Pony Jokes
93 pony jokes and hilarious pony puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pony that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find the best laugh with our collection of funny pony jokes! From clever puns to silly Shetland pony stories, we've got something for everyone. See if you can guess the puns of the One Trick Pony and the Dun Stunk. Get your giggle on with our collection of pony humor from around the world including the best Punjabi jokes about ponies.
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Funniest Pony Short Jokes
Short pony jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pony humour may include short horse mounted jokes also.
- I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day. Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to approach me for any reason at all.
- Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"... Helen Keller went to town,
A-ridin' on a pony,
Stuck a feather in her hat
and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg" - Guys, did you know that I have a shetland pony who can sing?! I was going to record and share a video the other day but... ...he was a little hoarse.
- A bear and a pony walked onto the stage at a convention... And the pony went up to the microphone and said, "Bear with me, I'm a little horse."
- A pony goes into a bar, and the bar tender asks him why the long face? I didn't make it into the men's choir.
Well, you are a little horse. - I forgot one of my daughter's birthday presents in the closet.... After six weeks, that pony really began to reek....
- My barber interrupted my horse story... ...even though I told him *not* to cut off my pony tale
- A man takes his pet pony to the vet. The receptionist says what seems to be the problem? The man says well he's a little horse
- Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end? Doctors say his condition is stable.
- Helen Keller Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!"
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Pony One Liners
Which pony one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pony? I can suggest the ones about horse hay and racehorse.
- Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse
- A pony came by my house for a glass of water today It was a little hoarse.
- What do you call a pony that sleeps around A whorse
- Did you hear the one about a pony with a cough? It was a little horse.
- Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse
- What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry
- What do you call an arrogant pony on drugs A high horse
- Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse.
- Cough, Rough, Though, Through. Why don't these words rhyme, yet pony and bologna do?
- Why can't the pony yell? His voice is too horse.
- Why does a pony sound so weird? Because he's a little hoarse
- Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.
- How do you conceal a cheese loving horse? Mask a Pony
- What did the pony say after he coughed? Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.
- My doctor told me to stop eating pony meat It was making me a little horse
My Little Pony Jokes
Here is a list of funny my little pony jokes and even better my little pony puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Equine Choir I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little horse.
- I spent last night shouting at my psychiatrist Long story short he's convinced I have delusions of being a pony... I'd tell you more, but I'm a little hoarse.
- Why did the Shetland pony want a drink? Because it was sounding a little hoarse
- What did the pony say at karaoke night when he went up to sing? Pardon my voice, I'm just a little horse.
- I've been told to take 'hung like a horse' off my tinder profile Apparently My Little Pony doesn't count
- One day a dog and a pony were walking down the road. Pony looked sad so dog asked, "Whats wrong?"
And pony said, "Im a little hoarse." - Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack.
- Cowboy . . . and no vet How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?
He was a little hoarse. - Q: What is a thespian pony?
A: A little horse play - What do you call a pirate who likes My Little Pony? A neckbeard.
Shetland Pony Jokes
Here is a list of funny shetland pony jokes and even better shetland pony puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Pony I came home the other day and my wife had the veterinarian there looking at my shetland pony.
Very concerned i asked " whats wrong with him!"
The Vet said "he's ok, he's just a little horse" - What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up? "Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
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What funny jokes about pony you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean donkey and horse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pony pranks.
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Yankee Doodle can use other names too
Helen Keller went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'UGLABERPL'
Adolf h**... went to town while riding on a pony, when someone stuck a feather in his hat, he threw it on the ground and screamed 'NIEN!'
A pony recently got to work as a teacher,
But 1 day before school starts he got a cold. Naturally he couldn't talk as loud as usual so the next day he comes into the class and says: "Good morning! Sorry if I'm being a bit quiet, I'm just a little horse."
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Beauty and the beast
Belle goes to a petting zoo with her four year old daughter. She bent down to pet a small pony and started coughing from an allergic reaction to the pony's fur. She pulled out a bottle of allergy pills as her strokes on the pony became more and more e**..., eventually causing it to sprout an e**.... A worker came rushing up to her hastily saying "please put that away. There are children here." Belle responded, "oh sorry. I was feeling a little hoarse."
