The Best 56 Poorly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Poorly jokes. There are some poorly cleverly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these poorly yo mama so poor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Poorly Jokes and Puns

So the pope is SUPER EARLY for his flight

He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.

Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.

Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."

Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"

Cop: "No sir. He's bigger."

Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?"

Cop: "More important, sir."

Chief: "A major politician?"

Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."

Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"

Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver."


keming (n.)- poorly executed kerning.

Why was Santa's helper doing so poorly at work?

Because he had low elf-esteem

(I hope this hasn't been posted recently...Sorry if it has)

Poorly joke, Why was Santa's helper doing so poorly at work?


Just received my new Chinese abacus. It's poorly made. I can't count on it

lately my house has been a bit drafty...

not because its' poorly insulated, but because my wife keeps bringing home marines...

I like my children how I like my essays.

Unplanned and poorly executed

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?


Poorly joke, What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycl

A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless.

Tell a joke that is well-known in your country

Even jokes that are poorly translated are normally funny because they're so bad.

An example of a well-known British joke is:

'Knock knock'.
'Who's there?'
'Doctor Who?'
'You just said it'.

It has to be one that if you asked 100 random people in your country most would know it.


Drugs have taken me to some really dark places in my life...

Seriously, like really poorly lit crack houses

I dreamt I was being chased by a bizarre sentence with two poorly distinguished clauses.

So I made a mad dash for it.

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Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

When robots take over retail jobs...

...will customers complain about poorly programmed customer service?

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

A man and his wife built a boat...

They called it the *Alfred1*, after a friend of theirs. However, it was poorly constructed and sank immediately.

They continued to try to build seaworthy vessels, but the same thing happened over and over. With the *Brian2*, the *Chris3*, and the *Daniel4*.

"We're really not very good at this," the man said in disgust. "How do boats even work?"

"I don't know, but we'll figure it out," replied his wife. "We need an *ELI5*."

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Poorly joke, Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Why do babies make bad mechanics?

They have poorly developed motor skills.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Don't buy a low-quality mirror.

It would reflect poorly on you.

Yesterday I bought an expensive but poorly made tie...

I think my ascot ripped off!

My life is an open book.

But it's very poorly written and I die in the end.

Why did the skeptic do poorly in Trigonometry?

He refused to see the sines.

I used to go around selling poorly made clothes to nuns...

But I've stopped, since I realized that it's a bad habit

Why did the poorly made shoe go to confession?

Because it had a bad sole

I was booed off stage and locked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times very poorly

They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts

How does a priest apologize after behaving poorly?

He makes Amens.

A teacher asked his poorly behaved pupil 'Johnny, which is worse ignorance or apathy?'

Johnny: 'I don't know and I don't care'

I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but...

I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

I really love Harry Potter, but after re-reading the deathday party, I realized something about Nearly Headless Nick...

He was a very poorly executed character.

I don't like the jokes about Muslims in this sub.

Most of them are poorly executed.

Why can't you drive a semi-truck anywhere?

Golf clubs are made too poorly.

What happened to the Transformer that ate poorly prepared food?

It came down with Autobotulism.

Why did the vampire break his mirror?

Because it reflected poorly on him.

My mirror shop just went out of business.

I guess my bad mirrors reflected poorly on me.

My summer camp, which was all about focus and blocking out distractions, did really poorly this year

Apparently no one wants to go to a concentration camp

What's the difference between a formally dressed person on a tricycle and a poorly dressed person on a bicycle?

A tire

A mother and a son walk into a doctor's office

Because the son has been doing very poorly in his classes.
The mother says to the doctor "I think my son has become stupid."
The doctor says in reply "Well how do you suppose that would happen?"
"Well I don't know for sure but he hasn't passed a single test since he was vaccinated last year."
"Ah-ha! That's it!"
"So it was the vaccines then?"
"No, it's genetic."

Why are fish poorly educated?

All the schools are below C level.

I once babysat a sausage.

It was really poorly behaved, though.

A total *brat*.

Just the *wurst*.

Did you ever hear about the murder attempt that failed?

You could say it was poorly executed.

Poorly paid UK surgeons

Yesterday I found out that NHS surgeons are so poorly paid that they have to resort to crime.

I saw a sign, it said "Thieves operate in this area."

Our town's male strip club has employed a lot of poorly endowed men.

Ironically, they aren't short staffed.

Sex is like a poorly explained joke.

I don't get it.

FBI: Open Up!

Her: You know; I think it's because I've been treated so poorly in my past relationships that I have such a hard time opening up to new people.

*Edit for spelling/grammar

The government has started fining its citizens for poorly worded sentences.

It's the syntax

I need a compliment

*Wife:* I'm so ugly, fat and poorly dressed honey, I need a compliment to make me feel better.

*Husband:* Well, you do have a perfect eyesight sweety.

My grandfather was treated very poorly by Nazi's during World War II

Time and time again those bastards screwed him out of a promotion.

My neighbors came around the neighborhood this morning with flyers complaining about how someone stole their delivered dinner from their front stoop last night.

If you ask me, it feels like an overreaction for some poorly seasoned vegetables, overcooked salmon, and the lemon-tinged green beans, all of which had already gone cold anyway.

After an orchestra drummer performed particularly poorly, the conductor sarcastically told him, "when they find someone who can't play any instrument, they give him two sticks and make him the drummer."

The drummer retorted, "and if he can't play that either, they take away one stick and make him the conductor."

I like the Harry Potter books and movies but

I think the character of Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.

I liked the Harry Potter books and films but...

I think the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed

A young boy is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to send him to private school to rectify the situation. Lo and behold, after a semester in the new private Catholic school, the boy's grades were straight A's, even in math!

Surprised, his mother asked him how he liked his new school. "Oh, it's all right, I guess," he replies. "They must be teaching you some new tricks!" "Not really." "Then what do you think is making the difference in your grades?" "Well", he says, "as soon as I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!

People say it's frowned upon in society to talk poorly about the Jews..

They say its bad Jew Jew.

Have you heard that really convoluted metaphor about poorly constructed bridges?

It's hard to get across.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

A farmer and his wife live isolated from other people, but the wife is pregnant and now the farmer has to call the town's doctor

Unfortunately the farm has no electricity so the doctor asks the farmer to light up the room with a lantern so he could see what's he's doing. One after another, 5 children are born. The farmer tries to run away, terrified.

-Come back here, I think there's another baby, but I can't see anything in here! says the doctor.
To which the farmer says:

-No doctor I'm outta here, I think the lantern attracts them!

*Enjoy a poorly translated Romanian joke

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