The Best 26 Popsicle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Popsicle jokes. There are some popsicle gelato jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these popsicle cone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Popsicle Jokes and Puns

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine:

Q: Where do snowmen dance?

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A: At the snowball.

Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana

Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

A boy is making sure a microphone works for an open bar stand up night.

Aa boy, not much older than 12 or 13, comes up to the mic and says
"Ice, ice, icicle".
"Pop, pop, popsicle".
"Test," and the crowd stares in horror as the inevitable is going to happen.
"Test, testing one two three"

Popsicle joke, A boy is making sure a microphone works for an open bar stand up night.

Thermos

A guy walks into a store and sees something. He asks what it is. "Why, it's a thermos." The clerk replies. "What does it do?" The man asks. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The clerk replies. "By golly, that's amazing!" The man replies. So he buys the thermos.

The next day he's walking down the street when he sees his friends. "What's that?" They ask. "Why, it's a thermos." The man replies. "What does it do?" The friends ask. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The man replies. "By golly that's amazing!" The friends exclaim, "what do you have in it?"

"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."

My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle.

Cold on the inside and 90% artificial.


A blonde buys a thermos

She brings it to work and shows it off to all of her friends.

friend: "What does it do?"

blonde: "It keeps warm this warm and cold things cold."

friend: "What do you have in it right now?"

blonde: "A cup of coffee and two popsicle!"

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing

This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Popsicle joke, What subject did Dracula major in during college?

What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits! 😂

Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day.

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone.

*just got it off a popsicle.

How did the broom find a girlfriend?

He swept her off her feet.

- I just finished a Popsicle.

What kind of outfit does a unicycle wear?

Attire.

Popsicle sticks can be surprisingly funny.

You can explore popsicle cold reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean popsicle cautiously dad jokes. There are also popsicle puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I tried to make a popsicle out of frozen sperm.

I didn't succeed

What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber)

Pom-Pomegranate

How do you comb a bee's hair?

With a honeycomb!

I'm sorry I found this joke on a popsicle stick please forgive me.

What did the tongue say to the Popsicle stick?

I'm feeling depressed.

What's 4chan's favourite popsicle brand?

Lolly.

Popsicle joke, What's 4chan's favourite popsicle brand?

Atrocious Popsicle Joke #4

Why are cornfields the best listeners?
They're all ears!

Ba-dum-TSS!

Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still sucking and licking he tilted his head back as he had it thrust into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his throat.

Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.

How did the black ice-cream truck driver die?

popsicle cell anemia


Why are rhinos so wrinkley?

"because they are hard to iron"...

Full disclosure, I read this on a popsicle stick like 15 years ago... I still don't get it

A girl is sucking me up and i'm melting

Please help me i need to get back to the freezer with other popsicle or i'll die

I think my thermos is broken

It says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold but I put in 3 cups of coffee and a popsicle and now they're both ruined

What do you call a sleeping Tyrannosaurus Rex?

A DynaSnore!

A popsicle stick joke that cracked me up today.

"Look, Mommy! I'm a popsicle!"

"That's not funny, son, get that stick out of your ass."

My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What do you call a dad who has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the popsicle freezer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working popsicle sundae piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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