Ponzi Scheme Jokes

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Hilarious Ponzi Scheme Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What is a good ponzi scheme joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Fight with a girlfriend

She was like, 'I feel like you're going to go out there and you're going to find someone else; you're going to leave me.' And it's tough, you know, 'cause there's no polite way to sit a girl down and be like, 'Listen honey, no one else is dumb enough to f**k me. Some Ponzi schemes only have one victim.'

Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme?

...because something smells fishy.

"my husband committed fraud by creating a ponzi scheme so I am going to engage in frivolous lawsuits to try to pay for his legal fees....."

When I was a child, they told me that The Children Are Our Future

Then I grew up, and now they're saying it's actually these new children.
I know a Ponzi scheme when I see one.

TIL about the world's largest Ponzi scheme

He Madoff with a lot of money

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