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48 pop star jokes and hilarious pop star puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pop star that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Pop Star Short Jokes

Short pop star jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pop star humour may include short pop singer jokes also.

  1. Me and the wife went to an 80's themed fancy dress party last week. She didn't want me to go as a pop star... ...but i was adamant
  2. What do you get when you cross an 80's pop star and a cheap floor covering? Vinyl Ritchie.
  3. I was arguing with a guy in the pub who claimed he was an 80's pop star… I didn't believe him, but he was Adamant.
  4. What's the difference between a pop star and a shooting star? One's a skinny kid the other is a little meteor.
  5. Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
    A. He sang until he found the right key!
  6. My girlfriend and I went to an 80s themed party. She didn't want me to go as a pop star but I wasn't having it... I was adamant
  7. I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers
  8. Why did the pop star die of hypothermia? Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
  9. Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
    A. He sang until he found the right key!
  10. Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
    A: The American flag actually has stars.

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Pop Star One Liners

Which pop star one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pop star? I can suggest the ones about movie star and pop music.

  1. I got mugged in a dark alley by K-pop stars Now I have BTSD
  2. Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star.
  3. What's a computer's favorite pop star? A Dell
  4. What did the windmill say to the pop star? I'm a huge fan
  5. PSA: Kids don't buy drugs If you become a pop star they give them out for free
  6. What did the pop star say when she learned she owed back taxes? Lorde.
  7. A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seancé
  8. Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars
  9. Taylor Swift's Ex could be the next big pop star Because it could be anyone.
  10. What do you call an 80s pop star who castrates any man she meets? Cyndi Lopper.
  11. What pop star do Moldovans dislike the most? Lady Gagauzia
  12. What do you call a communist pop star? John Lenin.
  13. Which pop star lives in the woods? Feral Williams.
  14. Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby? Paula Ab-doula
  15. What do you call a pop star who can detect ionising radiation?
    Lady Geiger

Amusing Pop Star Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about pop star you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rock star jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pop star pranks.

What pop star has huge n**...?

a**... Grande

What pop star has the biggest n**...?

a**... Grande

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

I like my pop stars like I like my pickles.

Fried Spears.

Bubba and Jeff are walking through the brush

Bubba and Jeff are taking a walk through the brush sipping their Lone Stars. Jeff says "Hey Bubba, I got a take a leak", and he does. A rattlesnake pops up and bites Jeff on his member .... OUCH!
Jeff is rolling on the ground, and Bubba in a panic calls 911.
"911 What is your emergency?"
"My friend, He got bit by a rattlesnake, what do I do?"
"Stay calm sir .... It's necessary for you to s**... on the wound to draw the poison out"
"What if I can't do that?:" asks Bubba
"Then your friend will die."
"BUBBA", moans Jeff, "what are they telling you on the phone?"
"Jeff", says Bubba, "you're going to die"

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

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