Poppy Flower Jokes
3 poppy flower jokes and hilarious poppy flower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poppy flower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Poppy Flower Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good poppy flower joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I was confused when I saw that my friend's flower bed was alive and blooming.
"Didn't your poppies die last week?" I asked. "They're not poppies" he said, "They're rein-carnations".
Last autumn, a nice flower salesmen sold me some poppies in some cool cylinders.
Oh boy! Two more months and here I come, fall o**... tubes!
Roses
An elderly couple are having dinner at another couple's house. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen to do some washing up.
The two elderly guys were chatting, and one says, "Last night we went out to an amazing new restaurant that I'd, personally, recommend."
The other man says, "Oh, really? What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying, "Uh, I'm drawing a blank. What is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"
His friend replies, "Uh, a carnation?"
"No, no. The other one," the man says.
His friend suggests, "The poppy?"
"No, no, no," growls the man. "You know--the one that is red and has thorns."
His friend says, "Oh, do you mean a rose?"
"Yes! Thank you," the first man says. He then turns towards the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
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