Pool Boy Jokes
22 pool boy jokes and hilarious pool boy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pool boy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pool Boy Short Jokes
Short pool boy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pool boy humour may include short pool jokes also.
- I challenged a guy to a game of Pool. "The winner gets to sleep with my girlfriend," I declared.
Boy, did he look smug when he won.
Jokes on him though, I don't have a girlfriend. - A boy and girl are playing in a swimming pool... The boy says to the girl... I'm going to duck you!
The girl laughs and says... don't be silly you can't even say it properly - At the swimming pool A lifeguard reprimand a kid:
- Boy! Stop peeing in the pool!
- But everyone does!
- I know, but not from the diving board! - i heard you can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it into a pool. if it sinks; girl ant.
if it floats; boy ant.
(if you repeat it enough times you'll eventually get it) - How do scientists determine the genders of an ant? How do scientists determine the genders of an ant? They throw it onto a pool of water. If it floats, it's a boy ant.
- Swimming Girl: I can't swim on that pool.
Boy: Why not?
Girl: Coz the sign says 5 feet, and I only have 2. - A rich man tells his wife at dinner he thinks the pool boy is gay. She asks him why.
He says "I was laying by the pool today, and he couldn't stop looking at my e**...."
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Pool Boy One Liners
Which pool boy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pool boy? I can suggest the ones about farm boy and pool table.
- Did you hear about the boy that dissolved in the Jewish pool? It was hacidic
- How do white guys satisfy their wives? They hire a pool boy.
- Yo Mama So Rich She don't care that yo daddy is b**... the pool boy
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What funny jokes about pool boy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swimming pool jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pool boy pranks.
My wife minored in psychology. She's always using all her amateur psychology when we argue.
When I fired the pool boy, she said, "Well, you know, you're only firing him because he's so young and good looking, and you feel threatened and insecure, because it reminds you of your own mortality, and you're projecting all these insecurities onto someone else in a very passive/aggressive way, because these feelings are just too traumatic for you to deal with."
I said, "Honey...we don't have a pool."
A mathematician came home and told his wife, sorry honey, but I'm leaving you for my 18 year old assistant. I'll be home in a few hours and I'd like for you to be gone.
He got back home and found a note that read, hi honey, I've left and decided to run off with the 18 year old pool boy. We are both 54 years old, and I think you'll figure out as a mathematician that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
Potato in bathing suit joke
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
A joke I was told by an old man I golfed with.
A man was at the bar with a couple of his neighbors. One of his friends says "Have you seen that new pool boy the Johnsons hired? I heard he's had his way with all the women in the neighborhood except one."
Worried, the man goes home and confronts his wife. "Honey I heard the new pool boy has had with every woman in the neighborhood except one, do you know anything about that?" She replies "hmm, I bet it's Betty, she's a real p**...."
A lifeguard blows his whistle at a little boy and asks him to come over...
He says to the boy, "Hey, you're not allowed to pee in the pool."
"That's not fair!" says the boy, "There must be dozens of people peeing in the pool every day! Why do you gotta pick on me?"
The lifeguard says, "Well most people don't do it off the diving board."
I was sat at home the other day and there was a knock at the door.
"Hello" said the young boy, when I opened the door. "I'm collecting for the local swimming pool"
So I gave him a glass of water.
His wife minored in psychology in school.
She was always trying to use her tiresome amateur psychology on him. When he wanted to fire their pool boy, she said, "Well, you're clearly threatened by his youth and attractiveness, and this gives you intimations of your own mortality which you are sublimating into a hostile and inappropriate response."
He said, "Honey...we don't have a pool."
How does a mathematician get revenge?
A mathematician came home and told his wife, sorry honey, but I'm leaving you for my 18 year old assistant. I'll be home in a few hours and I'd like for you to be gone.
He got back home and found a note that read, hi honey, I've left and decided to run off with the 18 year old pool boy. We are both 54 years old, and I think you'll figure out as a mathematician that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
A boy complains to his father
Dad, you told me to put a cucumber in my swimming shorts to impress the girls at the pool, but you forgot to tell me something!
Really, What was that? , said the father
The cucumber was supposed to go in the front
Here is an OC joke for you
3 boys are at a pool talking about their dads
The first one says:"my dad can hold his breath under water for 50 seconds, bet your dad's can't beat that"
The second kid says"piff, your dad is nothing compared to mine, he can hold his breath for 2 minutes"
The third kid laughs at the first 2 boys and say" you guys think that is impressive? My dad has been under the pool for 2 years and haven't even surfaced to take a breath"