The Best 9 Ponzi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ponzi jokes. There are some ponzi fanatic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ponzi madoff puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ponzi Jokes and Puns

Fight with a girlfriend

She was like, 'I feel like you're going to go out there and you're going to find someone else; you're going to leave me.' And it's tough, you know, 'cause there's no polite way to sit a girl down and be like, 'Listen honey, no one else is dumb enough to f**k me. Some Ponzi schemes only have one victim.'

A jew called Bernie ran the biggest ponzi schema ever , he took millions from gullible low information people promising them unrealistic returns .

I was talking about Bernie Madoff not Bernie Sanders you a**holes

Donate 27 $ and we can still win the Presidency !!!

Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?

The pilot was cancelled because they didn't want to weigh the pros and the cons.

Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme?

...because something smells fishy.

TIL about the world's largest Ponzi scheme

He Madoff with a lot of money


What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

Ponzi Buddy.

When I was a child, they told me that The Children Are Our Future

Then I grew up, and now they're saying it's actually these new children.

I know a Ponzi scheme when I see one.

Business Idea: A Ponzi Restaurant

"my husband committed fraud by creating a ponzi scheme so I am going to engage in frivolous lawsuits to try to pay for his legal fees....."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ponzi stunt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ponzi heidi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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