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  1. Too soon for COVID jokes? COVID is like fashion…
    We started hearing about it in Italy…
    Became popular in LA and NYC…
    Florida ignored it…
    And it was all made in China in the end.
  2. George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
    (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
  3. In a surprising announcement, Head & Shoulders have decided to discontinue their popular anti dandruff shampoo line. The decision left many scratching their heads.
  4. Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
  5. Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.
  6. Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis? It was an obvious faux paw.
    ^Cr
  7. Contrary to popular belief, in Engineering, you do meet tons of women... Just not very many
  8. What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar

  9. Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment.
    We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed.
  10. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts

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Which popular one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with popular? I can suggest the ones about famous and population.

  1. La La Land wins Oscar in Best Picture But Moonlight won the popular vote
  2. What's the most popular red wine?? We want our land back!!
  3. Why would glass coffins be popular? Remains to be seen.
  4. Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted
  5. Why is ground beef so popular? Because the flying cows are really hard to catch.
  6. What's Saudi Arabia's most popular sitcom? How I bought your mother
  7. What's the name of the most popular French knight? Sir Ender.
  8. The popularity of origami has increased ten fold.
  9. Name a popular state that most people live in. Depression
  10. Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular.
  11. California is looking to eradicate a once popular item. Apparently it was the last straw.
  12. What's the most popular drink ordered at bars? One more
  13. Will clear acrylic coffins become popular one day? Remains to be seen
  14. How I Met Your Mother... ... is the longest and most popular Ted talk.
  15. Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen.

Here is a list of funny popular vote jokes and even better popular vote puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • what is in common between h.clinton and ronda rousey? they both won the popular vote
  • Today, Franklin D. Roosevelt would be even more popular as president. All anti-vaxxers would vote for him.
  • The vote for president isn't A popularity contest
  • Trump has finally been impeached. Looks like he's won the popular vote, not once, but twice!
  • Roy Moore Was Popular With White Women Voters I guess that's because once they reach voting age, they no longer feel threatened by him.
  • The patriots may have won the super bowl... But the Falcons won the popular vote
  • A hipster politician was found dead today of an apparent s**.... He won the popular vote and just couldn't handle it.

Here is a list of funny popular kids jokes and even better popular kids puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you raise the chances of your joke's popularity? You lie.

    (My 5yo kid made this joke please be nice!)
  • Why do popular kids have a pH of 14 Because they are so basic!
  • All these kids breaking in to buildings and taking out the valuables make me sick. I mean, I can't understand why Fortnite is so popular.
  • My idea for a Uber like system for Halloween wasn't very popular. I guess parents don't like the idea of a guy in a van picking up their kids at night.
  • The most popular name for kids of Bob Marley fans? .....
    Benjamin
  • No wonder fortnite is so popular with kids Who doesn't like hopping off a bus and shooting everyone in sight
  • What were the last words of the oblivious popular high school kid? "oh look Mr.Big Shot!"
  • Bicycling must be a really popular hobby in Detroit I saw this black kid, and he had 7 bikes.
  • Post Malone may be a popular rapper, but have you heard of his long-lost cousin h**... Malone? His most popular track is about some kid named Kevin who has to fight off burglars in his house.
  • A popular kid at school said I was the brightest person he knew. I think his exact words were, "I've never seen someone so p**... white".
Popular joke, A popular kid at school said I was the brightest person he knew.

Here is a list of funny popular english jokes and even better popular english puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Nova seems to be a pretty popular Hispanic surname... For me, since I speak English, that name would be a no-go
  • What do you call an Australian male colouring articles of clothing while reading a poem by popular English poet Percy Shelley? Aussie-man-dyes-us.
  • I've translated a popular russian joke to english, Wanna hear your reaction))) That's What she said !

Here is a list of funny popular american jokes and even better popular american puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I work in a popular hotel... I see people come in to stay from all over the world, yet for some reason I've never seen a Native American here. I guess they just don't like to make reservations.
  • I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class. It was LIT AF
  • Which sport is popular among afro americans? Baxet.
  • Q: What's the most popular afro-american stereotype? A: boombox
Popular joke, Q: What's the most popular afro-american stereotype?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about popular can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of popular puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

What funny jokes about popular you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean folk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make popular prank.

I was wondering the other day...

I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable. I asked my 38 brothers and sisters if they had any ideas, but none of them could suggest an answer either.

An old actor has trouble getting work due to failing memory...

After contacting many people that he worked with in the past , he is finally able to land a job in a popular new Broadway play. The director tells him its only one line at the beginning of the play, but it is a very important line. It sets the mood for the rest of the play. It is ESSENTIAL he nails the line. The old actor emphasizes that he will nail it. The director reluctantly agrees and proceeds to tell him his role. You will take a beautiful rose, bring it to your nose and take a deep breath and say the following line: *Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress…* That's it. Do not screw this up! The old actor thanks him 10 times over and proceeds to practice for the next 2 weeks nonstop.
Opening night comes. It's a sold out theater. He takes to the stage, spotlight on him. He raises his hand, takes a deep breath and says the line perfectly * Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress… * Just after the line is delivered the auditorium burst into laughter. He walks off the stage distraught. I don't get it. I nailed the line perfectly. What happened? The director looks at him and yells YOU IDIOT! YOU FORGOT THE FLOWER!

Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ...

... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.

The Vicar's Salary

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to
a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation.
No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Glasgow, stands up and
proclaims:
'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every
year, and his wife with a Volkswagen mini-van to transport their
children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, if
the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary
and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school
education for all of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
'If the Vicar stays, I will give him free s**....'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you
to say that?'
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking
his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck him'.

What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo...
...gramps made me do it.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the dots.

Two hipsters walked into a bar...

The first went in before it was popular and the second was only being ironic.

