The Best 35 Pony Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pony jokes. There are some pony laryngitis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pony whorse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pony Jokes and Puns

I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day.

Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to approach me for any reason at all.

A pony walks into a bar...

and quietly whispers to the bartender that he would like a beer. The bartender says "i can't hear you. You will have to speak up." The pony say "I'm sorry I'm a little hoarse."

Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"...

Helen Keller went to town,
A-ridin' on a pony,
Stuck a feather in her hat
and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"

Pony joke, Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"...

Guys, did you know that I have a shetland pony who can sing?! I was going to record and share a video the other day but...

...he was a little hoarse.

A pony walks into a bar

Bartender: What'll it be?

Pony: I'll *ahem* have a *cough cough* beer.

Bartender: You got a cough?

Pony: Yeah *ahem* I'm a little horse.


A bear and a pony walked onto the stage at a convention...

And the pony went up to the microphone and said, "Bear with me, I'm a little horse."

A man rides a pony into a bar

A man charges through the front door of his local saloon, perched on the back of a pony. He rushes to the bar and says Bartender, I need a hot tea, as quick as you can!

The bartender, taken aback, says Sir! You can't ride that thing in here! And why do you so desperately need a hot tea?!

The man leans forward, looks the bartender square in the eye, and slowly pets the pony's mane.

Mister , he exclaims, I'm feeling a little horse .

Pony joke, A man rides a pony into a bar

A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...

He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

A pony came by my house for a glass of water today

It was a little hoarse.

I forgot one of my daughter's birthday presents in the closet....

After six weeks, that pony really began to reek....

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

What do you call a pony that sleeps around

A whorse

A pony recently got to work as a teacher,

But 1 day before school starts he got a cold. Naturally he couldn't talk as loud as usual so the next day he comes into the class and says: "Good morning! Sorry if I'm being a bit quiet, I'm just a little horse."

My barber interrupted my horse story...

...even though I told him *not* to cut off my pony tale

Did you hear the one about a pony with a cough?

It was a little horse.

Pony joke, Did you hear the one about a pony with a cough?

Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?

She was a little horse

Yankee Doodle can use other names too

Helen Keller went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'UGLABERPL'

Adolf Hitler went to town while riding on a pony, when someone stuck a feather in his hat, he threw it on the ground and screamed 'NIEN!'

Did you hear about the pony with the sore throat?

He was a little hoarse


Why can't a pony sing?

Because it's voice is a little horse.

A pony walks into a bar.

"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy voice.

"Come again?" Says the bartender.

"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy voice, yet again.

"I can't understand you, your voice is too raspy" says the bartender.

The pony says "Sorry, I am a little horse."

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

Helen Keller

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!"

A friend of mine got rushed to hospital because he put a toy pony up his butt

Personally, I pity the foal.

In case you're worried about him - don't, he's in a stable condition

Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop

He was a little hoarse.

Why can't the pony yell?

His voice is too horse.

Petting Zoo

A woman at a petting zoo bent down to pet a pony. She began to cough violently. A man came over to her an asked her to leave. She said,"What? It's no big deal! I'm just feeling a little hoarse!"

It should have been a pony.

A small horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "I can't hear you!"
The horse says "Sorry I'm a little hoarse."

Why does a pony sound so weird?

Because he's a little hoarse

A pony walks into a bar

Says to the bartender Let me get one Apple martini

bartender leans in closer and says what?

Pony says one. Apple martini, please .

Bartender asks, something about a Bikini?

Pony starts to get a little frustrated but manages to say a little louder now ONE APPLE MARTINI

Bartender said oh! It's hard to hear you, you're a little horse

Equine Choir

I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little horse.

Why didn't the pony say anything?

Because he was a little hoarse...

I spent last night shouting at my psychiatrist

Long story short he's convinced I have delusions of being a pony... I'd tell you more, but I'm a little hoarse.

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!

Did you hear about the talking pony? ...

He was a little hoarse.

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We suggest to use only working pony hoarse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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