Poppy Jokes
5 poppy jokes and hilarious poppy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poppy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these funny poppy jokes! You'll find cheesy jokes about poppies, daisies, and other flowers that will make you and your friends giggle during playtime. Enjoy and don't forget the chives!
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Amusing Poppy Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What is a good poppy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A guy goes into a grocery store.
He sees a pile of potatoes, and asks the store keeper:
"What are those?"
"Those are potatoes"
"Can I have a kilo of potatoes individually wrapped?"
The store keeper shakes his head and start wrapping potatoes.
"What are those?"
"Those are plums..."
"Can I have a kilogram of plums all individually wrapped?"
The store keeper cusses under his breath and starts packing plums.
"... and what are those?!
"Those are poppy seeds and they are NOT for sale!"
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Had to take a drug test at work today. They said they found Opiates. I told them it was probably the poppy seeds on my bagel.
But then they asked about the THC, m**... amphetamines, c**..., and hallucinogens. Told them it was an everything bagel.
A blind man walks into the bakery
A blind man walks into the bakery and asks for 8 poppy seed breads. While the baker gathers them for him, he asks: are you expecting any visitors? No, replies the blind man. But I'm going on vacation, and they have such lovely story's written on them!
Respect for the fallen
I once dated a girl with a tattoo of a poppy on her backside.
It was in memory of all those who had died at the front.
Children's names
A mother and her children were talking. Mom, why is my name rose? said Rose.
Mom replied when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head, so we named you Rose.
Why am I called Poppy? said another child.
Because when you were a baby, a Poppy petal fell on your head, so we called you Poppy, answered mom.
Then she heard a noise.
Nnnnngrahhlllaaarrrr
Oh be quiet, Refrigerator, mom shouted to her third child.
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