Popping Jokes

Funniest Popping Short Jokes

Short popping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The popping humour may include short popped jokes also.

1. A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
2. Just been challenged to a water fight by next door brat kids... Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.
3. What's between an introvert and an extrovert? A wall.
   (I know it wasn't funny, but it popped into my mind, and I thought it was decent enough)
4. Some friends wanted to get married at the public library, but they couldn't... Because it was booked.
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   \-My pop
5. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
6. I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes... It's my screen savior...
7. A weasel walks into a bar The bartender exclaims Well I'll be! We've never have a weasel in here before. Whatever you'd like, you may have. What'll it be?
   Pop, goes the weasel.
8. Someone asked me who my favorite vampire is in pop culture... I said, "The one from Sesame Street."
   They said, "He doesn't count!"
   "I assure you," I said, "He does."
9. Do you remember when people didn't have to make pop culture references to make a joke? Pepperidge farm remembers.
10. I wrote Will you marry me? on a balloon to propose to my girlfriend. Then I chickened out at the last moment, and had to pop the question.

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Popping One Liners

Which popping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with popping? I can suggest the ones about pops and pop up.

1. I saw a homeless man living in a tire today, so I popped it Now he lives in a flat
2. A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?" "K, pop."
3. My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music. I told him, "K pop"
4. Why do cops have really clear skin? They're great at popping black heads.
5. Necrophilia is a lot like having a beer... there's nothing like popping open a cold one!
6. Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
7. My balloon elephant wouldn't fit in the back seat of my car so... I had to pop the trunk.
8. What did the baby corn ask the mama corn? Where's pop corn?
9. what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music
10. What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop
11. I think it's sexist that there are pop tarts but no mom tarts. I blame the pastry-archy.
12. What music are balloons most afraid of? Pop.
13. What's the best way to check Reddit's knowledge of dad jokes? A Pop quiz
14. What did the pop can become when it finished high school? A graduated cylinder.
15. We had a pop quiz in culinary school today. It was a piece of cake.

Eye Popping Jokes

Here is a list of funny eye popping jokes and even better eye popping puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I once met a bartender who could open a bottle with his eye socket... We called him "Pop."
• Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
  A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"
• What do you call a one-eyed sailor? Pop-eye the sailor man!
• What happens when a donkey has s**... with a rabbit? The eyes pop out.

Popping Sound Jokes

Here is a list of funny popping sound jokes and even better popping sound puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There really should be a subgenre of hip-hop called Bubble Rap It would probably sound a lot like pop.
• What genre of music sounds scary to a balloon? Pop music.
• My computer made a popping sound today... ...guess that's what happens when the Kernel overheats.
• What sounds did the bones of the Rice Krispies mascots make when they fell down the stairs? A snap, a krackle, and a pop.
• We've got an aviary at home... We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop.
  Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.
• What does it sound like when two old people have s**...? Snap, crackle, pop.

Popping Bubble Jokes

Here is a list of funny popping bubble jokes and even better popping bubble puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, "What do you want?"
  The bubble says, "Pop."
• "Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?" "Just pop it in the corner please"
  It took me 2 hours.
• I made a false deity out of bubble wrap today I call Him Pop Idol
• I'm so tough... My rice bubbles don't go snap, crackle, pop , they go sssh, he's coming!
• [Dirty] My friend asked me how to turn on bubble wrap... I said, "You have to pop it."
• Why does pop have bubbles? Because it doesn't want to be called *flat.*

Popping Candy Jokes

Here is a list of funny popping candy jokes and even better popping candy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's a robot's favorite candy? A 'Wall-E'pop
• What's Yoshi's favorite candy? Rrring POP!
• What is an incel's favorite candy? A loli-pop
• What is a gamer's favorite candy? A lol-ly pop
• Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
  A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
• What is the most popular soda in candy land? Lolli-pop
• What is a s**... offender's favorite type of candy? It's a LOLI-pop.
• What's a women with an elderly f**... favorite candy? Blow Pops

Pimple Popping Jokes

Here is a list of funny pimple popping jokes and even better pimple popping puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My wife is into these pimple popping videos on YouTube. She's completely abcessed.
• What is a Pimple's Favorite Genre of Music? Pop.
• Why pop a pimple? When u can popeye's

Howlingly Hilarious Popping Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about popping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blowing bubbles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make popping pranks.