Popping Candy Jokes
9 popping candy jokes and hilarious popping candy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about popping candy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Popping Candy Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good popping candy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A joke told by an old man.
I was speaking to an old man at the grocery store yesterday when he told me something interesting about the olden days of america.
Old man: Son, back in the day my mother could give me a dollar and I could run to the store and get myself a candy bar and a soda pop, and still have money left over to buy the milk my mom asked me to get.
Me: s**... you can not do that today!
Oldman: Yeah, I know son! Now a days, there is just way to much security . . .
What's a robot's favorite candy?
A 'Wall-E'pop
What's Yoshi's favorite candy?
Rrring POP!
What is an incel's favorite candy?
A loli-pop
What is a gamer's favorite candy?
A lol-ly pop
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero.
He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
What is a s**... offender's favorite type of candy?
It's a LOLI-pop.
What's a women with an elderly f**... favorite candy?
Blow Pops
What is the most popular soda in candy land?
Lolli-pop
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