Pop Culture Jokes
58 pop culture jokes and hilarious pop culture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pop culture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pop Culture Short Jokes
Short pop culture jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pop culture humour may include short jokes also.
- Do you remember when people didn't have to make pop culture references to make a joke? Pepperidge farm remembers.
- North Korea has declared a 'cultural war' on K-pop coming in from the South. They decided the best way to counter this would be to creat their own genre of music. They have named it K-Boom.
- I hate how nostalgia driven pop culture is. People were never this nostalgic when I was a kid.
- Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before. - "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
- After listening to some of Whitney Houston's last, raspy performances, it was pretty clear she didn't end her career on "high" note...or did she? Tox report still pending.
- Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars. - It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.
- Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."
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Pop Culture One Liners
Which pop culture one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pop culture? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt? pop culture
- People who make soda jokes. People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman? - Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking. - I got 99 problems and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references.
- Why doesn't my Saudi Arabian friend know anything about pop culture?
- What's green and sings? Britney Spearagus.
- "Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room." — Phyllis Diller
- Why did LeBron cross the road? To put the hammer down!
- I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.
- Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle. - Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.
- I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.
- Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.
- Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!
Pop Culture Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pop culture you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pop culture pranks.
A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do. Jacob said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the Rabbi. The Rabbi said, "Funny you should ask.I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do. Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven. The Voice said, "funny you should ask, I too sent my son to Isreal..."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St.
Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, "What are these clocks for?" St. Peter replies, "These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa's clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice." The man then asks, "So where is George Bush's clock?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that is in Jesus' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!"
The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test.
The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"
I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.
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Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the w**...-Monica.
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Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having s**... with Iron Man.
Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.
Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"
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Yo mama's so s**... when she heard of Facebook she went to a book store and asked the book keeper were can I find face book
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What is the differece between Han Solo and Chewbacca? One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.
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Did you hear about Whitney Houston's f**.
..? The line leading to the coffin stretched into the street. A few people showed up too.
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The Tiger Woods short story using every nominated film of the 2010 Oscars.
"We all thought Tiger Woods was a Serious Man. Then, last November he really s**... Up. Those Inglorious b**... all came forward, not from District 9, but from the red light district. Tiger got caught from The Blind Side with his pants down. His Precious world then entered The Hurt Locker. He received An Education in Mississippi on s**... Addiction where he was told even as an Avatar, it’s still considered Cheating! After all this, his golf career is Up in the Air."
I surf the web a lot, and I guess I was using too much bandwidth, because the other day I got an automated phone call from my service provider. It was The Rolling Stones singing, "Hey, you. Get off of my cloud!"
A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do. Jacob said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the Rabbi. The Rabbi said, "Funny you should ask.I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do. Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven. The Voice said, "funny you should ask, I too sent my son to Isreal..."
I don't know what to do with these pop-culture jokes now that they are considered to be "unfashionable"
Why is Justin Bieber's face always red after he talks to a woman?
The pepper spray usually hits him right between the eyes.
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What is red and orange and looks good on Justin Bieber?
Fire.
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Chris Brown takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says, "Show me that it's true what they say about black rappers!"
So he beats and chokes her, steals her purse, and posts pictures of her all over the Internet.
A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn
A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland.
When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. Oh, and by the way, I converted to Christianity."
"Oh, my," said the father. What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his old friend Jacob what to do.
Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the rabbi.
The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people?
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do.
Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.
The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel...
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Had a convo with my mom who doesn't know much about pop culture.
Mom: HEYY!!
Me: hey
Mom: I need a favor.
Me: w**...
Mom: what do you mean by w**...?
Me: What's The Favor