The Best 10 Poopin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Poopin jokes. There are some poopin shortage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these poopin poopy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Poopin Jokes and Puns

Pooping is kinda like being in a relationship...

It's amazing at first but when it's over you feel empty inside.

I wouldn't say pooping is my favorite activity.....

But it's a solid number two.

What do you call the Russian president when he's in the bathroom?

Vladimir Poopin

How are pooping at someone else's house, and a first date the same?

You really hope both *go down*.

Pooping is depressing...

You just sit there til you feel empty inside...


I was having a conversation in the bathroom with a group of guys about the two possible nationalities.

If you are in the bathroom, either European or ur a poopin.

Pooping in public is fine for me

That's what I used to think before I got arrested

Pooping is just like Game of Thrones.

You either win or you die.

If King Tut had traveled to Japan

there's a good chance he would've been... poopin ramen.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the poopin feces jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working poopin pooper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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