Popcorn Day Jokes
4 popcorn day jokes and hilarious popcorn day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about popcorn day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready to hear some of the funniest popcorn jokes?. Popcorn jokes are the perfect way to get your family and friends laughing. They are short, so you can tell them whenever you have a few spare minutes. Everyone can get in on the fun, from kids to adults. So get ready for a good time: here are the best popcorn jokes!
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Popcorn Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good popcorn day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day...
...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar.
Friend: Did you hear about the robbery at the movie theatre the other day?
Me: No, what?
Friend: Yeah, apparently they stole more than $1000 worth of stuff
Me: Oh my god, what stuff?
Friend: 5 cokes and 10 popcorns
This Valentine's Day, 1 in 3 people will be crying into a bag of popcorn while watching Netflix alone.
Not me, though. I can't afford a subscription.
A man and his chicken...
Once upon a time there was a man, lets call him George. Now George had a pet chicken, and he loved this chicken to death. He did everything with his chicken, he walked with it, he talked with it, he even bathed with it. One day George decided he wanted to go to the movies, and decided he would bring his chicken along with him. So, chicken in hand, he drives to the movie theater. When he gets to the theater he buys two tickets. The employee who sold George his tickets ask "Who is the other ticket for?". George responds "Oh its for my pet chicken here". The employee then tells George that he can't bring a chicken to the movies. So being crafty George walks into the alley next the the movie theater and shoves the chicken down his pants, he then walks back into the theater and takes a seat. About half way through the movie he decides that the chicken could probably use some air so he unzips his fly. Sitting next to George were to woman and one says to the other "Oh my the man next to me just unzipped his fly!". The other responds "So what? You seen one you seen'em all!". And woman number one responds "Yeah but this ones eating my popcorn..."
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