Poptarts Jokes

5 poptarts jokes and hilarious poptarts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poptarts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Poptarts Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good poptarts joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Ya know why there are poptarts but no momtarts?

The pastryarchy

Why are there poptarts but no momtarts?

Because of the pastryarchy.

What do you call an uncooked fruit ravioli?

A poptart

What do you call a h**... who uses Pepsi for lubrication?

A Pop-tart.

John, who lost his leg because of the war.

John was sitting on a bench eating a poptart, with one of his arms on the inside of his shirt instead of through his sleeve. One of his friends came up and said, "Oh man, a pop tart?! That looks delicious! Where'd you get it!" John responded, "At the store down the street, but be careful, in this economy it'll cost you an arm and a leg."

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about poptarts can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of poptarts puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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