Popsicle Kid Jokes

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Popsicle Kid Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good popsicle kid joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A son was arguing with his dad, insisting that 1+1 equals 11

The father then looked at his son's eyes and said:
-Right, then go and buy 2 popsicles!
His son then goes and buys 2 popsicles.
Then, his dad said:
-Now give me one and the other to your brother!
Son asks:
-What about mine?
Father answers:
-You can have the other nine left over, stubborn kid!

My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Afternoon s**... when you have kids......

Afternoon s**...
Love what kids come up with...they know so much they are not
given credit for.
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "q**... with
their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on
the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all
the neighborhood activities...
- "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into
- "An ambulance just drove by!"
- "Looks like the Anderson s have company," he called out.
- "Matt's riding a new bike!"
- "Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
- "Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced...
- "The Coopers are having s**...."
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're
having s**...?"
Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a

Great Minds...

A teacher says to her classroom: "There are 3 birds sitting on a fence. You shoot one of the many birds are left?"
Kid raises his hand and says "None...if you shoot one of the birds, the noise will scare the other two and they'll fly away" The teacher says, "Well that's not the answer we're looking for but I like the way you think!". The kid replies: "Hey Teach, I've got one for you: Three women are sitting on a park bench, all eating Popsicles. The 1st one is l**... hers, the 2nd one is s**... hers, and the 3rd one is biting hers...Which one is married?"
The teacher replies "I don't know: The one that's s**... hers?", and the kid replies "No: The one with the wedding band, but I like the way you think too!"

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