Pop Up Jokes
33 pop up jokes and hilarious pop up puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pop up that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pop Up Short Jokes
Short pop up jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pop up humour may include short popup jokes also.
- A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
- Just been challenged to a water fight by next door brat kids... Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.
- What's between an introvert and an extrovert? A wall.
(I know it wasn't funny, but it popped into my mind, and I thought it was decent enough) - Some friends wanted to get married at the public library, but they couldn't... Because it was booked.
\-My pop - The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
- I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes... It's my screen savior...
- A weasel walks into a bar The bartender exclaims Well I'll be! We've never have a weasel in here before. Whatever you'd like, you may have. What'll it be?
Pop, goes the weasel. - Someone asked me who my favorite vampire is in pop culture... I said, "The one from Sesame Street."
They said, "He doesn't count!"
"I assure you," I said, "He does." - Do you remember when people didn't have to make pop culture references to make a joke? Pepperidge farm remembers.
- I wrote Will you marry me? on a balloon to propose to my girlfriend. Then I chickened out at the last moment, and had to pop the question.
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Pop Up One Liners
Which pop up one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pop up? I can suggest the ones about popping and popped.
- I saw a homeless man living in a tire today, so I popped it Now he lives in a flat
- A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?" "K, pop."
- My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music. I told him, "K pop"
- Why do cops have really clear skin? They're great at popping black heads.
- Necrophilia is a lot like having a beer... there's nothing like popping open a cold one!
- Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
- My balloon elephant wouldn't fit in the back seat of my car so... I had to pop the trunk.
- What did the baby corn ask the mama corn? Where's pop corn?
- what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music
- What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop
- I think it's sexist that there are pop tarts but no mom tarts. I blame the pastry-archy.
- What music are balloons most afraid of? Pop.
- What's the best way to check Reddit's knowledge of dad jokes? A Pop quiz
- What did the pop can become when it finished high school? A graduated cylinder.
- We had a pop quiz in culinary school today. It was a piece of cake.
Comical Pop Up Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about pop up you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pops jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pop up pranks.
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man.
They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu."
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes, "Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two."
National Poetry Contest - Timbuktu
For the record, this is not my joke. I heard somebody tell it then found it online.
" The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a r**... from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination---Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the r**... top that, they thought. The r**... calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three w**... in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The r**... won hands down!
Stephen Hawking d**... joke
Why did Steven hawking never get a b**...?
Cause google blocked his pop up !
Poetry contest
A r**... and a Harvard graduate are in a poetry contest where they have to come up with a poem that has the word Timbuktu in it. The Harvard graduate goes first.
Amongst the desert sands
Away ride the caravans
Camels leaving, two by two
Destination: Timbuktu
The audience applauds, thinking that the r**... does not have a chance. Then the r**... goes.
Me and Tim a'huntin' went,
Found some w**... in a pop up tent.
They was three and we was two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu!
I've been getting some odd pop up ads recently:
Hot older men in your area want to know if you've been messing with the thermostat
Will the ex pop up again?
A gal walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What have you been up to today?" the bartender asks. "Funny you should ask. My horoscope said that my ex would pop up today," the gal says. "I've been down at the river all day, and luckily, no sign of him so far."
I recently visited a website with tips for losing weight
And a pop up asked me if I accepted cookies. Is that a trick question?
Winner of the National Championship for Poems - Category: "Timbuktu"
Tim and I off hunting went.
Found three girls in a pop up tent.
They were three and we were two.
So I bucked one and,
Tim bucked two.
What's does America and programming have in common?
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
I got a pop up ad for a locally owned Sean Connery roofing supply company
It said, shingles in your area .
This election was supposed to be about vaginas.
But once again, a w**... has to pop up and screw the plan.
I'm disappointed by these wrapping ministries that pop up around this time of year.
Not a single one of them involves a dope beat and a mic to blaze.
Poetry contest
At a poetry contest where the contestants are given one word they must create a poem from, there was competition between a well regarded poet and a r**.... The word given to them was Timbuktu and the poet was to go first.
Almost immediately the poet starts speaking..
Slowly across the desert sands, treks a lonely caravan, men on camels, two by two, there destination, Timbuktu.
No one thought the r**... could even compete but nonetheless he immediately stands and says,
Me and Tim a huntin' went, met three w**... in a pop up tent, they was three and we was two so I buck one and Tim buck two
A Poem about Timbuktu
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man.
They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu."
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes, "Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two."
NCAA poetry contest was last night.
It got down to two finalists. A rich law student from Duke and r**... from Texas A&M. For the final round the contestants got five minutes to come up with a four line poem that uses the word "Timbuktu." After about a minute and a half the rich fella from Duke stands up and says:
Out upon the dusty sand
Traveled the roaming caravan
Camel and man traveling two by two
Destination Timbuktu
The crowd went wild. Everyone was wondering if the r**... would be able to top that. About 30 seconds before his time ran out the r**... hit the clock, eased up out of his seat, and said:
Tim and me a-hunting went
came upon three w**... in a pop up tent
They were three and we but two
So I buck one and Tim buck two
...The r**... won.
Namesake joke...
Two people were left standing at the national poetry contest, the Harvard grad and the highschool drop out.
The regulators gave the rules for the final round, "a word will be given and each contestant will be given 5 minutes to develop a poem using the word". The word was selected and the Harvard grad was drawn to go first, the word Timbuktu....
Harvard steps to the mic, clears his t**... and begins:
"Across the bleak and dreary sand
Trekked a meek and weary band
Men on camel two by two
Deatination Timbuktu"
The croud applauds the obvious skill of the Harvard man.
Then the high school drop out approaches the microphone. He snorts, gravels his t**..., and proceeds to spit onto the floor off the stage. The words that follow:
"Me and Tim and huntin went
Found three w**... in a pop up tent
They was many and we was few
So I bucked one and Tim bucked two."
The drop out won hands down.
Poetry Competition
The two finalists at the annual poetry competition were an Ivy League college graduate and a r**.... The final stage of the competition was to write a rhyming poem using the word *Timbuktu.* The college graduate stands up to the microphone and starts.
>A desert caravan astray beneath a dusk deep blue
>On a path unknown the camels walk two by two
>Men search the stars for a bearing true
>Destination Timbuktu
The crowd erupted with applause then settled back into their seats. The r**... approaches the microphone, clears his t**... and begins to speak.
>Me n' Tim a huntin' went
>Met three w**... in a pop up tent
>They was three and we was two
>So I buck'd one and Tim-buck'd-two
Two Mexican Brothers
So two brothers, Ramon and Emelio, escape from a prison deep in the Mexican desert. They run for days and days through the hot and and the heat begins to take its toll. They are getting hungrier and thirstier and, all in all, more and more exhausted.
Suddenly, Ramon collapses. He looks up, reaching out his hand.
"Emelio, look!"
Emelio looks, he sees nothing.
"Ramon, what's wrong? What is it?"
"Look at that tree, Emelio! Bacon sprouts from its branches! We are saved!"
"Ramon, it's just a mirage, there's nothing there!"
Ramon summons up all his strength and runs for the tree, Emelio still protesting that it's nothing but a mirage.
Five prison guards pop up from the sand and fire on Ramon, knocking him to the ground, fatally wounded.
Emelio runs to his brother's side.
"Jesus, Ramon, are you okay?"
"Emelio...it wasn't a bacon tree...it was a hambush"
