The Best 43 Pooping Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pooping jokes. There are some pooping shat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pooping shitter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pooping Jokes and Puns

Indian names

A young Indian boy was very self conscious of his name and wanted to know why he was called what he was. He went to the chief and asked "chief, why have you given me my name?". The chief said "well son, we give our children their names based on what we see when they are born. Like your brother, Running Buffalo, we saw buffalo running when he was born. Your sister, Blue Sky, was so ugly that we had to look up at the sky when she was born. So, why do you ask Two Dogs Pooping?"

It's the girls heart surgery today.

BOY: Is your heart surgery today?

GIRL: Yeah.

BOY: Just remember that I LOVE YOU so much.

GIRL: I LOVE YOU more. Thank you.

After the heart surgery, the girl was saddened to see only her father who was sitting beside her as she woke up

GIRL: Dad, where is he?


GIRL: Oh my God!

And the girl started to cry.

DAD: JOKE! He's just in the CR, pooping.

A little Native American boy...

...went to his father to ask how little Native American babies get their name.

"Son, when your oldest brother was born we looked out the teepee and we saw two fighting bears, so we named him Fighting Bear"

"When your other brother was born we looked out and saw a running deer, so we named him Running Deer"

"Why do you ask Pooping Dog?"

Pooping joke, A little Native American boy...

I always think of the best jokes while pooping

What is it called when suddenly all email clients in the world stop working?

The post-apocalypse.

There is a guy in my area pooping on people's cars.

He's currently public enemy number 2.

What did the cow say to her husband when he denied pooping in the living room?

That's bullshit!

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?


Pooping joke, What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Pooping is just like Game of Thrones.

You either win or you die.

I sleep like a baby at night,

rarely and with short bursts of crying and pooping, sometimes both

I saw a squirrel pooping the other day.

Shit's Nuts...

A constipated woman once went 45 days without pooping

It was a crowning achievement

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An Indian Chief is sitting under a tree...

An Indian Chief and his son are sitting under a tree, looking out over the plains when his son asks: "Father, why is sister named, Running Deer?"

Chief: "Because, my son, when she was being born I looked out of the teepee and saw a deer running."

Son: "Father, why is brother called Charging Bull?"

Chief: "Because my son, when he was being born I looked out of the teepee and saw a bull running. Why do you ask, Pooping Dog?

I RDP'd into the computer to try and fix it, no luck.

Coworker: Did you try pooping in it?

I was walking through a graveyard this morning and saw a man squatting by a tombstone.

I shouted "Morning!"

He replied "No, just pooping."

I handle my pooping like I handle my traffic

I stop when it's red.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?


Pooping joke, What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

What did the caveman say when he stumbled upon a pooping dinosaur?

"That's pooposterous!"

Pooping in public is fine for me

That's what I used to think before I got arrested

Pooping is kinda like being in a relationship...

It's amazing at first but when it's over you feel empty inside.

Doctor, I've got a problem

Doc: What is that?

Gramps: I don't know why, but I keep pooping everyday at 8 am sharp.

Doc: How is that a problem?

Gramps: I wake up at 9am.

Eating three meals a day...

and only pooping once a day is eventually going to cause a back-log

I wouldn't say pooping is my favorite activity.....

But it's a solid number two.

I went to my doctor about pooping curved yellow fruit

He said 'That shit's Bananas'

Removing your shirt while pooping

Sounds like the worst kind of strip club to me..

I once wished I could be done pooping.

The wish was grunted.

My dog ate a package of peanut butter cups.

Now he's pooping out Reeses Feces.

Doctor, I have been pooping everyday at 9 o'clock.

-And what's the problem with that?

-I only wake up at 10.

What do you call a police dog pooping outside?

Doing his public duty

A boy walks up to a pirate

A boy walks up to a pirate and curious about his missing leg, arm, and eye, asks about them.

"Why are your arm and leg missing?" the boy asks.

"Well, I was attacked by a gator while burying me treasure. Now I got me a wooden peg and hook for me hand"

"Then what happened to your eye?"

"Stupid seagull pooped in it."

"A bird pooping in your eye made it fall right out?" The boy asks, surprised.

"No, lad. That was the first day I had my hook!"

Pooping is depressing...

You just sit there til you feel empty inside...

Due to the hurricane, I filled up my bathtub full of water like everybody told me to...

but it feels weird pooping in a bathtub.

I hate my new neighbours...

This German Shephard keeps jumping over the fence and pooping on my lawn.

And he has this dog...


Your Mama so fat

She is a pooping position.

Just thought of a physics joke in class

One day, Newton adopts a dog to play catch with his apple, naming it Theta. Busy with writing the *Principia*, Newton doesn't notice that Theta has been pooping all over the lawn. When he finally steps outside and sees the mess, he energetically graps his shovel and gets to work.

A visitor asked the neighbor, "Why is the lawn all messed up?", and the neighbor replied, "Oh, Newton's just expending energy. He's madcos(θ).

(Kinetic Energy=Fdcos(θ))

I often sleep like a baby

that is, not very much with various fits of crying and pooping.

I like to think of the act of pooping like a game of poker

You go all in with a royal flush.

At birth, success is being alive. At age 3, success is not pooping your pants. At age 10, success is having friends. At age 16, success is having a driver's license. At age 20, success is having sex. At age 30, success is having money...

At age 40, success is having money.

At age 55, success is having sex.

At age 70, success is having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is having friends.

At age 80, success is not pooping your pants.

At age 100, success is being alive.

Little Red Riding Hood walks alone through the dark forest.

Suddenly she hears a rustling behind a thick bush.

She pushes the branches and bushes aside and suddenly the big bad wolf is sitting in front of her.

"Oh, bad wolf. Why do you have such big red eyes?"

"Get out of here. I'm pooping!"

As new parents my wife and I had to deal with the first poop in the bath.

My daughter thought it was hilarious. I thought it was hilarious. My wife thinks I'm too old to be pooping in the bath.

I keep a bat in my bedroom for protection.

I feel safe but it keeps pooping in my ear.

How are pooping at someone else's house, and a first date the same?

You really hope both *go down*.

What's the difference between a project manager and a person who poops?

The person pooping gets shit done.

What makes pooping in someone's yard not passive aggressive?

Eye contact.

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