Popcorn Jokes
110 popcorn jokes and hilarious popcorn puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about popcorn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious popcorn jokes! From humorous puns about popcorn chicken to silly jokes about popcorn culture and cartoons, this collection of corny popcorn jokes and puns are perfect for kids, movie buffs, and buttery snack lovers alike. So get out the popcorn and pretzels, and enjoy a good chuckle!
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- Short Popcorn Jokes
- Popcorn One Liners
- Popcorn Movie Jokes
- Popcorn Day Jokes
- Popcorn Corny Jokes
- Popcorn Chicken Jokes
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Funniest Popcorn Short Jokes
Short popcorn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The popcorn humour may include short pops jokes also.
- Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.
- A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar.
- Breaking News: A movie theatre has just been robbed of over two thousand dollars The theives took a large soda and two bags of popcorn
- A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes.
- It's awkward touching hands with a woman in a popcorn bag. Especially if you don't know her and she doesn't know that you're eating her popcorn.
- If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food. I could almost afford a small popcorn.
- Before i die im going to eat a whole bag of un-poped popcorn Hopefully it will make the cremation a bit more interesting
- My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night. They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds.
- I tried sharing a bag of popcorn with a homeless guy recently He told me to screw off and buy my own
- A woman lost a court case... and was fined for bringing her own popcorn, coke and candy to a movie theater. Overall, she still saved a considerable amount of money.
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Popcorn One Liners
Which popcorn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with popcorn? I can suggest the ones about soda pop and popping.
- What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry? Popcorn
- What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?
- Eating popcorn is hella gay.... .....you're just swallowing a busted nut.
- What does a baby corn call his dad? Popcorn.
- What Did the Little corn ask his mama corn? mom wheres Popcorn
- What do you call a unicorn's dad? Popcorn!
- Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
- What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn? Where's popcorn?
- Why did the police officer arrest the popcorn? It was guilty of all salt and buttery.
- I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm.
- What did the baby corn call his dad? Popcorn.
(sorry if that joke was a little corny) - what did the kid-corn say to the mom-corn Wheres the popcorn
- What begins with "p", ends with "orn" and is popular in the movie industry? Popcorn.
- What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
- What did the baby corn say to its mother? Where's popcorn?
Was that too corny for you?
Popcorn Movie Jokes
Here is a list of funny popcorn movie jokes and even better popcorn movie puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Well, I totally got robbed during a night out last night. We're ok. They got $50. All we got was some candy, a bucket of popcorn, and a mediocre movie.
- Did you hear about the movie theater that lost thousands of dollars? The thief made off with a large popcorn and some candy.
- I was at the cinema and this couple were kissing in front of us, not even watching the movie. How wasteful can you be with your money! So I threw my bag of popcorn at them.
- At the movies last night, saw somebody get into an altercation with the guy working the popcorn machine. Dude ended up getting charged for a salt and buttery.
- A woman yelled at me to stop shouting spoilers in the movie theater... She apologized and bought me a popcorn when I told her I had tourrettes that made me shout the word "spoliers"
- Movie Theater Logic Tickets: $5
Slushy: $15
Popcorn: $20 - My wife and I have been budgeting, saving, selling ends and odds. Now we can live our dream. We are going to a movie, buying candy, popcorn and sodas there!
- I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater. It's ok though, it still saved me money.
- What do you call a Catholic boy that salts popcorn at the movies? A Salter Boy
- Movie Theater Logic Could I have a large slushy and a small popcorn?
That will be $45
Makes sense
Popcorn Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny popcorn day jokes and even better popcorn day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- This Valentine's Day, 1 in 3 people will be crying into a bag of popcorn while watching Netflix alone. Not me, though. I can't afford a subscription.
Popcorn Corny Jokes
Here is a list of funny popcorn corny jokes and even better popcorn corny puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did baby corn say to mummy corn? Where's popcorn?
.....Sorry.....I know this joke is corny.....
Popcorn Chicken Jokes
Here is a list of funny popcorn chicken jokes and even better popcorn chicken puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn? The kernel was looking for him.
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Popcorn Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about popcorn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pop rocks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make popcorn pranks.
Fresh Popcorn
A man goes to the cinema with his wife. He takes her to the snack bar and wants to order popcorn. When asked what he wants, he just said, "I want popcorn like my girlfriend".
The cashier said, "Sorry, but we don't have ugly popcorn."
ALEX TREBEK: This accidental discovery in 1928 opened the door to modern antibiotics
**ME:** *(spraying a mouthful of popcorn)* WHAT IS A DOORKNOB?!
The House files articles of impeachment against President Obama
Meanwhile, at the White House, the President says: "Pass the popcorn"
What's the difference between a theatre-snack m**... and a person who watches police s**... scenes?
One likes popcorn, the other likes cop-p**....
Popcorn
What did baby corn asked mummy corn?
Where's popcorn.
One time I took a blonde girl to the movies...
We bought our tickets and waited in line for snacks. I got popcorn; she got M&M's. We got a drink to split.
We sat down during the previews. I started eating my popcorn and she opened her M&M's and dumped them all out in her lap. She carefully separated them all by color, took all the brown ones, and threw them in the trash.
"What was that about?" I asked as she returned to her seat.
She smiled and replied "Oh, I'm allergic to chocolate so I always throw the chocolate flavored ones away."
Which brand of popcorn does Darth Vader buy?
Pop Secret
A psychiatrist is checking on his patients
He enters the room full of his insane patients, he finds them all jumping together and saying "yay we're popcorn!!"
He finds one patient sitting on the ground by himself. "You seem sane." He says to the patient.
The patient replies "No, i sticked to the p**..."
At the movies.
