The Best 20 Poppins Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Poppins jokes. There are some poppins madeline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these poppins mari puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Poppins Jokes and Puns

Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?

Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.

They call me the Mary Poppins of artillery...

I deliver...

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True story: when I was a kid I used to mix up lyrics. For example, after watching Mary Poppins, I sang "a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down." -My dad thought is was SO funny I mixed that line up.

Little did either of us know, I was predicting my future diabetes problems.

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I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night.

Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious!

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.


As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight.

Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

Someone should really put marijuana butter on popcorn and sell it...

they could call it Mari Poppins.

Poppins joke, Someone should really put marijuana butter on popcorn and sell it...

I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant yesterday....

Super cauliflower cheese, lobster was atrocious.

How does Mary Poppins cure smelly feet?

Step in thyme.

Why did Mary Poppins have a heart attack?

Supercalifragilisticartherosclerosis.

The lady next door ran over my cat.

She said she'd replace it, so I asked her how good she was at catching mice.

Courtesy of Mary Poppins.

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They're building an attraction on the Thames to celebrate Mary Poppins

It's called the London umdiddleiddleumdiddle eye

A guy I know works at the watch factory,

I ask him "So what do you do?"

He says "I stand around all day making faces"

^^^^thanks ^^^^Mary ^^^^Poppins

My kid has already had us watch Mary Poppins Returns three times.

Can you imagine that?

I can't wait to hear the big song from the new Mary Poppins movie...

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What would Mary Poppins call Gandhi if she ever met him?

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Poppins joke, What would Mary Poppins call Gandhi if she ever met him?

Visited the Doctor today

I told him every time I turn on the TV I see Mary Poppins, he reckons I have a bad case of the um diddle um diddle um diddle eye!

What happens to the human body when you watch Mary Poppins too many times?

Supercalifragilisticexpiacidosis.

What do Ellen DeGeneres and the street sweeper from Mary Poppins have in common?

They're both famous dykes.


I practised my sweeping and tapping for a Mary Poppins audition...

I didn't get the part. They said I used too much distortion.

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We suggest to use only working poppins paradoxical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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