Poppins Jokes

Funniest Poppins Short Jokes

Short poppins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poppins humour may include short addition jokes also.

1. I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious
2. They call me the Mary Poppins of artillery... I deliver...
   Super-calibre-ballistic-expedient-explosions
3. Mary Poppins in the 60's: "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down." Eli Lilly & Merck in the 00's, "A syringe-full of medicine makes the sugar go down."
4. I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels right before I die. My cremations gonna be poppin'!
5. I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night. Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious!
6. As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.
7. I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant yesterday.... Super cauliflower cheese, lobster was atrocious.
8. The lady next door ran over my cat. She said she'd replace it, so I asked her how good she was at catching mice.
   Courtesy of Mary Poppins.
9. They're building an attraction on the Thames to celebrate Mary Poppins It's called the London umdiddleiddleumdiddle eye
10. What was Poppin Fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? John Dough

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Poppins One Liners

Which poppins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poppins? I can suggest the ones about mary poppins and musical.

1. How did Mary Poppins die? Superkalifragilus ketoacidosis
2. What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction? molly Poppins.
3. What's a theif's favorite dance move? Poppin' locks
4. How does Mary Poppins cure smelly feet? Step in thyme.
5. Why did Mary Poppins have a heart attack? Supercalifragilisticartherosclerosis.
6. My kid has already had us watch Mary Poppins Returns three times. Can you imagine that?
7. First New Years with the baby. We're still gonna be poppin' bottles.
8. What do you call a redhead who's practically perfect in every way? Cherry Poppins.

Mary Poppins Jokes

Here is a list of funny mary poppins jokes and even better mary poppins puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A guy I know works at the watch factory, I ask him "So what do you do?"
  He says "I stand around all day making faces"
  ^^^^thanks ^^^^Mary ^^^^Poppins
• I can't wait to hear the big song from the new Mary Poppins movie... SuperCapitalisticallyExploitingOldNostalgia
• What would Mary Poppins call Gandhi if she ever met him? A Super-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
• What happens to the human body when you watch Mary Poppins too many times? Supercalifragilisticexpiacidosis.
• I practised my sweeping and tapping for a Mary Poppins audition... I didn't get the part. They said I used too much distortion.
• Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head? Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the d**... atrocious.
• Someone should really put m**... butter on popcorn and sell it... they could call it Mari Poppins.
• Visited the Doctor today I told him every time I turn on the TV I see Mary Poppins, he reckons I have a bad case of the um d**... um d**... um d**... eye!
• What do Ellen DeGeneres and the street sweeper from Mary Poppins have in common? They're both famous d**....

Rib-Tickling Poppins Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about poppins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean maria jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make poppins pranks.