poos Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious poos puns

Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the street...

Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the street when a bird poos on one of the blondes. The brunette says "I'll get some toilet paper" and runs off.
The other blonde laughs and says, "what an idiot, the bird will be miles away by the time she's back."


(From my son) What comes after Blue's Clues?

Blue's Poos!


Local story: Community master cleanse meeting tonight

Poos at 11.


if hummus is made from chick peas, what is chocolate hummus made from?

chick poos.


What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again


If there's a god-shaped hole in all of us

does that mean our poos come out in god's image?


What kind of bee poos everywhere?

A Bum-ble bee.


What are the most funny Poos jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Poos? Well, here are the best Poos dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Poos pick up lines to share with friends.


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