Pop Star Jokes
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Funniest Pop Star Short Jokes
Short pop star jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pop star humour may include short pop singer jokes also.
- Me and the wife went to an 80's themed fancy dress party last week. She didn't want me to go as a pop star... ...but i was adamant
- What do you get when you cross an 80's pop star and a cheap floor covering? Vinyl Ritchie.
- What's the difference between a pop star and a shooting star? One's a skinny kid the other is a little meteor.
- My girlfriend and I went to an 80s themed party. She didn't want me to go as a pop star but I wasn't having it... I was adamant
- I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers
- Why did the pop star die of hypothermia? Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
- Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars. - Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key! - What did one Pop star say to the other? Sia , Later!
- What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor? David Buoy
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Pop Star One Liners
Which pop star one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pop star? I can suggest the ones about movie star and pop music.
- I got mugged in a dark alley by K-pop stars Now I have BTSD
- Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star.
- What's a computer's favorite pop star? A Dell
- PSA: Kids don't buy drugs If you become a pop star they give them out for free
- What did the pop star say when she learned she owed back taxes? Lorde.
- A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seancé
- Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars
- Taylor Swift's Ex could be the next big pop star Because it could be anyone.
- What do you call an 80s pop star who castrates any man she meets? Cyndi Lopper.
- What pop star do Moldovans dislike the most? Lady Gagauzia
- What do you call a communist pop star? John Lenin.
- Which pop star lives in the woods? Feral Williams.
- Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby? Paula Ab-doula
- What do you call a pop star who can detect ionising radiation?
Lady Geiger - I like my pop stars like I like my pickles. Fried Spears.
Amusing Pop Star Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about pop star you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rock star jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pop star pranks.
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What pop star has huge n**...?
a**... Grande
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Bubba and Jeff are walking through the brush
Bubba and Jeff are taking a walk through the brush sipping their Lone Stars. Jeff says "Hey Bubba, I got a take a leak", and he does. A rattlesnake pops up and bites Jeff on his member .... OUCH!
Jeff is rolling on the ground, and Bubba in a panic calls 911.
"911 What is your emergency?"
"My friend, He got bit by a rattlesnake, what do I do?"
"Stay calm sir .... It's necessary for you to s**... on the wound to draw the poison out"
"What if I can't do that?:" asks Bubba
"Then your friend will die."
"BUBBA", moans Jeff, "what are they telling you on the phone?"
"Jeff", says Bubba, "you're going to die"
What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?
Avril Labean
What do you call a radioactive pop star from the 70's that just married into royalty?
Cher Noble
What's a lannister's favorite pop star?
Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar
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Poetry Competition
The two finalists at the annual poetry competition were an Ivy League college graduate and a r**.... The final stage of the competition was to write a rhyming poem using the word *Timbuktu.* The college graduate stands up to the microphone and starts.
>A desert caravan astray beneath a dusk deep blue
>On a path unknown the camels walk two by two
>Men search the stars for a bearing true
>Destination Timbuktu
The crowd erupted with applause then settled back into their seats. The r**... approaches the microphone, clears his t**... and begins to speak.
>Me n' Tim a huntin' went
>Met three w**... in a pop up tent
>They was three and we was two
>So I buck'd one and Tim-buck'd-two
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
