The Best 14 Popping Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Popping jokes. There are some popping needle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these popping smooth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Popping Jokes and Puns

Why do cops have really clear skin?

They're great at popping black heads.

Necrophilia is a lot like having a beer...

there's nothing like popping open a cold one!

What do you get when you cross necrophilia with group sex?

Popping open a cold one with the boys

Popping joke, What do you get when you cross necrophilia with group sex?

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...

He orders a beer.

Popping off the cap, the bartender says Wow! Where did you get that?

The parrot replies, Africa.

In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.

Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.

She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.

Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.

The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?"


SchrΓΆdinger is in a car...

...and gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. The cop, after writing a ticket, notices a peculiar smell and asks to check for the source. After looking under the car, glancing over at the backseat and popping the trunk, he rushes over.
Cop: "Sir! Did you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?"
SchrΓΆdinger: "I do now"

My wife is into these pimple popping videos on YouTube.

She's completely abcessed.

Popping joke, My wife is into these pimple popping videos on YouTube.

Recently became a dad and now these are popping in my head: What is it called when you are made fun of in a dream?

Sleep Deprecation

A guy is swerving all over the road late one night

A cop notices this, and promptly pulls him over. The cop asks Why were you swerving like that?! The guy replies Well officer, there were these trees that kept popping out in front of me and I had to keep swerving to avoid them! The officer chuckles and says Sir, that's your car freshener!

I cannot stand third-world frat boy trends.

I just hate the way they're always popping their cholera.

Ever since I made a joke about koalas there's been a couple jokes popping up every once in awhile, but you know what I'm sorry.

This sub has become a little un-bear-able

You can explore popping grosser reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean popping pop dad jokes. There are also popping puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My computer made a popping sound today...

...guess that's what happens when the Kernel overheats.

Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster?

She kept popping out of bed

I just don't get all these math jokes popping up at the same time

Something just isn't adding together

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the popping wipes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working popping bubblegum piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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