There is a new kind of bread in the Ukraine that is the most popular.

I don't know what it is called but it is Putin free.

So the Asian guy from the Human centipede has a Twitter account...

He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him.

Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava

but only once

Tour guide in the mountain

A guide was leading a group of people on a hike through some mountains. He pointed at a fairly majestic looking peak and said "This one is most popular with mountain climbers. Most days you have a few teams doing a climb. The ascent, depending on your skill level can take between two and five hours. The descent, again depending on your skill level, takes anywhere between 4 hours and 30 seconds."

Why are gametes so popular?

Because s**... cells!

Did you hear the popular pickle?

He's kind of a big dill.

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

What's the most popular board game in Canada

Sorry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Since seven was a child, he has always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was kind of odd. Seven was very vengeful and quick to anger. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of six, who was well rounded and has a good circle of tight friends.
When prom came, seven was alone and bitter. Of all his achievements, not one helped him land a date. Then six came in with his +1. Filled to the brim with jealousy, seven spread rumors that 6 and 9 were performing unspeakable acts. Six was alone again.
While walking to class, six saw seven with six's former +1 and averted his eyes. As they passed by eachother, seven whispered into six's ear "now, we're even".

I made a popular girl laugh today...

by asking her out.

The president of a popular mail-order business just died.

The f**... will be held in 3 - 5 business days.

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the crystal Methodists

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

A high school student approached a group of popular kids during lunch time.

"May I join you?" he asked politely.
"We don't sit with idiots." they said.
"But I do." he replied as he gestured them to scoot over.

Gotye used to be popular.

Now he's just somebody that we used to know.

Justin Bieber is on a game show...

He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"

So apparently "self-deprecating humour" is what's popular now...

And I'm really not that good at it.

No matter how popular they get..

... antibiotics are never going viral.

Remember when Pop Rocks used to be popular?

Sad, they kind of fizzled out.

Will plexiglass coffins become popular?

Remains to be seen.

Why will the flat earth society never be popular?

Because they cant get the word a round.

Premarital s**...

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on s**..., marriage, and values.
Dave said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Frank replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?

What's the most popular time to schedule a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty.

How do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is?

The one that can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts
How to tell who the most popular woman is?
The one that can eat the last donut

I used to be so popular in school I would have a new best friend every year..

..until I got to high school and they let everyone pick where they sat in class

Why are ghosts popular at parties?

Because they always bring the booze.

Why are i**... videos so popular on PornHub right now?

Because West Virginia finally got internet access.

There was a comedy club called "The Joke"...

...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people stopped coming because of the crowding, and the club went out of business. If only the Joke's punch line wasn't so long...

What's the most popular sport in Tamriel?

Molagball

No wonder wind turbines are so popular these days...

They have a huge fan base.

What's the most popular game in Hawaii right now?

The floor is lava!

It's a good thing the popular sports drink was invented at Florida instead of Florida State...

Because Gatorade is a much better name than Seminole Fluid .

What's the most popular first date spot in Alabama?

Olive Garden: when you're here, you're family.

I regret naming my daughter Alexa because of the popularity of the Amazon Echo. So we decided to change her name to something that will never be a popular word.

We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby

No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children

Who doesn't love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?

The most popular guy in school weighs over 300 pounds

People naturally gravitate towards him

Here is a joke from the Soviet Union (also popular in other communist countries before 1989)

A CIA agent is sent on a spy mission to Moscow, Soviet Union. He goes to a grocery store and writes down in his diary "There is no food".
He then goes to a clothes shop and puts down in the diary "there are no shoes".
He goes out of the shop and a KGB agent waits for him outside. "You know, 10 years ago we would have shot you for that."
The CIA agent writes in his diary "There are no bullets".

Apparently reverse c**... isn't popular in Alabama...

You never turn your back on family.

I really wanted to become a pornstar but I had heard that all the popular ones were circumcised.

I guess I just wasn't cut out for it.

Once there was a mathematician

Once there was a mathematician. She wasn't very good at her job, but she really enjoyed it. She knew she couldn't make enough money to feed her family, so she decided to make money at night as a p**.... She was surprised at how popular she became, quickly finding herself several regular customers. After one particularly good night, the man held her hand and asked, "That was amazing, you are an exquisite woman. I'm sorry for asking only now, but what is your name?"
The woman replied, "It's okay - it's The Thot That Counts."

What is the most popular movie streaming service in Russia?

NyetFlix

Why do popular teenage girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Who's the most popular man at the nudist beach?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee and six donuts.

Why are circumsized p**... so popular among Jewish girls?

They love anything that's 15% off
Just a joke lol

Glass coffins will they be popular?

Remains to be seen!

I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.

USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.
This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.

After months of testing, costing $2.65 billion in congressional spending and firing of 25+ people, the special prosecutor appointed by Trump presented the following findings.
* The stamps have no manufacturing defects.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

It's amazing how popular Instagram is in America.

Didn't think they liked the metric system.

What begins with "p", ends with "orn" and is popular in the movie industry?

Popcorn.

Contrary to popular beliefs, losing weight is a piece of cake.

Just don't pick it up.

A man walks in to a bar

And sees an ugly old humpback of a guy, who is constantly surrounded by women.
How to spot a millionaire, am I right? he winks and smiles at the bartender
No, Larry is a plumber, not a millionaire
Okay - so he must be extremely charming?
Larry is actually a man of very few words
Then what on earth makes him so incredibly popular with women??
I actually have no idea - every day he comes here, he just sits there quietly, drinking his beer, l**... his eyebrows..

(popular indian Joke) Why doesnt china have a cricket team?

They eat bats and don't understand the concept of boundaries..

Popular joke, (popular indian Joke) Why doesnt china have a cricket team?

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