Pooh Jokes

• Short Pooh Jokes
• Pooh One Liners
• Winnie Pooh Jokes
• Winnie The Pooh Jokes
• Tigger And Pooh Jokes
• Pooh Bear Jokes
• More Pooh Jokes

Funniest Pooh Short Jokes

Short pooh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pooh humour may include short piglet jokes also.

1. A constipated man robs a toy store. He steals everything but one teddy bear Because he is unable to take a pooh
2. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name.
3. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
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   *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
4. What do Winnie the Pooh, Atilla the Hun, and Smokey the Bear have in common? The same middle name.
5. Besides eating honey... what do John the baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They share the same middle name.
6. Did you know Did you know ,
   Jack the Ripper and
   Whinnie the pooh
   Both have the same middle names
   Coincidence
7. What do Mack the knife, Attila the Hun, and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
8. What do Vlad the Impaler and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.
9. Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr? Because he may get Tiggered
10. A constipated man robs a toy store He proceeds to take everything from the store, accept for the teddy bears.
    Why did he not take the bears?
    He couldn't take a Pooh.

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Pooh One Liners

Which pooh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pooh? I can suggest the ones about bunny and oink.

1. Why does Piglet smell so bad? Because he plays with Pooh
2. What do Winnie the Pooh and Vlad the Impaler have in common? Their middle name.
3. Why does tigger have no friends? Because he plays with pooh.
4. Why is Tigger so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh
5. Why does Tiger have to take so many baths? Because he plays with Pooh all day.
6. What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? Their middle name
7. What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? The same middle name.
8. What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.
9. Why was Tigger always filthy? Because he was playing with Pooh.
10. Why does Tigger smell? Because he played with Pooh!
11. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
12. What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh
13. What's little, brown, and found in the woods? Winnies' pooh.
14. Why doesn't Winnie-the-Pooh wear shoes? Because Winnie-the-Pooh has "bear" feet!
15. Why was Piglet in the bathroom? He was looking for Pooh.

Winnie Pooh Jokes

Here is a list of funny winnie pooh jokes and even better winnie pooh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
• People in China are all preparing to celebrate the 100th anniversary - and so should we! Winnie the Pooh's birthday is August 21, 1921 which is only about a month off :)
• Boris Johnson is the most dangerous politician in Britain precisely because of his charm. Funny and likeable, even when he errs it's cute, like a shaved Winnie the Pooh eating all the honey
• Why did Winnie the Pooh cross the road? Becaus- Censored in China
• Want to know another creepy coincidence? Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, and Winnie the Pooh all share the same middle name. Stay safe, my friends!
• If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh's universe, what would his new name be? Twiglet.
• I think we need a safe space to discuss Winnie the Pooh. Oh sorry, TIGGER WARNING!
• My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh She says I am becoming unbearable.
• Why didn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants? So he can pooh bear.
• The more, the better... ... said Winnie the Pooh and then died from an overdose.

Winnie The Pooh Jokes

Here is a list of funny winnie the pooh jokes and even better winnie the pooh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives? Pooh: I'm stuffed
• What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother? Poonanny
• Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
  A: Winnie the Pooh.
• My long-distance Chinese girlfriend ghosted me. The last thing I said to her was that I was going to watch Winnie The Pooh with my 4 year old niece...
• What kind of bear wears diapers? Winnie the Pooh
• Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police? Because he saw Christopher Robbin'.
• Did you see the tag line for Quentin Tarantino's Winnie the Pooh? Do you see a sign that says 'dead Tigger storage'?
• What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common? The same middle name.
  (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
• What's brown and sits in the forest? Winnie's pooh.
• Racist joke incoming Why did John Oliver call Xi Jingping Winnie the Pooh
  Because they're both yellow

Tigger And Pooh Jokes

Here is a list of funny tigger and pooh jokes and even better tigger and pooh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh!
  Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
• Have you heard of the new club Pooh's Honey Jar? The bouncers name was Tigger!
• Why did Tigger look in the toilet? To look for Pooh.
• *Tigger warning* Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
• Why is Tigger always washing his hands? Because he plays with Pooh
• Why does nobody like Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh.
• Question: Why does Tigger smell?
  Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
• How did Tigger break the Bro Code? He stole Pooh's honey!
• Why did tigger smell wierd? Because he was playing with Pooh.
• Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?
  A: He was looking for pooh!

Pooh Bear Jokes

Here is a list of funny pooh bear jokes and even better pooh bear puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call the bear with coprophagia? Wi niethe pooh
• What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear
• Winnie the pooh Winnie the pooh just died. I know, its hard to bear
• Did you hear pooh bear went g**...? He doesn't even give a bother.
• How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey p**...? With his bear hands.
  Thank the Chive for that one.

Happy Pooh Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about pooh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little pigs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pooh pranks.