Pooping Pants Jokes

27 pooping pants jokes and hilarious pooping pants puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pooping pants that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Pooping Pants Jokes

Short pooping pants puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pooping pants humour may include short peeing pants jokes also.

  1. A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.
  2. Did you hear about the runner who pooped his pants during a race? He didn't win, but he did finish number two.
  3. When I was in college my roommate accused me of stealing his clothes I was so worried I nearly pooped his pants
  4. I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally p**... your pants, but he's still making fun of me.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pooping pants can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pooping pants puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Pooping Pants One Liners

Which pooping pants one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pooping pants? I can suggest the ones about pooping and peeing your pants.

  1. Just pooped my pants. Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them.
  2. Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!
  3. I fell off my chair at the bar and pooped my pants I guess I had a loose stool.
  4. What did the Japanese girl do after she pooped her pants? Charged double for them.
  5. I slept like a baby last night. I pooped my pants and cried myself to sleep.
  6. What is it called when an officer poops his pants while chasing a perp? Active doody.
  7. I literally just pooped my pants... I figuratively cleaned my poopy pants.
  8. What's worse than p**... your pants? ...someone else p**... in your pants.

Pooping Pants Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about pooping pants you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean ripping pants jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pooping pants prank.

At birth, success is being alive. At age 3, success is not p**... your pants. At age 10, success is having friends. At age 16, success is having a driver's license. At age 20, success is having s**.... At age 30, success is having money...

At age 40, success is having money.
At age 55, success is having s**....
At age 70, success is having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is having friends.
At age 80, success is not p**... your pants.
At age 100, success is being alive.

A teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence.

"The sky is definitely blue," said one girl.
"Nice try but the sky can be black or purple or even orange," replied the teacher.
"The grass is definitely green," said a little boy.
"Well... The grass can be brown too."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
"Yes Johnny?"
"Are farts solid?" asked little Johnny.
Finding this an odd question she was slightly shocked, but answered anyway, "No Johnny."
"Well I definitely pooped my pants."

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants. What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I'm looking for a third joke with a punchline that appears to be, but isn't, f**... related. Please help me finish my pseudo-p**... dad joke trifecta.

English Class

A teacher was at the front of her 1st Grade English class. She points out a girl at the front of the class. She asks "Suzie, can you use 'Definitely' in a sentence, please?". Suzie says - "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher replies "The sky can be grey or black, but good try". Johnny at the back of the class raises his hand. "Miss, do farts have lumps?" The teacher was completely baffled replied "No Johnny, why?"
"Then I definitely pooped my pants"

A teacher is trying to instruct her class on the meaning of the word "definitely".

"Can anyone give man an example?" She asks.
Suzie raises her "the grass is definitely green."
"Sometimes the grass can be brown," the teacher answers. "Anyone else?"
"The sky is definitely blue." Says Timmy.
"The sky can by gray if it's cloudy, or black at night." Says the teacher.
In the back of the class little Johnny raises is hand and asks, "do farts have lumps?"
Caught of guard the teacher says "No, of course not!"
Johnny replies, "Then I definitely pooped my pants."

So, a guy is hanging out at a bar before meeting up with his girlfriend.

So, a guy was hangin out at a bar, before going to meet his girlfriend. He ends up getting wasted, throwing up all over himself, and missing his date. He goes up to the bartender and says, "Man, she's gonna kill me when I show up drunk and covered in p**...!"
The bartender says, "You have a twenty dollar bill?"
"Yeah," says the guy.
"Well, stick it jn your front pocket, and tell you girlfriend a drunk threw up on you, and he put a 20 in your pocket so you can have your shirt cleaned. Problem solved!"
So the guy goes home to confront his girlfriend, and she starts yelling at him, accusing him of being sloppy drunk.
"No! Another guy threw up on me! See, he even gave me twenty bucks to have my shirt cleaned!"
The girlfriend takes the money, "There's forty dollars here."
"He pooped my pants, too."

Using the word 'definitely'

A 3rd grade English teacher stood in front of her class and asked for volunteers to use the word 'definitely' to describe something.

The first student, Johnny, raised his hand and said "Teacher, the sky is definitely blue!"
The teacher responds "Well Johnny, sometimes the sky can be grey and sometimes it can be black." Defeated, Johnny put his hand down.
The next student, Susie, looking to make Johnny look bad proudly said "The grass is definitely green."
Teacher responded "Not so true Susie. When the grass dies, it can be brown, or yellow." Susie was embarrassed.
The teacher looked around the room and saw a puzzled look on her student's faces. Just as she was about the help her students out, little Billy threw his hand up.
"Yes Billy?"
"Teacher, are farts lumpy?" Little Billy asked.
"No Billy, farts are not lumpy."

"....Then I definitely just pooped my pants."
EDIT - Names...D'oh. Face meet palm

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