Pop Jokes
174 pop jokes and hilarious pop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for a good laugh, then look no further! This article contains hilarious pop-related jokes from soda pop to cake pop to ring pop, and more! With jokes about everyone from Wham! to the beloved singer of soda pop, you'll be sure to have a good time!
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- Short Pop Jokes
- Pop One Liners
- Pop Up Jokes
- Pop Music Jokes
- Pop Star Jokes
- Soda Pop Jokes
- Ice Pop Jokes
- More Pop Jokes
Funniest Pop Short Jokes
Short pop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pop humour may include short wham jokes also.
- A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
- Just been challenged to a water fight by next door brat kids... Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.
- What's between an introvert and an extrovert? A wall.
(I know it wasn't funny, but it popped into my mind, and I thought it was decent enough) - Some friends wanted to get married at the public library, but they couldn't... Because it was booked.
\-My Pops - The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
- I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes... It's my screen savior...
- A weasel walks into a bar The bartender exclaims Well I'll be! We've never have a weasel in here before. Whatever you'd like, you may have. What'll it be?
Pop, goes the weasel. - Someone asked me who my favorite vampire is in pop culture... I said, "The one from Sesame Street."
They said, "He doesn't count!"
"I assure you," I said, "He does." - Do you remember when people didn't have to make pop culture references to make a joke? Pepperidge farm remembers.
- I wrote Will you marry me? on a balloon to propose to my girlfriend. Then I chickened out at the last moment, and had to pop the question.
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Pop One Liners
Which pop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pop? I can suggest the ones about singer and soda.
- I saw a homeless man living in a tire today, so I popped it Now he lives in a flat
- A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?" "K, pop."
- My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music. I told him, "K pop"
- Why do cops have really clear skin? They're great at popping black heads.
- Necrophilia is a lot like having a beer... there's nothing like popping open a cold one!
- Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
- My balloon elephant wouldn't fit in the back seat of my car so... I had to pop the trunk.
- What did the baby corn ask the mama corn? Where's pop corn?
- what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music
- What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop
- I think it's sexist that there are pop tarts but no mom tarts. I blame the pastry-archy.
- What music are balloons most afraid of? Pop.
- What's the best way to check Reddit's knowledge of dad jokes? A Pop quiz
- What did the pop can become when it finished high school? A graduated cylinder.
- We had a pop quiz in culinary school today. It was a piece of cake.
Pop Up Jokes
Here is a list of funny pop up jokes and even better pop up puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers.
- A Weasel Walks into a Bar The bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by! What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel. - Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.'
Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.' - Why was the man who crushed recycled pop cans for a living sad with his life? Because his job was soda pressing.
- A fox, a wolf and a weasel all go to a restaurant. The waitress comes over and asks what they want to drink.
"Water" says the Fox,
"Coffee" growls the Wolf,
And "Pop!" Goes the Weasel! - Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.
- A weasel walks into a bar... The bartender says: "Wow! In all my years of tending bar, I have never served a weasel before! What can I get you?
"Pop," goes the weasel. - There really should be a subgenre of hip-hop called Bubble Rap It would probably sound a lot like pop.
- I went to a website about causes of obesity. A window popped up that said 'accept all cookies'. It all made sense.
- A weasel walks into a bar The bartender says We don't see too many of your kind in here. What'll you have?
Pop. Goes the weasel.
Pop Music Jokes
Here is a list of funny pop music jokes and even better pop music puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The doctor said to me, Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80's pop music! I gasped, Yikes! What's The Cure?! He yowled, Oh my God! It's worse than I thought!
- What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
- The pop music industry is very eco-friendly They keep recycling the same four chords.
- What kind of music do balloons hate the most? Pop music.
- North Korea has declared a 'cultural war' on K-pop coming in from the South. They decided the best way to counter this would be to creat their own genre of music. They have named it K-Boom.
- What genre of music is a balloons least favorite? Pop
- What kind of music is bad for balloons? Pop.
- What genre of music sounds scary to a balloon? Pop music.
- Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul.
