Popeye Jokes

Funniest Popeye Short Jokes

Short popeye jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The popeye humour may include short spinach jokes also.

1. Did you know that Popeye the Sailor Man doesn't seem strong to the Swedes and the Norwegians? He is, however, strong to the Finnish.
2. Popeye is seen as iconic in America, but how is he viewed in Finland? Oh, he's strong to the Finnish...
3. Why can't Popeye the Sailor's enemies ever predict whether or not he's purchased spinach that day? Because no one expects the spinach acquisition!!!
4. If Popeye liked escargot instead of spinach Would he be known as Popeye the Snailorman?
5. What was Popeye's last name? Pimento, because he comes in an Olive.
6. Where do chicken strips find love? Chicken tinder
   ~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
7. I haven't had Popeyes in a long time Guess you could say I'm on a Louisiana Fast
8. Why did the chicken cross the road? Popeyes was hiring.
9. Spinach and olives are a bad mix...but guess who eats them both? Popeye.
   Source:
   [My Brother made this joke after eating a Sub with olives in it :D]
10. What is Oberyn Martell's favorite cartoon? Popeye

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Popeye One Liners

Which popeye one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with popeye? I can suggest the ones about batman and superman.

1. Why did Popeye beat up the pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive
2. What do Popeye's fingers smell like? Olive oil.
3. What do Popeye and sardines have in common? They both come in olive oil.
4. What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin? The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
5. What part of Popeye doesn't rust? The one he sticks in Olive Oyl.
6. What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love
7. What's the only Papally-approved fast food chain in the US? Popeyes
8. They named a chicken joint Popeye's... ...because they stick it in Olive Oil.
9. What was The Mountain's favorite fast food restaurant? Popeyes
10. How are raisins made grapes eat two popeyes biscuits no drink
11. Why does Popeye's tool never rust? Because he keeps it in Olive Oil.
12. Popeye was a really good photographer, Because he was Popeye DSLR man!
13. Moses went to Mount Olive. Popeye was furious.
14. What is TWDs Glenn's favorite restaurant? Popeyes
15. How does Popeye like his spinach? With Olive Oyl

Cheerful Popeye Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about popeye you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mongol jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make popeye pranks.