The Best 5 Poos Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Poos jokes. There are some poos pukes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these poos roc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Poos Jokes and Puns

Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the street...

Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the street when a bird poos on one of the blondes. The brunette says "I'll get some toilet paper" and runs off.
The other blonde laughs and says, "what an idiot, the bird will be miles away by the time she's back."

(From my son) What comes after Blue's Clues?

Blue's Poos!

Three long poos stretch down, one after the other, and silently enter the water without a splash

The toilet bowl says 'Why the long faeces?'

Local story: Community master cleanse meeting tonight

Poos at 11.

if hummus is made from chick peas, what is chocolate hummus made from?

chick poos.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the poos illiterates jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working poos alliteration piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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