Popped Tire Jokes
17 popped tire jokes and hilarious popped tire puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about popped tire that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I saw a homeless man living in a tire today, so I popped it
Now he lives in a flat
Popped a tire on a p**... hole today
Badum tss
Four high school kids who carpooled together decided to skip school and spend the day fishing.
The next day they told the teacher that they had had a flat tire, and couldn't make it to class.
Much to their relief, she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a pop quiz yesterday, so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.
Once they were seated and ready, she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
A man and woman in bed
"Give me some", man begs.
"No. You've had too much," wife responds.
"Come on, let me have some," man begs again.
"I'm tired of this. Go ahead, but you know how it always goes", then wife says.
Happily man goes to kitchen, opens refrigerator, grabs a bottle of champagne. He fiddles with the cork and it pops out with a bang.
From the kid's room, an accusing voice comes
"Mom, you shoulda given dad some. See, now he went and shot himself."
My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went
Badum-tsss
Why did the game show host's tire pop?
It was the wheel of misfortune!
A little boy and his sister were taking a bath
They both looked down and said, "what's this?" So the girl came to her mom, and pointed down saying,"what's this?" Her mom replied, "that's your garage, dont let any boy park his car in it. The boy came to his dad, and pointed down, saying, "what's this" the dad said, "that's your car, you park it in a girl's garage. The next day, they took a bath again and the girl came out covered in blood. The mom asked her, "OH MY GOSH, WHAT HAPPENED!?" The girl replied calmly,"oh, it's ok mommy, he tried to park his car in my garage, but I popped his back 2 tires."
Sorry I wrote this on mobile.
Jokerino
Why did the tire pop?
Because it retired.
Limousines
A young boy was having a conversation with his dad when he asked what the thing was between his legs. The dad responded, "It is your limousine, try to park it into as many parking garages as possible."
The same day a girl was conversing with her mother asking what was between her legs. The mom responded, "It is your parking garage, don't let any limousines in there until you are older."
The next day the girl comes home of the bus. Her mom begins to scream asking her why she had blood all over her hands. Proud of herself she replied, "A boy tried to park his limousine in my parking garage so I popped his two back tires."
Help me finish a joke?
I don't even know if this is the right place for this, but I'll try it and see what happens...
This sounds ridiculous, but here goes. In a dream last night, I told a joke. I don't exactly remember all of it, and woke up towards the end. But I like the setup. Please take a look at the part that I'm able to remember and add your own interpretation. Feel free to change anything you need in order to make the joke better.
Also, if there's a better place for me to post this, please let me know.
Here's what I remember...
Three ducks are out swimming, heading "somewhere", when they come across a magic lamp. The first duck rubs the lamp and a genie pops out. The first duck asks the genie for a quicker way to reach "somewhere". With a clap of the genie's hands, a rowboat appears in the lake.
The ducks row for a while, but they get tired. The second duck rubs the lamp, and again, the genie pops out. The second duck says the boat is nice, but asks for a quicker way to get "somewhere". Again, the genie claps his hands, and an outboard motor appears at the back of the rowboat. They fire up the motor and get moving.
That's what I remember telling in the dream. I'm just curious what you all can come up with based on that. Change whatever you like, but would appreciate if we could keep the ducks, the genie, and the rowboat please. Thanks for reading.
Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Leroy...
One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Leroys after a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy mixed up with your Leroy."
The other two ladies agree.
The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Leroy 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!"
The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.
Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Leroy Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any day of the week."
Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives.
The third lady then says, "You know, those two Leroys were good, but I'm gonna name my Leroy, Jack Daniels."
The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"
The third lady bursts out, "That's my Leroy!"
Three guys are stuck on a deserted island when one of them finds a lamp on the beach.
He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pop out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish."Well, the first guy is sick and tired of being on the island, so he wishes to go back home. p**...!He disappears. The second one said he, too, is tired of the island and wishes to go home. p**...!He too disappears. The genie then turns to the last guy and asks him what his wish is."Gee," he says," I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here!"
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Popped Tire One Liners
Which popped tire one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with popped tire? I can suggest the ones about popped and tire.
- I saw a homeless man living in a tire today, so I popped it Now he lives in a flat
- My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss
- Why did the game show host's tire pop? It was the wheel of misfortune!
- Jokerino Why did the tire pop?
Because it retired. - Popped a tire on a p**... hole today Badum tss