The Best 6 Pootin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pootin jokes. There are some pootin bumhole jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pootin vagina puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pootin Jokes and Puns

Why does Russia smell like farts?

Because Vladimir's Pootin

So my girlfriend farted...

And she said, we've got to get Trump on the line, I'm Pootin.

My daughter is so proud of learning new words, she thinks she's a Russian autocrat....

She said,

"Daddy, I'm pootin"

What do you call a president that farts a lot

Vladimir Pootin

What does Donald Trump get on his nose after ass-kissing?


I have a Russian friend who always farts.

I call him Vladimir Pootin

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pootin russian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pootin anus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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