Popeye Jokes

47 popeye jokes and hilarious popeye puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about popeye that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with this collection of hilarious Popeye jokes! Featuring jokes involving his love of spinach and a few rude jokes, these jokes are sure to have you spinning like Oberyn or Batman. Get your daily dose of laughter today with these Popeye jokes!

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Best Short Popeye Jokes

Short popeye puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The popeye humour may include short spinach jokes also.

  1. Did you know that Popeye the Sailor Man doesn't seem strong to the Swedes and the Norwegians? He is, however, strong to the Finnish.
  2. Whats long, black and hard to cut into? The line at ~~Kentucky Fried Chicken.~~ Popeyes
    Edit Thanks /u/SatanicOnion
  3. Popeye is seen as iconic in America, but how is he viewed in Finland? Oh, he's strong to the Finnish...
  4. Why can't Popeye the Sailor's enemies ever predict whether or not he's purchased spinach that day? Because no one expects the spinach acquisition!!!
  5. What part of Popeye never gets rusty? The part he sticks in Olive Oyl!
  6. What part of Popeye never rusts? The part that he sticks in Olive Oyl.
  7. Fun fact: Popeye the Sailor Man isn't actually all that strong by Danish or Norwegian standards... ... but he's strong to the Finnish!
  8. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
  9. Popeye What do Popeye's fingers smell like ?
    Olive Oyl
  10. What is TWDs Glenn's favorite restaurant? Popeyes
Popeye joke, What is TWDs Glenn's favorite restaurant?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about popeye can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of popeye puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Popeye One Liners

Which popeye one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with popeye? I can suggest the ones about batman and superman.

  1. Why did Popeye beat up the pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive
  2. What do Popeye's fingers smell like? Olive oil.
  3. What do Popeye and sardines have in common? They both come in olive oil.
  4. What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin? The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
  5. What part of Popeye doesn't rust? The one he sticks in Olive Oyl.
  6. What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love
  7. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat him up
  8. What's the only Papally-approved fast food chain in the US? Popeyes
  9. They named a chicken joint Popeye's... ...because they stick it in Olive Oil.
  10. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oyl...
  11. What was The Mountain's favorite fast food restaurant? Popeyes
  12. How are raisins made grapes eat two popeyes biscuits no drink
  13. Why does Popeye's tool never rust? Because he keeps it in Olive Oil.
  14. Popeye was a really good photographer, Because he was Popeye DSLR man!
  15. Moses went to Mount Olive. Popeye was furious.

Popeye Spinach Jokes

Here is a list of funny popeye spinach jokes and even better popeye spinach puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How does Popeye like his spinach? With Olive Oyl
  • If Popeye liked escargot instead of spinach Would he be known as Popeye the Snailorman?
  • Spinach and olives are a bad mix...but guess who eats them both? Popeye.
    [My Brother made this joke after eating a Sub with olives in it :D]
  • What does Popeye like with his spinach? v**... Olive Oil.
Popeye joke, What does Popeye like with his spinach?

Cheerful Popeye Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about popeye you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mongol jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make popeye prank.

What happened when Napoleon went to mount Olive?

Popeye got p**...

Why doesn't Popeye need l**...?

Because he has Olive Oyl..
What does Popeye do to keep his favourite tool from rusting?
He sticks it in Olive Oyl.

You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common?

They both come on those little j**... of Olive Oil.

What happened to the Pope after he went to Mount Olive?

Popeye beat the s**... out of him

Why did Popeye never get laid?

Because Olive Oil was extra v**....

What part of Popeye never rusts?

The part that he puts in Olive Oil

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a v**...

Arrrrr Matey

These be pirate jokes....
Why can't pirates be EMT's?
They don't know CPRRRRRrrr..
Why did the Pirate take a vacation?
For a little ArRR and ARRRRrrr...
What do they teach at Pirate Elementary?
The three Arrrrrrs...
What TV show do pirates watch?
Why did the pirates need GPS?
So that they could know where they arrrr...
What would Popeye say if he were a pirate?
"I are what I rrrrrrrr..."
there ya be.....

Popeye joke, What does Popeye like with his spinach?

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