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Best Short Poor Jokes

Short poor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poor humour may include short poverty jokes also.

  1. I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa. Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
  2. My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
  3. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
  4. Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha
  5. Steal a man's wallet and he'll be poor for a day. But teach him to play an instrument and he'll be poor for the rest of his life.
  6. My 4-year-old has been learning Spanish all year and still can't say the word please Which I think is poor for four.
  7. Poor Prince Phillip... 99 years old, he just missed out on getting a letter from his wife.
  8. What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire
  9. What's heavier, a ton of brick or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
  10. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Poor joke, Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about poor can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of poor puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Poor One Liners

Which poor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poor? I can suggest the ones about lousy and broke.

  1. The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick is that he is a poorly-executed character
  2. When I was young, I was poor. After many years of hard work, I am no longer young.
  3. Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds. Poor guy.
  4. Why are fish poorly educated? All the schools are below C level.
  5. Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian it was the least i could do for the poor fella
  6. I just read that someone gets stabbed in New York City every 46 seconds. Poor guy.
  7. Where do poor noodles live? The spaghetto.
  8. When I was young, my parents made me walk the plank.. We were too poor for a dog.
  9. The ladies call me subway. Because I have poor quality meat and lie about being 6 inches.
  10. What do you call an area with a large amount of poor Italians? The Spaghetto
  11. Every fifteen seconds someone in London gets stabbed. Poor guy.
  12. Hanging a Beggar is good in theory, but... Is actually just Poor Execution
  13. What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto.
  14. When I was young I was poor, but after decades of hard work I'm no longer young.
  15. Why are pizza makers always poor? Because they knead dough to make a living.

You So Poor Jokes

Here is a list of funny you so poor jokes and even better you so poor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto.
    Kudos to my friend who came up with this.
  • Today I saw a poor, old woman trip and fall. At least, I assume she was poor. She only had $4.75 in her purse.
  • I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice.. At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
  • What is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? The feathers.
    Because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
  • At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.' The poor bartender was crushed to death.
  • Girls used to call me ugly until they found out how much money I make. Now they also call me poor.
  • Today I donated a laptop, a smartphone and $500 to a poor guy. Can't express the happiness I got when I saw him putting the knife back in his pocket
  • I think my wife's cheating on me with my best friend. He's been miserable lately. Poor guy.
  • I never really liked Nearly Headless Nick in the Harry Potter franchise. He was a poorly executed character.
  • I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but... I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

So Poor Jokes

Here is a list of funny so poor jokes and even better so poor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I really loved the Harry Potter books. But the Gryffindor Ghost, "Nearly Headless Nick" has always annoyed me. I think it's because he really was poorly executed.
  • You can make a capitalist poor and they'll still believe in Capitalism But if you make a socialist rich, you have a new capitalist.
  • I heard Starbucks is trying to hire a lot more refugees Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then
  • My joke about capital punishment got downvoted. I guess it was great concept, poor execution.
  • WIFE: - "If I knew you were so poor, I would never have married you." HUSBAND: - "But I warned you! I said you are everything I have!"
  • My grandfather used to circumcise elephants for a living. The wages were poor, but the tips were enormous.
  • I saw a poor old woman slip over on some ice the other day... ... at least I think she was poor; she only had $3 in her purse.
  • What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
  • When I was first married we were very poor, but my wife stood by me She had to - we only had one chair
  • How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Because we are very efficient and have a poor sense of humor.

Poor People Jokes

Here is a list of funny poor people jokes and even better poor people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • You're saying that the two people I don't want for president, one is in poor health? I'm voting for the dying one.
  • Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. "Some, I assume, are good people"
  • Wife: donate my clothes to poor people who are starving. Husband: honey, if they fit in your clothes they surely aren't starving.
  • I'm so poor…. That when people see me walking down the street with only one flip-flop on they say to me yo Juan you lost a flip flop and I say no I didn't, I found one!
  • People always call me unattractive until they see my wallet... then they call me poor too.
  • What do poor people drink? Pover-tea.
  • My door to door fruit delivery business failed badly because of my poor people skills. I was driving people bananas.
  • Why do the poor execute rich people with the guillotine? So they can finally get a head in life.
  • What do you call a group of Islamic people living in poor housing? Muslums
  • I hope that if I ever get rich I won't be mean to poor people Like I am now
    (Dark, I know, but one of my favorite deep thoughts)

