Popcorn Movie Jokes
35 popcorn movie jokes and hilarious popcorn movie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about popcorn movie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Popcorn Movie Short Jokes
Short popcorn movie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The popcorn movie humour may include short popcorn jokes also.
- Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.
- Breaking News: A movie theatre has just been robbed of over two thousand dollars The theives took a large soda and two bags of popcorn
- A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes.
- My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night. They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds.
- A woman lost a court case... and was fined for bringing her own popcorn, coke and candy to a movie theater. Overall, she still saved a considerable amount of money.
- Well, I totally got robbed during a night out last night. We're ok. They got $50. All we got was some candy, a bucket of popcorn, and a mediocre movie.
- Did you hear about the movie theater that lost thousands of dollars? The thief made off with a large popcorn and some candy.
- I was at the cinema and this couple were kissing in front of us, not even watching the movie. How wasteful can you be with your money! So I threw my bag of popcorn at them.
- At the movies last night, saw somebody get into an altercation with the guy working the popcorn machine. Dude ended up getting charged for a salt and buttery.
- A woman yelled at me to stop shouting spoilers in the movie theater... She apologized and bought me a popcorn when I told her I had tourrettes that made me shout the word "spoliers"
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Popcorn Movie One Liners
Which popcorn movie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with popcorn movie? I can suggest the ones about movie theater and pops.
- What begins with "p", ends with "orn" and is popular in the movie industry? Popcorn.
- Movie Theater Logic Tickets: $5
Slushy: $15
Popcorn: $20 - What do you call a Catholic boy that salts popcorn at the movies? A Salter Boy
- Wait until the movie starts to eat your popcorn Its hungry too
- The problem with s**... in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.
Popcorn Movie Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about popcorn movie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean action movie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make popcorn movie pranks.
A woman was arrested for bringing her own popcorn, candy, and soda to the movie theater.
She was fined and had to pay court fees, but the good news is she still came out a few bucks ahead from if she would have bought the popcorn at the theater.
One time I took a blonde girl to the movies...
We bought our tickets and waited in line for snacks. I got popcorn; she got M&M's. We got a drink to split.
We sat down during the previews. I started eating my popcorn and she opened her M&M's and dumped them all out in her lap. She carefully separated them all by color, took all the brown ones, and threw them in the trash.
"What was that about?" I asked as she returned to her seat.
She smiled and replied "Oh, I'm allergic to chocolate so I always throw the chocolate flavored ones away."
Movie theater madness
A young lad did some work for a farmer and when he was done was given a goose as barter payment. He tucked the goose under his arm and began walking home. As he was passing through town he noticed that a movie that he wanted to see was playing at the theater. Since they didn't allow animals he stuffed the goose down his pants, paid for his ticket and found a seat in the packed theater next to two old ladies as the lights dimmed.
The goose began to struggle and not wanting to be discovered, the young man inconspicuously unzipped his fly so that the goose could breathe. Shortly thereafter, one of the old ladies nudged the other, "Edna, the boy sitting next to me has his fly unzipped and something is sticking out!"
"Martha", her companion replied,"When you've seen one you've seen 'em all."
"Well you've never seen one like this before. It's eating my popcorn!"
Friend: Did you hear about the robbery at the movie theatre the other day?
Me: No, what?
Friend: Yeah, apparently they stole more than $1000 worth of stuff
Me: Oh my god, what stuff?
Friend: 5 cokes and 10 popcorns
At the movies.
A man takes his seat at the movies. Popcorn in one hand, he is just getting settle when he notices behind him a duck.
He loudly exclaims "there is a duck here!".
The duck replies "so".
"You are a duck, why are you watching this movie?".
"Well, I liked the book".
I took Blondie to the movies
Just as the movie was about to start, she got up to leave.
"Where are you going?" I whispered. "The movie is about to start."
"I have to go outside," she said.
"Why on Earth do you have to go outside right now?"
"The movie man said to silence my cell phone," she pointed at the screen.
"So why do you have to leave?" I asked again, as nicely as I could. "I left it in the car, duh."
"Okay. Go ahead. I'll save you some popcorn."
A crime at the movie theater
A police detective walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Just got done investigating a burglary at the local movie theater," the detective tells the bartender. "They lost almost $10,000." "That's horrible," the bartender says. "Did they get the cash register?" "No," the detective replies. "Just three jumbo tubs of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hot dog."
How do you get rid of c**...?
You go to the movie theatre and feed them popcorn, when they get up to go get a sip of water you move seats.
My wife and I have been budgeting, saving, selling ends and odds. Now we can live our dream.
We are going to a movie, buying candy, popcorn and sodas there!
I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater.
It's ok though, it still saved me money.
Movie Theater Logic
Could I have a large slushy and a small popcorn?
That will be $45
Makes sense
What starts with "P," ends with "orn," and is one of the biggest moneymakers at the movies?
Popcorn.
The farmer and the goose go to the movies.
So this farmer goes to the movies with his favorite goose. But they wont let the goose in. So the farmer hides the goose in his pants, buys a ticket and finds his seat.
After about a half an hour the goose is getting restless so the farmer unzips his pants so the goose can get some air.
The goose sticks his head out of the farmers zipper and is thrilled he can watch the movie. But he can't see so he stretches his neck out to see the screen.
After about 10 minutes the old woman sitting next to the farmer says to him "I have to say you are quite talented, In my experience If you've seen one you've seen them all, but this one is eating my popcorn. What are you doing after the movie"
A man and his chicken...
Once upon a time there was a man, lets call him George. Now George had a pet chicken, and he loved this chicken to death. He did everything with his chicken, he walked with it, he talked with it, he even bathed with it. One day George decided he wanted to go to the movies, and decided he would bring his chicken along with him. So, chicken in hand, he drives to the movie theater. When he gets to the theater he buys two tickets. The employee who sold George his tickets ask "Who is the other ticket for?". George responds "Oh its for my pet chicken here". The employee then tells George that he can't bring a chicken to the movies. So being crafty George walks into the alley next the the movie theater and shoves the chicken down his pants, he then walks back into the theater and takes a seat. About half way through the movie he decides that the chicken could probably use some air so he unzips his fly. Sitting next to George were to woman and one says to the other "Oh my the man next to me just unzipped his fly!". The other responds "So what? You seen one you seen'em all!". And woman number one responds "Yeah but this ones eating my popcorn..."
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park.
He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear.
She had a go on every ride there was.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"