Pop Tarts Jokes
19 pop tarts jokes and hilarious pop tarts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pop tarts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pop Tarts Short Jokes
Short pop tarts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pop tarts humour may include short pop tart jokes also.
- If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done
- Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece! - I like to e**... pop tarts raw They taste better when they're still a little pink in the middle
- What do you call a v**..., immature president with ties to a foreign power? A popped-up tart.
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Pop Tarts One Liners
Which pop tarts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pop tarts? I can suggest the ones about tarts and pops.
- I think it's sexist that there are pop tarts but no mom tarts. I blame the pastry-archy.
- Why are there pop tarts, but no mom tarts? Because of the pastiarchy
- What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common? They both make pop tarts.
- How did John Lennon like his Pop-Tarts? Strawberry Filled Forever
- What is Pi squared? Pop-tart.
- What do you call a h**... who uses Pepsi for lubrication? A Pop-tart.
Pop Tarts Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pop tarts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pastry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pop tarts pranks.
Breakfast
Since we're all dad's here (our women and non-reproducing friends included) I'm hoping you can help me with some kid advice. You see my kids are always arguing they want sugary breakfasts. Froot-Loops and Pop Tarts or what have you.
How can I get them to eat something healthy?
My kids are imporridgable
John, who lost his leg because of the war.
John was sitting on a bench eating a poptart, with one of his arms on the inside of his shirt instead of through his sleeve. One of his friends came up and said, "Oh man, a pop tart?! That looks delicious! Where'd you get it!" John responded, "At the store down the street, but be careful, in this economy it'll cost you an arm and a leg."
Remembering a great icon.
Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The f**... was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.