Poppy Jokes

5 poppy jokes and hilarious poppy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poppy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with these funny poppy jokes! You'll find cheesy jokes about poppies, daisies, and other flowers that will make you and your friends giggle during playtime. Enjoy and don't forget the chives!

Amusing Poppy Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What is a good poppy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A guy goes into a grocery store.

He sees a pile of potatoes, and asks the store keeper:
"What are those?"
"Those are potatoes"
"Can I have a kilo of potatoes individually wrapped?"
The store keeper shakes his head and start wrapping potatoes.
"What are those?"
"Those are plums..."
"Can I have a kilogram of plums all individually wrapped?"
The store keeper cusses under his breath and starts packing plums.
"... and what are those?!
"Those are poppy seeds and they are NOT for sale!"

Had to take a drug test at work today. They said they found Opiates. I told them it was probably the poppy seeds on my bagel.

But then they asked about the THC, m**... amphetamines, c**..., and hallucinogens. Told them it was an everything bagel.

They Told Me I Failed The Drug Test

I told them I just ate a poppy seed bagel.
They asked about the m**... and c**....
I told them it was an everything bagel.

A blind man walks into the bakery

A blind man walks into the bakery and asks for 8 poppy seed breads. While the baker gathers them for him, he asks: are you expecting any visitors? No, replies the blind man. But I'm going on vacation, and they have such lovely story's written on them!

Respect for the fallen

I once dated a girl with a tattoo of a poppy on her backside.
It was in memory of all those who had died at the front.

Poppy joke, Respect for the fallen

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about poppy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of poppy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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