- What music does a balloon really hate? Pop
Pop Star Jokes
Here is a list of funny pop star jokes and even better pop star puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Me and the wife went to an 80's themed fancy dress party last week. She didn't want me to go as a pop star... ...but i was adamant
- I got mugged in a dark alley by K-pop stars Now I have BTSD
- What do you get when you cross an 80's pop star and a cheap floor covering? Vinyl Ritchie.
- I was arguing with a guy in the pub who claimed he was an 80's pop star… I didn't believe him, but he was Adamant.
- Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star.
- What's a computer's favorite pop star? A Dell
- What's the difference between a pop star and a shooting star? One's a skinny kid the other is a little meteor.
- What did the windmill say to the pop star? I'm a huge fan
- PSA: Kids don't buy drugs If you become a pop star they give them out for free
- Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!
Soda Pop Jokes
Here is a list of funny soda pop jokes and even better soda pop puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A soda company printed Michael Jackson on all of their cans He really is the king of pop
- Why is crushing pop cans taxing on one's mental health? Because it's soda pressing.
- I quit my job crushing pop cans today. It was just soda pressing.
- You may think I'm paranoid But I think diet soda is just another form of pop elation control.
- People who make soda jokes. People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.
- Why was the balloon scared of having a soda? He didn't want to pop.
- I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.
- I was crushing old pop cans when one squirted old soda on me. It was soda pressing.
- Crushing pop cans is... Soda pressing
- I see you're crushing pop cans... ...That must be soda pressing
Ice Pop Jokes
Here is a list of funny ice pop jokes and even better ice pop puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Pop pop popsicles, ice ice icicles, test test... Testing 123
Uplifting Pop Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about pop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cherry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pop pranks.
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An underage weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. I can't serve underage weasels."
The weasel says, "That's fine. I don't need something alcoholic. What else do you have?"
The bartender says "Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car...
Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a
car...
... And they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, a**...!" shouts Schroedinger.
The cop moves to arrest them.
Ohm resists.
What's red and d**... dangles from the ceiling?
This was my grandfathers all time favorite joke.
Pop Pop: What's red and d**... dangles from the ceiling?
Me: I don't know...
Pop Pop: A Red d**... dangle of course!
Pop Pop: What's green and d**... dangles from the ceiling?
Me: A green d**... dangle!
Pop Pop: No they only come in Red.
Me: :|
My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping
He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different musical genres.
In spring he uses the jazz tent, in summer he uses the pop tent, in autumn he uses the classical tent….
But now is the winter of our disco tent.
A young man was about to propose marriage to his girlfriend...
Naturally, he was really nervous and couldn't think of how to pop the question. One day they were sitting on the couch and suddenly he just blurted out, I think we should get married!
Wait, his girlfriend said, taken aback, are you serious?
I think I am, he said.
You're proposing to me here on the couch? she asked.
Yes, I guess I am, he said.
That's not much of a proposal, the girlfriend said. I think you can do better.
I thought so, too, the young man said. But your sister already said no.
My buddy signed up for one of those, "learn to be a plumber in 6 weeks" courses you see on TV and his final exam was at 9am today...
He showed up at 3pm, looked at the test paper and said, "Looks like I'm gonna need a pen for this job. I'll have to pop round to my suppliers for one. Be right back."
Graduated top of his class...
Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really s**... at Guac-a-mole.
A joke told by an old man.
I was speaking to an old man at the grocery store yesterday when he told me something interesting about the olden days of america.
Old man: Son, back in the day my mother could give me a dollar and I could run to the store and get myself a candy bar and a soda pop, and still have money left over to buy the milk my mom asked me to get.
Me: s**... you can not do that today!
Oldman: Yeah, I know son! Now a days, there is just way to much security . . .
Who are the most h**...-e**... pop group at Hogwarts?
Wand e**....
A weasel walks into a bar...
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender is stunned.
Wow I've never seen a weasel in my bar before! exclaims the bartender. What kind of alcohol would you like?
The weasel looks over the menu and shakes his head.
The bartender says, Okay no booze. Is there anything I can get for you? It's on the house!
Pop. goes the weasel.
There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car...
The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?"
The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."
The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"
The other one answered," No, people will think we're too s**... to use the coat hanger."
The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
A policeman walks by a street vendor
Policeman: What are you selling?
