The Best 6 Popsicles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Popsicles jokes. There are some popsicles gelato jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these popsicles sorbet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Popsicles Jokes and Puns

A son was arguing with his dad, insisting that 1+1 equals 11

The father then looked at his son's eyes and said:

-Right, then go and buy 2 popsicles!

His son then goes and buys 2 popsicles.

Then, his dad said:

-Now give me one and the other to your brother!

Son asks:

-What about mine?

Father answers:

-You can have the other nine left over, stubborn kid!

Made this one up at work today.

There once was an ancient Greek philosopher that dedicated his life to hypothesize the perfect way to cool off on a hot summer day.

His name was Popsicles.

Why can't astronauts eat popsicles?

In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck.

What do you call a Greek who loves candy?

Popsicles

A lot of great things in this world were accidents. Chocolate chip cookies, popsicles, potato chips...

Wife: You still can't call our children mistakes.


Why did Janeen eat her test?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Da-dum-tss. Popsicles are running out of jokes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the popsicles iced jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working popsicles sundae piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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