demanding entry to our house.
Let that sink in.
A Mafia hit-man was arrested for killing a man in a rice field with a porcelain figurine
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
Once a man in the mafia, was tasked with killing another man.
He ended up killing him with a porcelain doll in a rice paddy.
It was the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
How come vampires are portrayed to be porcelain white even though the original vampire, Vlad Dracula, was quite swarthy?
Must be his nickname.
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