Vendor: Apple seeds... $5 a pop!
Policeman: What???Why would anyone want to eat apple seed?
Vendor: They make you smarter!
Policeman: OK, give me one (swallows it)... wait a minute? For $5 I could have bought a pound of apples and got myself at least 20 seeds!
Vendor: See!!! You're smarter already!
Policeman: WOW, you're right... Give me two more, quick!
Dough Boy
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
The f**... was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
Two Cops were waiting outside of a bar at closing time......
.....waiting to pop drunk drivers.
A man comes out of the bar, and he is obviously in rough shape. He is weaving all over the place, and almost falls when he trips on a curb. He fumbles with his car keys for almost two minutes, dropping them several times before he finally unlocks his car. He gets in, starts the car, and drives off.
Needless to say, the cops follow him: for several miles. The man's driving was flawless, perfect and in accordance with all traffic laws.
Finally, they decide to pull him over anyway. They turn on their lights. He pulls over instantly. They ask him to step out of the car; he calmly complies. They check his license; it is valid, and clean. They give him several field sobriety tests, each harder than the last. He passes all with flying colors.
The two cops look at each other, then the man, and ask "Sir, you aren't drunk, are you?"
"No, I'm not," says the man.
"Then why were you acting drunk when you left the bar?"
"I'm tonight's DD."
"Designated Driver?"
"No, I'm the Designated Decoy. All of my drunk friends drove off the other way."
Two genies in a deserted house..
A guy gets lost in a desert and stumbles upon a house s**... bang in the middle of the desert. After ascertaining that it wasn't a mirage, he enters the house and sees three doors and a lamp at the entrance of the house.
He rubs it and out pop two genies, who are very grateful and decide to grant the man three wishes.
"Before you open each of these doors, wish for what you want most and then open the door."
So he goes upto the first door, closes his eyes for a moment and then enters the room to find all kinds of riches.
He follows the same process and enters the second room and is greeted by the most beautiful women in the world all eager to please him in every possible way.
When he finally makes his third wish and enters the third room, a noose appears from the ceiling and within minutes, the man is dead.
As the two genies leave the house and traverse the desert, one of them turns to the other and says sadly, "I just don't understand. He didn't look suicidal. What was his third wish?"
To which the other genie replies, "Yeah I have no idea why he wished to be hung like a black man."
Obligatory addition: *And then the other genie fainted.*
A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn
A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland.
When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. Oh, and by the way, I converted to Christianity."
"Oh, my," said the father. What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his old friend Jacob what to do.
Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the rabbi.
The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people?
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do.
Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.
The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel...
A boy was born without a body
A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.
So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him the pub for his first pint. He takes a sip and BOOM - his body pops out. "Take another sip!" everyone shouts, then BOOM - his arms pop out. "Another!" everyone chants, so he takes another sip and his legs pop out.
The boy is really happy and he runs outside in excitement and he'**... by an oncoming truck and killed instantly.
"What a shame" his dad said.
"He should have quit while he was ahead"
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are in a car ...
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over.
Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am!" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35."
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "You have a dead cat back here!"
"We do now, a**...!" shouts Schrodinger.
Bubble wrap
I work in the props department for a stage show company. Yesterday my boss asked me to fetch a 30-yard roll of bubble wrap from the store room. I brought it to her but her hands were full so she told me to just pop it in the corner. Took me an hour.
Dad there is something my boyfriend told me, that I didn't understand. He said that "I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his d**..., I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."
My wife was inhaling popcorn and nearly choked to death on an un-popped kernel.
I almost had to call the popcoroner.
(Real life: my wife really was eating popcorn with no breathing in between and I said maybe slow down so you don't choke on that. I don't want to have to call the pop coroner , and she abruptly started laughing and, I swear, choked on some (non-fatal). So I decided to present my ad-lib here, as a joke. At least I (and you) can be sure it's no repost!)
Four high school kids who carpooled together decided to skip school and spend the day fishing.
The next day they told the teacher that they had had a flat tire, and couldn't make it to class.
Much to their relief, she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a pop quiz yesterday, so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.
Once they were seated and ready, she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender exclaims, Wow, I've never seen a weasel before! What can I get you?
