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Best Short Poor People Jokes

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  1. I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa. Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
  2. You're saying that the two people I don't want for president, one is in poor health? I'm voting for the dying one.
  3. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. "Some, I assume, are good people"
  4. Wife: donate my clothes to poor people who are starving. Husband: honey, if they fit in your clothes they surely aren't starving.
  5. I'm so poor…. That when people see me walking down the street with only one flip-flop on they say to me yo Juan you lost a flip flop and I say no I didn't, I found one!
  6. People always call me unattractive until they see my wallet... then they call me poor too.
  7. My door to door fruit delivery business failed badly because of my poor people skills. I was driving people bananas.
  8. Why do the poor execute rich people with the guillotine? So they can finally get a head in life.
  9. I hope that if I ever get rich I won't be mean to poor people Like I am now
    (Dark, I know, but one of my favorite deep thoughts)
  10. I think hanging people is a poor choice of professions for an executioner. Better to be the guy with an axe. Because, with the axe, it's easier to get ahead...

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Poor People One Liners

Which poor people one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poor people? I can suggest the ones about poverty and rich people.

  1. What do poor people drink? Pover-tea.
  2. What do you call a group of Islamic people living in poor housing? Muslums
  3. People call me ugly until they see my wallet Then they call me poor, too.
  4. People called me ugly until they heard how much i make... Now they call me ugly and poor.
  5. If the world is a sweatshirt, where do the poor people live? In the hood.
  6. When I hear people talking about water polo all I can think about is Those poor horses.
  7. Eat the rich Because poor people taste bad
  8. Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto
  9. Rich people have... Rich people have colon cleanses
    Poor people have taco bell
  10. Did you know air pods are for poor people. They can't afford the wires
  11. Yo Daddy so poor... He goes to KFC and licks other people's fingers.
  12. My poor skills as an electrician Often leave people shocked
  13. Yo mama so poor, that she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers.
  14. Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects.
  15. What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.

Silly & Ridiculous Poor People Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about poor people you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean so poor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make poor people prank.

Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!

Yo mamma is so poor when people ring the door bell they hear the toilet flush.

Your mom's so poor she waits outside KFC to lick people's fingers after they eat.

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.
They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was gas - but I was wrong, too!"

Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."

Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."

Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

This is a very confusing time of year for me...

I love poor people. But I hate bells

Need a push

A few months ago, in the middle of the night my doorbell rings. I schlep down the stairs and open the door to find some guy there who was obviously drunk. He says to me "can you give me a push"? Of course, being the people person that I am, I said "Dude, it's 3:00am, and it's raining".
So I slammed the door in his face and went back up the stairs. My wife asked who it was and I told her. She scolded me, saying "don't you remember that time we broke down and someone helped us? You need to get down those stairs and help that poor man."
I opened the front door and didn't see him, so I called out "Hey, are you still here"? I heard him answer "yes". So I called out "do you still need a push"? He answered "yes". I called out "Where are you?"
He said "Over here. On the swing."

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions n**....

Messi, Ronaldo and Zlatan died in a car c**... and goes to heaven.

The three walks up to God sitting on his throne. God says:
"Messi, what is the best thing about football?"
Messi bows and answers:
"The best thing about football is that I have been able to spread joy to people, earn money for my living and seeing the world." God felt it was a good answer
when he said: "Good Messi, come and sit at my left side."
God then looked at Ronaldo and said: "And you Ronaldo, what is the best thing about football?
Ronaldo responds a little timidly:
"Lord, I come from poor backgrounds and have managed to show my fellow human beings that there is a way out of it all and that you do not have to be doomed to a life of misery. Meanwhile, I was able to spread joy to the people. "
God replied: "Good answer Ronaldo, come and sit on my right side.".
God then looked at Zlatan and said: "What do you think then Zlatan?"
Zlatan looks up, clears his t**..., spits on the ground and says:
"You're sitting in my chair."

Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome...

...One held a Cross in front of him; the other one was holding the Star of David. Many people passed by, looked at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar holding the Cross.

The Pope came by and stopped to watch the number of people giving money to the beggar who held the Cross, while none gave to the beggar holding the Star of David. The Pope approached the beggar with the Star of David and said, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit here with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just to prove a point."

