Poodle Dog Jokes
20 poodle dog jokes and hilarious poodle dog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poodle dog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Poodle Dog Short Jokes
Short poodle dog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poodle dog humour may include short poodle jokes also.
- Can I sell kayak equipment if my dog peed on it? Can I peddle a paddle if it's in a puddle of poodle piddle?
- Ruined a brand new pair of shoes. It's raining cats and dogs out and I stepped in a poodle.
- A man got home from his walk and his wife said: Thank god you got home safe it's raining cats and dogs!!! The man: It's not raining that bad I didn't even step in any poodles
- My wife and I recently adopted 2 children from china and I came home today to find them trying to cook my poodle. Immediately I repeated what I said this morning.
"No kids! I said WALK the dog!" - Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Poodle Dog One Liners
Which poodle dog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poodle dog? I can suggest the ones about hound dog and picture dog.
- It's raining cats and dogs outside. Know how I can tell? I stepped in a poodle.
- Why must you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle.
- Man it was really raining cats and dogs today. Sure hope I don't step in a poodle.
- What's the s**... dog race? The p**...-dle!
I'll be seeing myself out :/ - What's the smelliest breed of dog? A p**...-dle
Poodle Dog Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about poodle dog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean terrier dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make poodle dog pranks.
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Two dogs are at the vet talking.
Two dogs are at the vet talking.
Great Dane: So what are you here for?
Poodle: Well I've been wandering around the neighborhood too much lately looking for s**... so they're having me castrated, you?
Great Dane: My mistress does the housework n**..., she was bending over cleaning the vegetable draw in the fridge and I just couldn't help myself so I went for it.
Poodle: So you're here for castration too hey?
Great Dane: No, I'm here to get my claws trimmed.
I haven't seen my wife in 2 days
I came home from work the other day and said, "It's raining cats and dogs out there!"
My wife asked, "Why do you say that?"
I said, "Because I just stepped into a poodle."
The swelling in my eyes has gone down enough that I think I'll be able to see her tonight.
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two dogs at the vet
A great dane and a poodle are in nearby kennels at a vet's office.
Poodle: "I get overly excited and pee on the floor when my owner comes home. His evil wife is having me put to sleep. What are you in for?"
Dane: "That's too bad. I got way too excited when my owner started doing Bikram yoga. I couldn't help it...I started h**... her like crazy."
Poodle: "So is she putting you down too?"
Dane: "Naw, I'm just getting my nails done."
Two Dogs Are In The Vet
Two dogs are in the vet office, waiting to be seen. The first dog turns to the one to his left and asks, "what are you in for?"
The other dog looks at him sadly and says, "our neighbors got a really smoking hot poodle, so I jumped the fence and did her right then and there. I'm here to get neutered."
The first dog sighs and says, "yeah, I'm here for a similar situation. My owner has a really hot girlfriend. She had just gotten out of the shower, and I just couldn't help myself. I plowed her good."
"So you're getting neutered too?"
"Nah, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
Two men are walking their dogs
Two men are walking their dogs, a Poodle and a German Shepherd. They decide they'd like to go into a bar for a drink. "But we can't bring our dogs into that bar," says the Poodle's human.
"No problem," says the German Shepherd's human. "Just watch this." He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar.
"Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender.
"But this is a seeing eye dog," says the German Shepherd's human. The bartender apologizes and shows them to a chair.
So, the Poodle owner decides to follow suit, whips out his sunglasses, and walks into the bar.
"Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender.
"But this is a seeing eye dog," says the Poodle's human.
The bartender objects, "Hey, Poodles can't be seeing eye dogs!"
The Poodle owner gasps, "What! The agency gave me a poodle?!"