The Best 54 Pooh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pooh jokes. There are some pooh baloo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pooh winnie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pooh Jokes and Puns

Why did Winnie the Pooh cross the road?

Becaus- Censored in China

I asked my wife is she wanted to play Pooh's Corner

She said "how do you play?"

I said I'd be Winnie the Pooh and she should let me play in her honey pot.

Did you hear pooh bear went gangsta?

He doesn't even give a bother.

Pooh joke, Did you hear pooh bear went gangsta?

Why did tigger smell wierd?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Why did Tiger have his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh

(Courtesy of my 5 year old)


Why did Piglet look in the toilet

He was looking for Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Pooh joke, What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He kneaded a pooh

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh!

Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

You can explore pooh doo reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pooh bah dad jokes. There are also pooh puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr?

Because he may get Tiggered

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name.

(Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Pooh joke, What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

I think we need a safe space to discuss Winnie the Pooh.

Oh sorry, TIGGER WARNING!

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.
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*My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*


What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

Why is Tigger so dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh

What's brown and sits in the forest?

Winnie's pooh.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why does Piglet smell funny?

He plays with Pooh

Did you see the tag line for Quentin Tarantino's Winnie the Pooh?

Do you see a sign that says 'dead Tigger storage'?

What do Winnie the Pooh and Vlad the Impaler have in common?

Their middle name.

How do you upset Winnie the Pooh?

Stick a couple fingers in his honey.

Not entirely sure where I heard this...

Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?

Because he saw Christopher Robbin'.

What do Attila the Hun and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Insatiable Bloodlust

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

What kind of bear wears diapers?

Winnie the Pooh

What do you call the bear with coprophagia?

Wi niethe pooh

Racist joke incoming

Why did John Oliver call Xi Jingping Winnie the Pooh

Because they're both yellow

Why is Tigger always washing his hands?

Because he plays with Pooh

A constipated man robs a toy store. He steals everything but one teddy bear

Because he is unable to take a pooh

A constipated man robs a toy store

He proceeds to take everything from the store, accept for the teddy bears.

Why did he not take the bears?

He couldn't take a Pooh.

Want to know another creepy coincidence?

Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, and Winnie the Pooh all share the same middle name. Stay safe, my friends!

My long-distance Chinese girlfriend ghosted me.

The last thing I said to her was that I was going to watch Winnie The Pooh with my 4 year old niece...

*Tigger warning* Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh

How do you know Winnie the Pooh isn't as well liked as he's portrayed

His friends call him Winnie the Poo!

Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives?

Pooh: I'm stuffed

The more, the better...

... said Winnie the Pooh and then died from an overdose.

Why didn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants?

So he can pooh bear.

Besides eating honey... what do John the Baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Their middle name

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

To look for Pooh.

Did you know

Did you know ,

Jack the Ripper and

Whinnie the pooh

Both have the same middle names

Coincidence

What do Mack the knife, Attila the Hun, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pooh ducky jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pooh poopoo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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