Poptarts Jokes
5 poptarts jokes and hilarious poptarts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poptarts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Poptarts Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good poptarts joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Ya know why there are poptarts but no momtarts?
The pastryarchy
Why are there poptarts but no momtarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
What do you call an uncooked fruit ravioli?
A poptart
What do you call a h**... who uses Pepsi for lubrication?
A Pop-tart.
John, who lost his leg because of the war.
John was sitting on a bench eating a poptart, with one of his arms on the inside of his shirt instead of through his sleeve. One of his friends came up and said, "Oh man, a pop tart?! That looks delicious! Where'd you get it!" John responded, "At the store down the street, but be careful, in this economy it'll cost you an arm and a leg."
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