You Are So Poor Jokes

Here is a list of funny you are so poor jokes and even better you are so poor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I saw a poor old lady fall on the ice today Atleast I think she was poor. She only had $.75 in her wallet.
  • I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy, why are they doing this to him?
  • My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her.
  • After years of poor yields, Old McDonald will have to sell his farm... ... to cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
  • I was so poor growing up, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper… Now those days are behind me…
  • I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious today. Well, I'm assuming she was poor because she had only a dollar in her purse.
  • I saw a poor lady fall unconscious in the snow today Well I'm assuming she was poor,she only had $1 in her purse
  • What's the difference between a poorly-dress man on a bicycle, and a well dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
    Actually wait, there's two differences.
    Attire, and a tire.
  • When I was a kid, my family was very poor. My dad had to get a second job in the sandpaper factory. Those were rough times.
    ^(Made that myself. I'm rather proud.)
  • This is the first year I'm not going to travel because of covid Normally it's because I'm poor
Poor joke, This is the first year I'm not going to travel because of covid

Amusing & Witty Poor Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about poor you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bad economy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make poor prank.

Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of s**... assault

After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been f**... them for decades.
Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this a**.... Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You can't imagine the happiness I felt as I saw him put his p**... back in his pocket.

Street Performance

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

Husband comes home and says:

Husband comes home and says:
- Honey, I invited a friend to have dinner with us today.
Screaming she replies:
- What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I did not buy any groceries, the dishes are dirty and I'm not in the mood to cook anything special.
- I know.
- So why did you invited him?
- Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married.

An old married couple are driving down the road.

They run over a mama skunk and the wife insists that they go back and pick up the baby skunk.
She says to her husband, "The poor thing is freezing."
"Put him between your legs and warm him up." is the husband's reply.
"But what about the smell?" she asks.
The husband says, "Just hold his little nose and he should be fine."

A baby boy was born last week with no eyelids.

They used his f**... to graft eyelids.
The poor kid is now cockeyed.

Meanwhile in business news...

...balloon prices are plummeting. Experts are putting it down to a poor inflation rate

I wish I was poor one day in my life...

Because being poor everyday s**......

When I was a kid...

... our family was very poor. I remember when my dad was cutting onion and our whole family was crying. Poor onion. He was such a good dog.

An identity thief and a r**... get convicted in a poor town...

The judge decides that the best punishment is to tie them up in a courtyard and for $5 you can punch the identity thief so he can never use his charm to con again, or for $10 you can kick the r**... in the nuts. The police officer in charge of this spots a girl kick the identity thief in the nuts and says, "Hey! You can't do that!" The girl asks, "Why not?" And the cop says, "Because this is the punchline."

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

I'm Friends with a Really Poor Guy

He's been down on his luck lately, so he told me that he had to become a male p**... to make ends meet. One day, he walked up to me and said that he made a really good amount of money the night before.
Me: How much did you make?
Him: I made $250.05.
Me: Who on earth gave you 5 cents?
Him: Everyone.

Did you hear about the man who had his right side cut off

He's dead. Died from blood loss. Poor guy. On the bright side, his family got what's left of him.

Two Irish men came down to give Mrs. O'Mally some bad news.

"We have some terrible news about your beloved husband, he fell into a vat of beer and drowned."
"Oh my poor Patrick" she moaned "At least he died a sudden death and didn't suffer."
"Well I don't know about that Mrs. O'Mally, he got out three times to go pee."

A guy walking into a bar

 sees an old man fishing in a puddle off the sidewalk.
Poor Old fool, he thought. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, You're the eighth.

A woman was trying on her new fur coat.

Her teenage daughter walked up to her and said.
"Mother, do you realize that this coat is the result of the suffering of a poor, defenseless animal?"
The woman looked strictly at her daughter.
"Young lady, don't you dare talk about your father like that."

A thousand years is a minute to God

A man was speaking to God and he asked him, "God is it true that to you a thousand years is a minute?"
"That's true," God replied.
"And is it true that to you $1,000,000 is like a penny?"
"That's true," God said.
"Well, you see I'm a poor man and I was wondering if you could give me a penny," asked the man.
"Sure," said God, "in a minute."

The Lion with Christian feelings

Once upon a time... there was a m**... walking along the savannah when he suddenly encountered himself with a very hungry lion.
Scared to death, the m**... went down on knees and prayed "Oh dear Lord, please come down and give christian feelings to this poor criature".
After one second, the miracle occurred: the lion knelt down and prayed "Oh dear lord, bless this food you have provided me".

A Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggle.

The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands on a large wooden box and calls out can you see me now?
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja

I hate being poor

Sent from my iPhone

A rich, young man walks into a bar.

He sits down and orders a few drinks. As he is enjoying his beer, he sees a mentally r**... man outside the building.
Poor Old fool, thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched the old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, You're the eighth.

Which is heavier, 200 pounds of brick, or 200 pounds of feather?