Petting Zoo
A woman at a petting zoo bent down to pet a pony. She began to cough violently. A man came over to her an asked her to leave. She said,"What? It's no big deal! I'm just feeling a little hoarse!"
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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?
He was feeling a little horse.
A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...
He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"
What did the pony say to the doctor when he wasn't feeling well?
"I'm a little hoarse"
A cowboy goes to the barber. When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside.
And guess what? Pony gone.
What do you call an equine that skateboards?
Pony Hawk.
Hillary Clinton has been so embarrassed about her email scandal that if elected she will bring back the secure channels of communication she used growing up...
the pony express.
Pony says to bear can you yell at moose for me? Bear says why don't you do it your self? Pony replys..
I'm a little horse.
Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her cap and called it...
Bleaaaaaaaaaaaagggg!
Why did the pony buy Strepsils?
He was a little hoarse.
How much did the vet gamble at the blackjack table?
He put down a pony.
What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman?
Pony Park
What's the difference between an Italian dessert cheese and a small pony who loves makeup?
Ones a mascarpone, ones a mascara pony
What do you call a horse who takes all the groceries in at once?
A one trip pony
My pony was coughing the whole night yesterday.
You could say he's a little *horse*
What is the difference between a game console and a butchery?
One is a Sony Playstation and the other is a pony slaystation.
A pony walks into a bar
Says to the bartender Let me get one Apple martini
bartender leans in closer and says what?
Pony says one. Apple martini, please .
Bartender asks, something about a Bikini?
Pony starts to get a little frustrated but manages to say a little louder now ONE APPLE MARTINI
Bartender said oh! It's hard to hear you, you're a little horse
'Why didn't peasants have any horses in the middle ages?
They couldn't pony up the cash...
Officer on Live-PD tonight...
Was chasing a pony in Mission, Texas, something was wrong though, I think it was a little hoarse.
I took my pony to the vet today
Because it was a little hoarse
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What does a sore t**... and a pony have in common
They're both a little horse
Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote
Pony tells Coyote: "I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me?"
Coyote: "Why can't you yell at him yourself?"
Pony replies: "Because I'm a little horse."
On a plane, left or right around a vertical axis (often controlled by a rudder) is known as yaw.
But the only axis I'm on when I whip this little sky pony around the golden winds are YEEEEEEET
My daughter wants a pony for Christmas
I think a traditional turkey would taste better but it's her choice.
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A friend of mine got rushed to hospital because he put a toy pony up his b**...
Personally, I pity the foal.
In case you're worried about him - don't, he's in a stable condition
A man rides a pony into a bar
A man charges through the front door of his local saloon, perched on the back of a pony. He rushes to the bar and says Bartender, I need a hot tea, as quick as you can!
The bartender, taken aback, says Sir! You can't ride that thing in here! And why do you so desperately need a hot tea?!
The man leans forward, looks the bartender square in the eye, and slowly pets the pony's mane.
Mister , he exclaims, I'm feeling a little horse .
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Did you hear about the pony with a sore t**...?
He was diagnosed a little horse.
Thank you.... you're a great crowd.
A pony walks into a bar.
"What'll it be?" asks the bartender.
"I'll have one whiskey, please." the pony whispered softly.
The bartender says, "Sure, but why are you speaking so quietly?"
"I'm a little hoarse."
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A horse walks into a bar
And the bartender asked "why the long face?"
The horse said, well, it has been a really bad day. Around 10 years ago, I married a pony, the absolute love of my life. She just passed away at the hospital from t**... cancer. I'm on my way back home and I just came in for a few drinks to ease the pain.
The bartender felt horrible about the s**... joke he said earlier and apologized profusely.
The horse just shook his head and said don't worry about it. In all honesty, we should have caught the cancer much earlier. She was always a little horse.
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A pony goes into a pharmacy and asks for some t**... lozenges.
The pharmacist asks, "Do you have a cold?".
The pony replies, "No. I'm just a little hoarse."
