Pooping Jokes

Funniest Pooping Short Jokes

Short pooping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pooping humour may include short taking a dump jokes also.

1. The creator of Mad Libs died this week. His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.
2. A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.
3. I bought a chicken to make sandwiches... Turns out it doesn't, it just make a lot of noise and poops on the floor.
4. Last night I slept like a baby. I woke up screaming every 3 hours because I was hungry and had pooped myself.
5. Did you hear about the runner who pooped his pants during a race? He didn't win, but he did finish number two.
6. Guy goes to the doctor and says he poops every morning at 8 The doctor asks so, what is the problem , and the guy says I wake up at 9
7. What do they announce overhead when a patient poops in the bed in the hospital? I Heard they call a Code Amber.
8. When I was in college my roommate accused me of stealing his clothes I was so worried I nearly pooped his pants
9. What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops? Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
10. Honey, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the penguin pooped in the bathtub. Wife: "But we don't *have* a penguin!"
    Me: "And now for the good news...!"

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Pooping One Liners

Which pooping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pooping? I can suggest the ones about peeing and urinating.

1. Just pooped my pants. Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them.
2. Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!
3. What is it called when a hacker poops? Logging out
4. How does baby Yoda pooped when he was constipated?
   He forces it out.
5. I slept like a baby last night I pooped myself and woke up crying.
6. I fell off my chair at the bar and pooped my pants I guess I had a loose stool.
7. What are teddy bear poops called? Fleeces
8. What did the Japanese girl do after she pooped her pants? Charged double for them.
9. I slept like a baby last night. I pooped my pants and cried myself to sleep.
10. What do you do when your kitten poops? Catch it.
11. I had a dreamed I pooped the bed. So it turns out dreams can come true!
12. What is it called when an officer poops his pants while chasing a perp? Active doody.
13. Hey Vegetarians My food poops on yours.
14. What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope? Ex-Benedict
15. What's it called when a Polliwog poops? Toadstool.

Dog Pooping Jokes

Here is a list of funny dog pooping jokes and even better dog pooping puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The thing I don't like about Dietary Fiber is the large poops I'm also not crazy about our dog's name.
• Why did Kanye name his dog P Diddy? So he can scoop Diddy's poops
• I'm terrible with animals. I had a dog once. The first time I left him alone, he chewed up all my furniture, pooped everywhere, and starved.to death.
• My 9 year old thinks we should name our new dog after her Uncle. When we asked her why, "So when we tell people that Steve pooped in the garage, they'll think it was him!".
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  True story.
• When I get a dog So, when I get a dog, I'll call it Ammay. Everytime it poops, I'll get the Ammay fieces!
• My dog and I are so alike He poops and he is happy
• A man walks into a pub holding a dog p**... in his hands He says to his friend "eww, look what I nearly stepped in"
• When a dog is in a p**... position, she's vulnerable, and she's looking to the owner to protect her. When I do the same to my dog I get banned from the dog park
• My friend works at a rubber dog-p**... factory. He'll never get rich, but he makes doo.
• My new dog is a p**... machine. I tallied each pile as I cleaned up the yard. I stopped counting at 288, because that's two g**....

Pooping Pants Jokes

Here is a list of funny pooping pants jokes and even better pooping pants puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I literally just pooped my pants... I figuratively cleaned my poopy pants.
• I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally p**... your pants, but he's still making fun of me.
• What's worse than p**... your pants? ...someone else p**... in your pants.

Baby Pooping Jokes

Here is a list of funny baby pooping jokes and even better baby pooping puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Wife wants to have a baby but the Husband tries to discourage her. H: A baby sleeps and it poops and it cries when it's hungry.
  W: You two should get along famously.
• Wife calls her mother in-law and asks her "If your baby puked and pooped, who should it clean it up?" Mother in-law yells "the mother!" Wife - "Then come clean up your drunk son!"
• I have become a master at cleaning my baby after a p**.... I'm a #2 dad.
• I often sleep like a baby that is, not very much with various fits of crying and p**....
• Walked into my baby son's nursery only to see my wife standing in p**... with it smeared all over the walls and furniture asking, Who did this?! I said it was not apparent.
• I sleep like a baby at night, rarely and with short bursts of crying and p**..., sometimes both

Uplifting Pooping Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about pooping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean passing gas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pooping pranks.