Popular Vote Jokes
16 popular vote jokes and hilarious popular vote puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about popular vote that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Popular Vote Short Jokes
Short popular vote jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The popular vote humour may include short election vote jokes also.
- Today, Franklin D. Roosevelt would be even more popular as president. All anti-vaxxers would vote for him.
- Trump has finally been impeached. Looks like he's won the popular vote, not once, but twice!
- Roy Moore Was Popular With White Women Voters I guess that's because once they reach voting age, they no longer feel threatened by him.
- A hipster politician was found dead today of an apparent s**.... He won the popular vote and just couldn't handle it.
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Popular Vote One Liners
Which popular vote one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with popular vote? I can suggest the ones about votes counted and voting.
- La La Land wins Oscar in Best Picture But Moonlight won the popular vote
- what is in common between h.clinton and ronda rousey? they both won the popular vote
- The vote for president isn't A popularity contest
- The patriots may have won the super bowl... But the Falcons won the popular vote
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Popular Vote Jokes
What funny jokes about popular vote you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean election results jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make popular vote pranks.
Donald Trump says the only reason he lost the popular vote is because 3 million undocumented immigrants voted in the election
He knows this because thats how many of his employees asked him for the day off.
There once was a woman named Ricity Thompson.
She was a successful politician, eventually becoming a popular presidential candidate. People were enthusiastic about her campaign, many chanting for her to be elected. Her opponent, Geoffrey McDonald, was also popular, and it was tough to say who would become the POTUS. Until that fateful November afternoon: the votes were tallying up, more than had ever been seen. The voting machine couldn't process all the information. Overloaded, it began to malfunction, releasing an electric bolt that hit McDonald square in the chest. Indeed, in the end, his downfall was elect Ricity.
The Wasp
There once was a wasp, he wasn't very happy with his life in the hive. One day he decided to go back to high school. After his senior year he graduated with flying colours, a 4.0 GPA, honours with distinction and 4 scholarships. After high school he applies to Harvard. Of course, he gets accepted and breezes through, finishing with 5 phDs. He then decides he wants to go into politics. He starts out municipally and then onto state government, until he finally decides to run for President of the United States. He wins in a landslide, he was so popular that it was rumoured the opposition even voted for him. After his 8 years in office (yes, he got reelected) he remembers all the other wasps he left behind in the hive. He goes back to visit them. He sees his mother, his father, his auntie, his uncle, his brothers, his sisters, his cousins, and his one in-bred half brother on his dads side. When he is there he gets thirsty, he goes to the watering hole but there is a gigantic line, he estimates that it would take him 3 days to get a drink. "No point in waiting that long." He said. Then he made his way to the cider, but there is an even longer line there. Suddenly, he remembers that almost no one drinks punch in his hive. He makes his way over to the punch bowl, and guess what? There is no punchline.
TEXAS SURVIVOR
Texas is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the show "Survivor" by hosting its own version.
Contestants will have to drive from Amarillo and visit checkpoints in the following cities, Lubbock - Dallas - Waco - Austin - Houston - Laredo - San Antonio - El Paso and finish back in Amarillo.
Contestants will be give a pink Saab with a bumper stickers that read, "I'm Gay, I'm Vegan, I Voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The contestant who makes it back to Amarillo alive...wins.