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I asked the B-52s where i could find a Pope
They told me "Rome if you want two!" Had to break the news about benedict to them.
What's the popes favorite breakfast?
Ex Benedict
Pope Benedict and Pope Francis are about to watch the World Cup Final...
Francis says, "sorry, but I spoke to Jesus last night and he said he'd do all he can to help Argentina win." Benedict says, "that's too bad, I spoke to Satan and he said he'd do everything he can to help Germany win." The game starts, and Francis says, "is that referee Italian?" Benedict says, "Yep. Hail Satan."
Did you hear about the candle that smells like a mixture of Francis, Benedict, and John Paul?
They call it pope pourri
(I really am sorry)
In memory of recently passed Benedict XVI
WW2. Young german soldier captures pole. At the moment he aiming to shoot him lightning crack the sky and they hear God's voice:
- Don't shoot him, he is a future Pope
- Wow what about me?
- Ok, fine, you too
What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?
Ex-Benedict.
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You don't have to be good at anagrams
to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent p**....
What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?
Ex-Benedict
What is the painting in Milwaukee of Pope Benedict called using 17,000 Colored Condoms?
Eggs Benedict.
What would you say if you had breakfast with the Pope?
Eggs, Benedict?
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