Popeye Jokes

Funniest Popeye Short Jokes

Short popeye jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The popeye humour may include short spinach jokes also.

1. Did you know that Popeye the Sailor Man doesn't seem strong to the Swedes and the Norwegians? He is, however, strong to the Finnish.
2. Whats long, black and hard to cut into? The line at ~~Kentucky Fried Chicken.~~ Popeyes
   Edit Thanks /u/SatanicOnion
3. Popeye is seen as iconic in America, but how is he viewed in Finland? Oh, he's strong to the Finnish...
4. Why can't Popeye the Sailor's enemies ever predict whether or not he's purchased spinach that day? Because no one expects the spinach acquisition!!!
5. What part of Popeye never gets rusty? The part he sticks in Olive Oyl!
   
6. What part of Popeye never rusts? The part that he sticks in Olive Oyl.
7. Fun fact: Popeye the Sailor Man isn't actually all that strong by Danish or Norwegian standards... ... but he's strong to the Finnish!
8. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
9. Popeye What do Popeye's fingers smell like ?
   Olive Oyl
10. What is TWDs Glenn's favorite restaurant? Popeyes

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Popeye One Liners

Which popeye one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with popeye? I can suggest the ones about batman and superman.

1. Why did Popeye beat up the pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive
2. What do Popeye's fingers smell like? Olive oil.
3. What do Popeye and sardines have in common? They both come in olive oil.
4. What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin? The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
5. What part of Popeye doesn't rust? The one he sticks in Olive Oyl.
6. What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love
7. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat him up
8. What's the only Papally-approved fast food chain in the US? Popeyes
9. They named a chicken joint Popeye's... ...because they stick it in Olive Oil.
10. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oyl...
11. What was The Mountain's favorite fast food restaurant? Popeyes
12. How are raisins made grapes eat two popeyes biscuits no drink
13. Why does Popeye's tool never rust? Because he keeps it in Olive Oil.
14. Popeye was a really good photographer, Because he was Popeye DSLR man!
15. Moses went to Mount Olive. Popeye was furious.

Popeye Spinach Jokes

Here is a list of funny popeye spinach jokes and even better popeye spinach puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How does Popeye like his spinach? With Olive Oyl
• If Popeye liked escargot instead of spinach Would he be known as Popeye the Snailorman?
• Spinach and olives are a bad mix...but guess who eats them both? Popeye.
  Source:
  [My Brother made this joke after eating a Sub with olives in it :D]
• What does Popeye like with his spinach? v**... Olive Oil.

Cheerful Popeye Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about popeye you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mongol jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make popeye pranks.