The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turning to the beggar with the Cross, said, "Moshe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"

May I have a piece of gum?

Two gay guys are in a large passenger plane flying across the Pacific. In the middle of the flight, one turns and tells his partner: "Let's have s**.... Right here and now." His partner says: "Are you crazy? In front of all these people?" The first gay guy says: "Don't worry. They're all asleep. Here, see for yourself." He leans out into the aisle and yells: "Excuse me, can anybody let me have a piece of gum?" There's no answer or any kind of interest. His partner is convinced and they have s**... right then and there.
The plane lands and as the passengers are disembarking there is a stewardess by the exit asking everyone if they had a good flight. One man says, "The flight was fine but I have a horrible headache". The stewardess says: "Oh you poor thing, why didn't you ask for some aspirin?" And the man says: "Are you kidding? I saw what happened to that poor guy who asked for a piece of gum."

26 blondes and one brunet are on a plane

26 blonde girls and one brunet girls are on a play. They were flying along when they hit some turbulence. The pilot comes onto the speaker and says "the plane is to heavy we need to drop all unnecessary items." The people franticly grab all the thing they don't need and throw it out.
The pilot comes back on the loud speaker and says, "we are still to heavy we have to drop all the luggage." Again the people franticly begin to discard all there luggage.
The pilot comes on again and says "we are still too heavy we have to drop the floor.", so the pilot flicks the switch and everyone is hanging on by s**... the roof. When the pilot says "we are still to heavy someone has to jump.
Everyone is reluctant but finally the brunet (who is around 60) says i have live a long and happy life I will jump to save your live because you are still young and still can make something with your life. I am worn out and poor. I have nothing left.
all the blondes start to clap

What do poor people have, rich people want? And if you eat it you die.

It's nothing

I asked my grandma what people use to think of democrats and republicans over 70 years ago

*Watching the news with my grandma*
Me: Grammy, when you were really young, did they talk about democrats and republicans, like they do today?
Grandma: What do you mean?
Me: Were they always hostile towards one another, like this lady on the news.
Grandma: Oh yeah, that's one thing that has never changed over the years.
Me: Well, what do you remember people saying about democrats and republicans when you were young.
Me: What is the first thing you remember about it?
Grandma: Well, I always heard the older people say the same thing
Grandma: "Republicans are for the rich, and democrats are for the poor."
Me: What did they say about everyone in the middle?
Grandma: I don't know, they always just talked about getting s**....

A Russian man makes a remarkable discovery

"What poor people there are in America," a man tells his comrade, "Their cars don't have hoods, their phones don't have b**..., and their wine is old!"

Why are 3rd World Countries so poor?

White people haven't moved to them yet.

Where do poor fat people live?

In spaghetto.

When I die...

I want to go peacefully in my sleep. Just like my grandfather did. But not like all those poor people on the bus he was driving.

My buddy told me this one: "People think I'm ugly until they see my bank account"

"Then they think I'm ugly and poor."

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

Tell a joke that is well-known in your country

Even jokes that are poorly translated are normally funny because they're so bad.
An example of a well-known British joke is:
'Knock knock'.
'Who's there?'
'Doctor Who?'
'You just said it'.
It has to be one that if you asked 100 random people in your country most would know it.

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

Yo Mama so poor...

...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers.

Rich people need them, poor people need them and if you eat them you will be killed.


People say I have poor grammar

I guess I'm just unarticulate

Why are poor people dumb?

They can't **pay** attention in school.

Why do poor people not drive fords?

Because they can't afFORD them.

People who don't own televisions.

I'll never understand people acting all high and mighty because they don't watch tv. We get it, you're poor.

What are poor people?

Really unFORTUNEate.

What kind of sandwiches do poor people eat?


