The Best 13 Popes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Popes jokes. There are some popes holiness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these popes vatican puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Popes Jokes and Puns

A lawyer dies and appears in front of the golden gates of heaven...

He finds himself at the back of a long queue of Popes.

Suddenly, St. Peter grabs him and takes him straight through the pearly gates.

I don't understand" the lawyer said puzzled. There's hundreds of Popes waiting in line and you've let me in before them. Why?"

Sir, said St. Peter. We've had lots of Popes here. But, you are our FIRST lawyer.

What happens when the pope dies

Another one popes up

A lawyer goes to heaven...

...and finds himself at the back of a long queue of Popes.

Suddenly, St. Peter grabs him and takes him straight through the pearly gates.

I don't understand" the lawyer said puzzled. There's hundreds of Popes waiting in line and you've let me in before them. Why?"

Sir, said St. Peter. We've had lots of Popes here. But, you are our FIRST lawyer.

Popes joke, A lawyer goes to heaven...

My Uncle said this now that there are two popes

Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on.
The bartender says, "Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"

What's the popes favorite breakfast?

Ex Benedict


What's the difference between a teenage girl and the Popes luggage?

One is totes blessed and the other is blessed totes.

The Pope is stepping down because he's "too old"...

... I see the Catholic Church applies the same criteria to Popes as it does to their choirboys.

Popes joke, The Pope is stepping down because he's "too old"...

What do you call the popes cigarettes?

Holy Smokes!

Trump invites the Pope on his yacht...

The Popes hat blows off into the ocean so the Swiss guard and the secret service jump is trying to recover it but the current kept them away. So Trump says "I got it", and jumps overboard and walks across the water retrieves the hat and brings it back to the Pope.

CNN's headline the next day was "Trump Can't Swim!"

Nobody is more blessed

Then the popes altar boy with allergies

Where do Popes keep their knights between Crusades?

in the Deus Vault

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Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

NSFW: what does Mc Donald and Popes have in common?

They both love to stuff kids

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