Poop And Pee Jokes
6 poop and pee jokes and hilarious poop and pee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poop and pee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Poop And Pee Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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3 men in a nursing home are sitting and reminiscing.
First man says, I wish I could just go pee as easily when I was younger. It's getting harder and harder to do so as the years pass.
The second guy says, I can pee just fine but I would give anything to be able to p**... with no trouble. It's getting more difficult even with fruits and veggies.
Last guy says, Oh, I have no problem with that. Every morning at 8:00 I just go like the Nile. Then at 8:30 I c**... till everything's out. Now if only I could wake up before 9:00.
Regular as clockwork...
Every morning I pee at 6:15AM, then p**... at 6:30AM. Problem is I don't wake up until 7AM.
The blackest dad
3 kids were arguing to see who had the blackest dad.
The first kid says: "My dad is so black, when he pee, it comes out petroleum"
The second kid says: "That's nothing compared to my dad, he's so black that when he takes a dump, he poops coal"
The third kid laughs and say: "you think that's black? My dad's so black that when he farts, we stay a week in the dark"
Old folks home
Three old fellas are seated on the front porch of their old folks home. The first one says " I like this place but the only problem I have is I can't pee first thing in the morning. " The second guy says I like our place too It's really really nice but I can't p**... first thing in the morning. " The third guy says about 6:00 every morning I pee like a racehorse. And then about 8:00 in the morning I c**... so good it would amaze you. Only problem I have is I don't wake up till 9:00.
What do you get when you take the pee out of poops
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The smelly goat
So there's this game show where whoever can stay in this room with this goat for the longest time will win $1,000,000. Now this goat has been living in this room for a while, p**... and peeing everywhere and smells absolutely disgusting. First, a white guy goes in and stays for 30 minutes before he can't stand it any longer and has to leave. Next, a black guy goes in and stays for 1 hour before he can't take it anymore and has to leave. Then, an Indian guy goes in and after 10 seconds the goat leaves.
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