The feathers, because 200 pounds of bricks is just 200 pounds of bricks, but with the feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are watching a street performer.

The performer suddenly realizes that these men have a poor view so he gets on a small platform. "Can you all see me now?" He asks them.
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"

Your mommas so poor

I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I said "hey you lost a shoe". She said "na I found one"

My wife was cleaning the closet last week

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing, I think I should donate them
Me: Just throw them in trash, that's much easier
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes
Me: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.
BANG@#$%^&*

Wife tells her husband

Wife: "I got a bag full of clothes i don't wear anymore. I want to donate them."
Husband: "Why do you want to donate them? Just throw them away."
Wife: "There are poor starving people, who might need some clothes that weren't worn a lot."
Husband: "Women who fit in your clothes are not starving."

An English man, German, French and Italian are standing at the side of a street watching a street performer

The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sì"
"Ja"

A man needs WiFi at the local pub.

A man goes into a local pub and has poor cell signal.
He asks for the WiFi password.
The bartender replies: You need to buy a drink first.
The man says fine and orders a Coke, which costs him $3. He then asks again, what's the WiFi password?
The bartender answers: You need to buy a drink first, all lowercase no spaces.

Wife: I have a bag full of dirty & used clothing I'd like to donate....!

Husband: Why not just throw these in the trash? That's much easier for you.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes with basket full satisfaction.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

I had this friend named Leonardo. We called him Lee. Anyway, he didn't have alot of money. In fact, he was basically broke...

So one day he stole some bread because he was starving and couldn't buy food. He was caught and sentenced to death. It's really not that funny, but this joke was poor Lee executed.

My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown.

He can't say 'please' which I think is poor for four

100 years ago, a poor Polish immigrant was begging for money in New York city

Suddenly, a stranger appears and starts to talk with her.
Stranger: What is your name, sad lady
Lady: My name is Edit, I am the daughter of Solomon and Alta. I am asking for help because I have nothing to eat
Stranger: I just won this golden coin in a game of poker. I feel guilty for keeping something earned so dishonestly. Looks like you could have better use for it.

You hear about the Italian kid born without any arms?

Poor kid never learned to talk.

My wife called me and said If you're not home from the bar in 10 minutes, I'm giving the dinner I cooked for you to the dog.

I was home in 3 minutes, I'd hate for anything to happen to the poor dog.

The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub.

A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle.
A curious gentleman came over and asked what he was doing. "Fishing", the old man said simply. "Poor old fool", the gentleman thought, and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub.
He felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, so he asked the old man, "and how many have you caught?"
"You're the eighth", the old man answered.

What's considered t**... if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?

Manipulating the stock market

The genie of the lamp

Two neighbours, one is rich and the other is poor.
The poor have a magic lamp : Every morning,he wipes the lamp and a genie comes out and say : "Ask what you want" ,and the poor asks for a cup of tea.
The rich neighbour,envious of the magic lamp,said to the poor : i'll give you my car and my house in exchange of the lamp." The poor accepted the deal.
The rich man wipes the lamp and a genie comes out and say : "Ask what you want" he asked for a very big house and a better car.the genie replied : « Sorry sir,i only serve tea and coffee »

A barbarian s**... in Rome somehow won the attention of Caesar's daughter

They became lovers. To avoid pregnancy, they agreed to o**... s**... only. After just a few encounters, they were caught in the act. At first the barbarian, imprisoned and sentenced to fight to entertain the crowd, regretted his poor judgment.
Eventually, though, he was gladiator.

A man is out buying bread in Soviet Russia

When he sees that the bakery is out of flour, he shouts:
"d**... this country, we are so poor, I haven't been able to get a loaf of bread in days"
A policeman hears that and approaches the man.
"Stop saying things like that or..." the policeman says as he uses his fingers to form a gun, points it toward the man and says "Bang!"
The man is stunned and walks home.
The wife sees that the man is shocked and asks:
"What happened? Did we run out of flour again?"
The man weakly replies:
"Not only that, it appears that we also ran out of bullets!"

I grew up so poor...

That I had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.

A man living in the Soviet union is queuing up for bread...

when he gets to the front he is told there is none left.
Annoyed, the man goes on a tirade, complaining about the poor conditions and the incompetence of the government.
A soldier, hearing this, says to him, "you better be careful. In the old days it would have been...", the soldier points his gun at the man's head, "...bang!"
The man apologises and shuffles off. When he gets back home his wife asks him, "husband, your hands are empty! Have they run out of bread again?"
To which the man replies, "it's even worse than that. They've run out of bullets!"

Poor joke, A man living in the Soviet union is queuing up for bread...

jokes about poor

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