If I ever get rich, I hope I am not real mean to poor people

Like I am now

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

In an attempt to help the less fortunate, I want to start a charity where people can donate their lightly used weaponry, whether they be guns, knives, tanks, etc so that the poor and disabled can have a sense of security while living on the streets at an affordable price

It could be called the Goodkill

Mile High Club

Airplane pilot comes on the intercom and says "folks, to save the lives of the other 127 people on this plane, 3 of you will have to jump."
Everyone looks around and finally a Frenchman stands up and says "in the name of France, I'll jump. Viva la France!" And he jumps out of the plane.
Next minute an Englishman stands up and says "in the name of England, I'll jump. God save the queen!" And he jumps.
Finally, a big guy stands up and says "I'm from Texas. And in the name of Texas..." he walks to the back of the plane, picks up a Mexican, and throws him from the plane. "Remember the Alamo."
Worst part is, poor little guy was Hawaiian.

My wife was cleaning the closet last week

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing, I think I should donate them
Me: Just throw them in trash, that's much easier
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes
Me: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

Wife tells her husband

Wife: "I got a bag full of clothes i don't wear anymore. I want to donate them."
Husband: "Why do you want to donate them? Just throw them away."
Wife: "There are poor starving people, who might need some clothes that weren't worn a lot."
Husband: "Women who fit in your clothes are not starving."

Nowadays only rich people own horses and poor people have cars

Oh how the stables have turned

I told my deaf friend that people with poor hearing also tend to have poor reflexes.

"Sorry, I didn't catch that."

Jesus and h**... both were tasked with making a meal for the poor

Jesus made 2,000 people fish and h**... made 6 million people toast.

If the world was a jacket, where would poor people live?

In da hood.

Poor people have it, rich people want it, and if you eat, you'll die. What is it?


I hate it when people boast about not reading books and being poor at spelling

Ignorince isn't a virtue

I'm allowed to make fun of poor people…

…because I'm poor.

What do poor people and pizza cooks have in common?

They both need the dough.

Wife: I have a bag full of dirty & used clothing I'd like to donate....!

Husband: Why not just throw these in the trash? That's much easier for you.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes with basket full satisfaction.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

A middle-aged housewife decides to donate her old clothes to charity

Wife: "I've gathered up some old clothes and I need you to drop them off at the church charity."
Husband: *Groaning* " Why not just throw them out? It's easier that way."
Wife: "Because there are people out there who are poor and starving that need these clothes."
Husband: "Darling, anyone who fits into your clothes is not starving."

What is poor peoples favourite candy bar?


Poor people don't go on vacations.

They move.

[OC] My poor friend Dave got 3 wishes from a Genie today.

He always wanted loads of money, but instead he spoke to the Genie and said, "I wish for people to be uncertain. Secondly, I also wish to change my name."
I haven't seen him in a while but I think he's Rich now.

Your mama's so poor,

she walks around with one shoe and when people ask her if she lost a shoe she says, "no, I found one!"

American Beer

I've heard that it's so weak and so poor that Muslim people are actually allowed to drink it, but chose not to.

Communists must love Tsunamis.

They take the homes of the wealthy and give poor people access to the beachfront.

Poor people can't have an opinion

They don't have 2 cents

Poor people are causing climate change.

Ignore my factories, my yacht, and my private plane. You are the problem. Eat less meat and take the bus.

Kaceytron coronavirus joke

Q: Would you kiss someone who had the coronavirus disease, COVID-19 ?
Kaceytron: We would leave quarantine, and we would try to spread it as much as possible because the world would be a better place without old and poor people.

AirPods are for poor people.

They can afford the cords

Poor people...

I don't get why there are so many poor people, like I have seen so many people that are so poor that They cannot even afford wires on their in-ear headsets smh...

FBI: Open Up!

Her: You know; I think it's because I've been treated so poorly in my past relationships that I have such a hard time opening up to new people.
*Edit for spelling/grammar

Why do poor people have ADD?

Because they cant pay attention

Two old Irishmen

are sitting on their porch watching the people walk by. One nudges the other and points to the Rabbi going into the brothel up the street. Such a tragedy to see a religious leader leading such a sinful life! he exclaims.
After a while they watch the Protestant pastor also going into the same house. There's another man of the cloth succumbing to the sins of the flesh!
More time passes before the Catholic priest comes along and follows the same path. Both men sadly remove their caps. Tis a sad thing, one of the poor lasses needs last rites.

Why do the cops always think poor people get murdered?

There's always signs of a struggle

Fighting COVID-19 by contact tracing and quarantining those with connections to infected people means that...

Poor Kevin Bacon never gets to leave his home.

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