A man takes his seat at the movies. Popcorn in one hand, he is just getting settle when he notices behind him a duck.
He loudly exclaims "there is a duck here!".
The duck replies "so".
"You are a duck, why are you watching this movie?".
"Well, I liked the book".
In your will, be sure to write you want to be cremated.
The night before you die, eat as many popcorn kernels as humanly possible.
A guy was throwing popcorn at the back of my head in the cinema.
I turned around and said, "You and me...when this film finishes...let's sort this out."
He said, "OK then."
And then, when it was over, we cleared away all the popcorn like respectable men.
Old one
Did you hear about the accident at the army base?
A jeep ran over a box of popcorn & killed 2
kernals
Yo girl are you popcorn?
Because I'm trying to butter you up.
I heard there was a humvee c**... at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart.
There were two colonels crushed.
What does popcorn and KFC have in common?
Greasy, old kernals
Who do you call when a popcorn gets murdered?
The pop coroner
I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels right before I die.
My cremations gonna be poppin'!
Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays!
i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.
What did the baby corn say to the daddy corn?
Popcorn!
I took Blondie to the movies
Just as the movie was about to start, she got up to leave.
"Where are you going?" I whispered. "The movie is about to start."
"I have to go outside," she said.
"Why on Earth do you have to go outside right now?"
"The movie man said to silence my cell phone," she pointed at the screen.
"So why do you have to leave?" I asked again, as nicely as I could. "I left it in the car, duh."
"Okay. Go ahead. I'll save you some popcorn."
I got thrown out of the cinema for throwing popcorn at the back of people's heads.
I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter.
My Roomba just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped.
This is how the war between humans and robots begins
A woman was arrested for bringing her own popcorn, candy, and soda to the movie theater.
She was fined and had to pay court fees, but the good news is she still came out a few bucks ahead from if she would have bought the popcorn at the theater.
There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.
A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.
What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?
An alliterated lunch.
I met a man with the last name Popcorn. He said he was in the military...
He was a kernel.
I was on my bed, relaxing and eating popcorn, when I noticed my pillow was missing it's pillowcase.
I started looking for it in the darkness of my room(I still had a little bit of light). I saw a blanket-ish shadow in my peripheral vision. I reached for it, thinking it was the pillowcase. However, after pressing down on it and hearing the loud, crinkly noise of a near-empty bag of popcorn, I soon realized that was...
...not the case.
A clown at the circus gave me some free popcorn.
That was a very kind jester.
What's the difference a bag of popcorn and Japan?
You only have to nuke a bag of popcorn once
How do you get rid of c**...?
You go to the movie theatre and feed them popcorn, when they get up to go get a sip of water you move seats.
What begins with a "P" and and ends with "ORN"?
Obviously it's popcorn. You have such a dirty mind same on you
I've got a great recipe for popcorn stuffed duck.
It's called Quacker Jacks
Someone should really put m**... butter on popcorn and sell it...
they could call it Mari Poppins.
What does Linus Torvalds get when he drops his popcorn?
Kernel panic.
A man once entered an asylum
The patients kept jumping shouting"we are popcorn! we are popcorn!" Except for o**... who was sitting quietly in a corner so the man thought that he is the only sane person here and asked him "why don't you jump,shout like your mates?" The guy replied "please leave me alone i stuck to the cooking p**..."
Why did the old lady name her cat "Popcorn"?
Because she liked to put it in the microwave.
Popcorn is the gayest snack...
Because you're eating busted nuts.
What rank does Corn have in the Vegetable Army?
Colonel!
I just thought of that while eating popcorn, I hope this hasnt been already posted.
The horse joke - translated
From Bosnia (with love)
A horse walks through a corn field and smokes a cigarette. A cigarette falls and lights a field. The corn starts to pop, and the popcorn is now all over the field.
The horse thinks it is snowing and freezes.
What Starts with a 'P' and ends with 'orn'?
Popcorn you sick b**....
A couple is buying popcorn at the concession stand in the cinema...
Vendor: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?
Guy looks lovingly at his girlfriend and says: I want my popcorn like my girlfriend
Vendor: Dude, we don't sell ugly popcorn
What did baby corn said to momma corn?
Where is popcorn?
My wife was inhaling popcorn and nearly choked to death on an un-popped kernel.
I almost had to call the popcoroner.
(Real life: my wife really was eating popcorn with no breathing in between and I said maybe slow down so you don't choke on that. I don't want to have to call the pop coroner , and she abruptly started laughing and, I swear, choked on some (non-fatal). So I decided to present my ad-lib here, as a joke. At least I (and you) can be sure it's no repost!)
What starts with F and end in uck?
*Firetruck
What starts with p and ends with "orn"?
*popcorn!
I finally realized why many apartments have weird popcorn ceiling
I couldn't understand why every apartment I've lived in had those ugly pebbly popcorn ceilings. It was baffling.
But then later I learned it was a way to muffle sounds coming from your upstairs and downstairs neighbors. It was baffling!
I called AMC customer service to ask if I could use popcorn vouchers to cover a margin call.
The short answer is no.
A friend just got an intellectual property lawsuit filed against him.
He told a «your mother» joke to someone, and the target of it claimed he'd come up with that joke first, and demanded compensation.
I have no idea which way it'll swing, but I'm gonna bring popcorn to the trial where a judge decided whether someone's mother is fair use or public domain…
What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?
Colonel
A crime at the movie theater
A police detective walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Just got done investigating a burglary at the local movie theater," the detective tells the bartender. "They lost almost $10,000." "That's horrible," the bartender says. "Did they get the cash register?" "No," the detective replies. "Just three jumbo tubs of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hot dog."
I asked my son why he put popcorn in the freezer.
He told me he wanted a pop-sicle.
