The Best 7 Populations Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Populations jokes. There are some populations counties jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these populations predators puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Populations Jokes and Puns

and oldie but a goodie

back in ancient china, before the populations number a million, a monk lived near his friend, who was on the other side of the river. he wrote a long poem, full of phrases like "the seven winds could not move me" and was very proud of it. he sent it to his friend via dove.

when his friend sent it back, he had written one word in the corner of the scroll "fart" fuming, the monk stomped over to his friend's dwelling and demanded an explanation. to this his friend simply said "the seven winds could not move you, and yet a single fart sends you all the way across the river"

A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment.

Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened.

Growing up, it always my childhood dream to study populations...

...then I came to my census

What do laxatives and gentrification have in common?

Both tend to displace brown populations.

A king outlawed hunting in his kingdom

Pretty soon, deer and elk populations were out of control, eating the commoners' crops and becoming a general nuisance. The people revolted and overthrew the king, thus making it the first time in history a reign had been called on account of game.


The Manhattan Project was an urban development program

It was designed to make city populations explode

Did you know that Dublin, CA has the fastest growing population of all time?

The populations always Dublin'. :D

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the populations areas jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working populations monarchy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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