The Best 58 Popcorn Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Popcorn jokes. There are some popcorn fries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these popcorn movie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Popcorn Jokes and Puns

ALEX TREBEK: This accidental discovery in 1928 opened the door to modern antibiotics

**ME:** *(spraying a mouthful of popcorn)* WHAT IS A DOORKNOB?!

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately.

My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night.

They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds.

Popcorn joke, My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night.

I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause

it's cheaper than a smoke alarm.

A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day...

...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar.


What's the difference between a theatre-snack muncher and a person who watches police sex scenes?

One likes popcorn, the other likes cop-porn.

One time I took a blonde girl to the movies...

We bought our tickets and waited in line for snacks. I got popcorn; she got M&M's. We got a drink to split.

We sat down during the previews. I started eating my popcorn and she opened her M&M's and dumped them all out in her lap. She carefully separated them all by color, took all the brown ones, and threw them in the trash.

"What was that about?" I asked as she returned to her seat.

She smiled and replied "Oh, I'm allergic to chocolate so I always throw the chocolate flavored ones away."

Popcorn joke, One time I took a blonde girl to the movies...

A psychiatrist is checking on his patients

He enters the room full of his insane patients, he finds them all jumping together and saying "yay we're popcorn!!"

He finds one patient sitting on the ground by himself. "You seem sane." He says to the patient.

The patient replies "No, i sticked to the pot"

At the movies.

A man takes his seat at the movies. Popcorn in one hand, he is just getting settle when he notices behind him a duck.

He loudly exclaims "there is a duck here!".

The duck replies "so".

"You are a duck, why are you watching this movie?".

"Well, I liked the book".

In your will, be sure to write you want to be cremated.

The night before you die, eat as many popcorn kernels as humanly possible.

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn?

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A guy was throwing popcorn at the back of my head in the cinema.

I turned around and said, "You and me...when this film finishes...let's sort this out."

He said, "OK then."

And then, when it was over, we cleared away all the popcorn like respectable men.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

Breaking News: A movie theatre has just been robbed of over two thousand dollars

The theives took a large soda and two bags of popcorn

I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels right before I die.

My cremations gonna be poppin'!

Popcorn joke, I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels right before I die.

Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays!

i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.

What did the baby corn say to its mother?

Where's popcorn?

Was that too corny for you?

What did the baby corn say to the daddy corn?

Popcorn!


Well, I totally got robbed during a night out last night.

We're ok. They got $50. All we got was some candy, a bucket of popcorn, and a mediocre movie.

I took Blondie to the movies

Just as the movie was about to start, she got up to leave.
"Where are you going?" I whispered. "The movie is about to start."
"I have to go outside," she said.
"Why on Earth do you have to go outside right now?"
"The movie man said to silence my cell phone," she pointed at the screen.
"So why do you have to leave?" I asked again, as nicely as I could. "I left it in the car, duh."
"Okay. Go ahead. I'll save you some popcorn."

I tried sharing a bag of popcorn with a homeless guy recently

He told me to screw off and buy my own

I got thrown out of the cinema for throwing popcorn at the back of people's heads.

I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter.

It's awkward touching hands with a woman in a popcorn bag.

Especially if you don't know her and she doesn't know that you're eating her popcorn.

What did baby corn say to mummy corn?

Where's popcorn?

.....Sorry.....I know this joke is corny.....

A woman was arrested for bringing her own popcorn, candy, and soda to the movie theater.

She was fined and had to pay court fees, but the good news is she still came out a few bucks ahead from if she would have bought the popcorn at the theater.

What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry?

Popcorn

There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.

A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

Eating popcorn is hella gay....

.....you're just swallowing a busted nut.

A woman lost a court case...

and was fined for bringing her own popcorn, coke and candy to a movie theater. Overall, she still saved a considerable amount of money.

Did you hear about the movie theater that lost thousands of dollars?

The thief made off with a large popcorn and some candy.

I met a man with the last name Popcorn. He said he was in the military...

He was a kernel.

I was on my bed, relaxing and eating popcorn, when I noticed my pillow was missing it's pillowcase.

I started looking for it in the darkness of my room(I still had a little bit of light). I saw a blanket-ish shadow in my peripheral vision. I reached for it, thinking it was the pillowcase. However, after pressing down on it and hearing the loud, crinkly noise of a near-empty bag of popcorn, I soon realized that was...

...not the case.

Why did the police officer arrest the popcorn?

It was guilty of all salt and buttery.

Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars.

The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.

what did the kid-corn say to the mom-corn

Wheres the popcorn

Someone should really put marijuana butter on popcorn and sell it...

they could call it Mari Poppins.

Before i die im going to eat a whole bag of un-poped popcorn

Hopefully it will make the cremation a bit more interesting

This Valentine's Day, 1 in 3 people will be crying into a bag of popcorn while watching Netflix alone.

Not me, though. I can't afford a subscription.

What does Linus Torvalds get when he drops his popcorn?

Kernel panic.

A man once entered an asylum

The patients kept jumping shouting"we are popcorn! we are popcorn!" Except for one guy who was sitting quietly in a corner so the man thought that he is the only sane person here and asked him "why don't you jump,shout like your mates?" The guy replied "please leave me alone i stuck to the cooking pot"

Why did the old lady name her cat "Popcorn"?

Because she liked to put it in the microwave.

What rank does Corn have in the Vegetable Army?

Colonel!

I just thought of that while eating popcorn, I hope this hasnt been already posted.

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless

The horse joke - translated

From Bosnia (with love)

A horse walks through a corn field and smokes a cigarette. A cigarette falls and lights a field. The corn starts to pop, and the popcorn is now all over the field.
The horse thinks it is snowing and freezes.

What does a baby corn call his dad?

Popcorn.

A couple is buying popcorn at the concession stand in the cinema...

Vendor: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?

Guy looks lovingly at his girlfriend and says: I want my popcorn like my girlfriend

Vendor: Dude, we don't sell ugly popcorn

What begins with "p", ends with "orn" and is popular in the movie industry?

Popcorn.

What did baby corn said to momma corn?

Where is popcorn?

My wife was inhaling popcorn and nearly choked to death on an un-popped kernel.

I almost had to call the popcoroner.

(Real life: my wife really was eating popcorn with no breathing in between and I said maybe slow down so you don't choke on that. I don't want to have to call the pop coroner , and she abruptly started laughing and, I swear, choked on some (non-fatal). So I decided to present my ad-lib here, as a joke. At least I (and you) can be sure it's no repost!)

What starts with F and end in uck?

*Firetruck

What starts with p and ends with "orn"?




*popcorn!

What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?

Where's popcorn?

What Did the Little corn ask his mama corn?

mom wheres Popcorn

I finally realized why many apartments have weird popcorn ceiling

I couldn't understand why every apartment I've lived in had those ugly pebbly popcorn ceilings. It was baffling.

But then later I learned it was a way to muffle sounds coming from your upstairs and downstairs neighbors. It was baffling!

I called AMC customer service to ask if I could use popcorn vouchers to cover a margin call.

The short answer is no.

If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food.

I could almost afford a small popcorn.

A friend just got an intellectual property lawsuit filed against him.

He told a Β«your motherΒ» joke to someone, and the target of it claimed he'd come up with that joke first, and demanded compensation.

I have no idea which way it'll swing, but I'm gonna bring popcorn to the trial where a judge decided whether someone's mother is fair use or public domain…

What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?

Colonel

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