The Best 15 Pooper Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pooper jokes. There are some pooper lac jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pooper defecation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pooper Jokes and Puns

Just ate a bunch of confetti...

Now I'm a party pooper.

Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?

She's a party pooper

Why did the woman bring toilet paper tot he gala?

She was a party pooper!

Told by my 7 year-old

Pooper joke, Why did the woman bring toilet paper tot he gala?

Sorry to be a party pooper

But I got to get these streamers out of my ass somehow

What do you call a man who fires glitter out of his butt?

A party pooper


I'm mad about the Mad Pooper lady,

I hope she feces justice!

What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

Pooper joke, What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Party Pooper

Why isn't Count Dracula invited to more parties?

Because he's a pain in the neck!

Did you guys hear about the cereal pooper?

He had trix up his sleeve

When Alice Cooper goes to the loo

Would it be a Cooper Pooper?

Why did the elephant go to the party with diapers on?

He was a party pooper.

You can explore pooper shitter reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pooper doggie dad jokes. There are also pooper puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Never have a party pooper as a getaway driver

They always leave early

What does a short handy man and a chronic pooper have in common?

His tools

Why wasn't my dog invited to the party?

He's a pawty pooper

So a dragon ate my D&D group today...

He was a real party party pooper.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pooper potty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pooper pees piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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