Pop, goes the weasel.
Its unfortunate that Avicii died but
At least Mike Posner can pop pills in ibiza and not have to worry about impressing anyone.
A bubble floats into a bar . . .
The bartender asks, "What do you want?"
The bubble says, "Pop."
Poetry contest
A r**... and a Harvard graduate are in a poetry contest where they have to come up with a poem that has the word Timbuktu in it. The Harvard graduate goes first.
Amongst the desert sands
Away ride the caravans
Camels leaving, two by two
Destination: Timbuktu
The audience applauds, thinking that the r**... does not have a chance. Then the r**... goes.
Me and Tim a'huntin' went,
Found some w**... in a pop up tent.
They was three and we was two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu!
Man finds a lamp
He rubs it and pop the genie comes out.
Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.
Man: I wish for a world with no Lawyers.
Genie: p**...! Done, now you have no more wishes.
Man: but you said three.
Genie: Whatcha gonna do? Sue me!
A weasel walks into a bar
The bartender says wow! In all my years bartending I've never had a weasel stop by! What can I get you?
Pop goes the weasel.
It's kinda corny...
What did baby corn say to momma corn?
"Where's pop corn?"
What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?
Every night they pop open a cold one.
What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?
pop culture
My balloon elephant wouldn't fit in my backseat
So I had to pop the trunk
Why are there pop tarts, but no mom tarts?
Because of the pastiarchy
A weasel walks into a bar...
A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years as a bartender i have never had a weasel stop by! What can i get ya?".
"Pop" goes the weasel.
I was sacked from a packing factory.
I had a big roll of bubble wrap and I said to the foreman "Boss, what shall I do with this?" He said "Just pop it over there in the corner". Took me all b**... day.
I've been getting some odd pop up ads recently:
Hot older men in your area want to know if you've been messing with the thermostat
What pop star has huge n**...?
a**... Grande
A weasel walks into a bar...
...and asks for a bottle of water.
The clerk at the counter says, "We don't have water. Would you like anything else?"
The weasel looks around, and spots the nearest case of drinks.
"I'll have a pop," goes the weasel.
Pop superstar, Will.i.am, has just bought a new car.
It's a Jag.u.r.
What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?
They both lost their pop.
What did baby corn ask mother corn?
Where's pop corn?
Remember when Pop Rocks used to be popular?
Sad, they kind of fizzled out.
A boy is making sure a microphone works for an open bar stand up night.
Aa boy, not much older than 12 or 13, comes up to the mic and says
"Ice, ice, icicle".
"Pop, pop, popsicle".
"Test," and the crowd stares in horror as the inevitable is going to happen.
"Test, testing one two three"
Will the ex pop up again?
A gal walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What have you been up to today?" the bartender asks. "Funny you should ask. My horoscope said that my ex would pop up today," the gal says. "I've been down at the river all day, and luckily, no sign of him so far."
Pavlov's Dog
After we finished the pop quiz in our psychology class, our teacher allowed us to quietly talk amongst ourselves. A group of us were discussing the idiocy of Pavlov's dog and how pairing a stimulus with a conditioned response seemed illogical in the real world. Then the bell rang, and we all headed out to lunch.
A weasel walks into a bar
Bartender says what'll ya have ?
Pop goes the weasel
I will see myself out…
What's another name for a paternity test
A pop quiz
u/iwillsexyou
Why did the pop band get cancer?
They were radio active.
Mom got me the other day.
My mom has never been into jokes, normally she doesn't understand them. Pop loved them, especially dad jokes. He's gone now and moms been sick for 7 months. Oh, and I'm old and single and tell her dad jokes all the time.
Mom, "a woman was here the other day and asked if you were my son, and I said yes".
Me, "really?".
Mom, "then she said you were really good looking".
Me, "Okay mom".
Mom, after long pause, "she was blind"
If Korean pop is K-pop
Then Korean Rap is k**....
Happy Fathers Day!
Me: Happy Fathers Day!
Pop: Thanks!
Me: I'll call you later.
Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :')
...
Just got challenged to a water fight by the neighbors kids
Decided to pop on here for a while the water boils
