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Funniest Populous Country Short Jokes

Short populous country jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The populous country humour may include short populous city jokes also.

  1. What country's Capital has the fastest growing population in the world? Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin.
  2. The spread of coronavirus within a country depends on two factors: 1) How dense the country's population is
    2) How dense the country's population is
  3. Which country's capital has the fastest population growth? Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
  4. Ireland takes the Lead Did you know the population of Ireland is growing faster than any other country in the world?
    The capital's been Dublin for decades.
  5. Solution to overpopulation Professor : "Over population is a big problem in our country. A woman in India gives birth every minute!"
    Student : "Somebody should stop her!!"
  6. Britain is a country whose half the population are fools I'm sorry! I apologize.
    Half of the population are not fools.
  7. What country has the highest ratio of doctors to population? The country with the most jews.

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Populous Country One Liners

Which populous country one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with populous country? I can suggest the ones about hungary country and overpopulation.

  1. Ireland is the fastest growing country Their population is Dublin every day.
  2. What is the fastest growing country by population? Ireland. it's Dublin every year.
  3. Which country has the fastest growing population? Ireland
    It's Dublin everyday.
  4. What country has the highest population of fish? Finland
  5. What country is the most heavily populated? Brazil, they've got Brazilian citizens.
  6. Which country the highest male population ratio? Vietnam. Everybody has a d**... there.

Humorous Populous Country Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about populous country you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean country name jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make populous country pranks.

Speaking in German in Texas

In Texas, there is a town named New Braunfels, where there is a large
German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his
hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser
nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." (Translated: "Glad to meet you!
Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it.")

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

David Cameron has said the UK's mission in Afghanistan is 'accomplished'...

David Cameron has said the UK's mission in Afghanistan is 'accomplished'.
We're leaving that country in a state of poverty and despair, where half the population can't read and daily life is blighted by the ever-present threat of needless violence.
Yes, we've brought the British way of life to them all right.

Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland. Everday it's Dublin.


\*Idk if this has been on here yet. My co worker told me this and I about had a s**....\*

When you market TV shows and movies in other countries, it's not uncommon to change the title in order to appeal to the local population.

For example, the Chinese title for "Black Mirror" is "Really Cool Ideas".

Political Joke

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
This means: Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh*t in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

WHY I AM SO TIRED

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies.
Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 19 million to do the work.
Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me . . . and you're sitting there reading jokes.